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Brockwatch 2011 Continues as Lesnar Recovers From Surgery

Brock Lesnar has a gut feeling. It’s a bad feeling.

Brock Lesnar is reportedly convalescing from his latest dust up with diverticulitis, after undergoing scheduled surgery Friday to deal with the chronic and debilitating intestinal disorder. According to the Baldfather, Lesnar had “about twelve inches” of his colon removed, and there’s perhaps a bit of irony that Mr “Write That Down In Your Little Notebook” is uncomfortable in the bunghole region. “He said he’s a little sore, but the operation was a huge success,” says Dana.   Take it with a grain of salt, but Lesnar and the UFC are optimistic for a to return to the cage in early 2012.

Just in case you missed the important part in there, Brock Lesnar just lost about a foot of his large intestine.  Also,  how has no one mocked up the Trash Talking Kids “Eat Some Broccoli Lesnar” yet?

As you probably remember, Lesnar was first attacked by diverticulitis-weilding Canadians in the fall of 2009, which postponed Lesnar’s fight with Shane Carwin for six months and kept the entire MMA blogosphere on the edge of their seats. It is unclear how the Canadians managed to get at the big fella this time, but it is notable that Lesnar spends a good deal of time in Minnesota, an American state that is horrifyingly close to the land of socialist penguins and counterfeit bacon.

Lesnar had already pulled out of his scheduled matchup with Junior Dos Santos at UFC 131 in June, and was replaced in the main event by Carwin. While we realize we give Brock a hard time, we still wish him a speedy and complete recovery. Besides, it looks like Brock doesn’t really need any more shit to deal with right now.

While recovering, perhaps Brock should look into taking a role in a movie. As you’ll see in this video, Brock can totally pull off the “Intimidating Large Man” part with almost no preparation. We hear they’re casting a new Mad Max flick.


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Jason Statham- September 18, 2011 at 9:23 pm
Brock Lesnar is a excellent figther, hope he recover well and start fighting soon.

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tramadoc- June 1, 2011 at 9:44 am
In light of Brock Lesnar having 12" of his colon removed, I am left with one burning question. When they removed that 12" of colon, were they able to remove the asshole as well?
RwilsonR- May 31, 2011 at 7:07 am
So Brock is literally having trouble turning chicken salad into chicken shit.
ExpectJesusBro- May 31, 2011 at 5:56 am
Wow, mothercruncher. That was graphic.
mothercruncher- May 31, 2011 at 12:48 am
He's going to be MR Diarrhoea if her looses anymore colon. You need that, erm , shit to squeeze, you know, your shit dry.
2phresh- May 30, 2011 at 11:16 pm
i wonder what would happen if they pull that shizz on Steven Seagal
RwilsonR- May 30, 2011 at 10:00 pm
I thought the reason he didn't originally have this surgery was because it would leave him wearing a colostomy bag for a couple years, or possibly the rest of his life. Incontinent Brock. Won't be fun being his training partners.
RwilsonR- May 30, 2011 at 9:56 pm
What they didn't tell you is that they removed an entire deer leg that had lodged in his colon since last hunting season.
Get Off Me- May 30, 2011 at 9:17 pm
How about "Backed Up Brock" for a garbage pail kids shirt.
AussieJosh- May 30, 2011 at 8:46 pm
First time i have seen the Cro Cop one! loved it! Thanks!
Spydervoodoo- May 30, 2011 at 7:34 pm
Does this mean he'll be a little less of an asshole???!?!
O.k. really bad one, but someone had to say it.....
Coneblazer- May 30, 2011 at 6:59 pm
"@linlijunii" - WTF Cage Potato PLEASE stop this type of crap
hooligun- May 30, 2011 at 1:38 pm
agreed, cro cop one is classic, check it out guys.
hooligun- May 30, 2011 at 1:28 pm
that was funny, thanks.
fightfan- May 30, 2011 at 1:15 pm
Yep Cro Cop had Mauro ready to shit himself. Way better if thats the one you are talking about.
ReX13- May 30, 2011 at 12:31 pm
Miles >> i agree wholeheartedly.
Miles- May 30, 2011 at 12:29 pm
Crocop's was better.