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Hot Potato: 14 More Photos of Stunning WSOF Card Carrier Jessica Sutton

Back by popular demand is World Series of Fighting ring girl Jessica Sutton, an Elk Township, New Jersey native who has been featured in Maxim, Babes of MMA, and Busted Coverage and now makes her triumphant return to our Hot Potato gallery.

A four-year cross-country track star throughout high school, Jessica has been keeping busy ever since moving to Las Vegas. Aside from getting her license in cosmetology, Jessica is now the host of her own home improvement show on Youtube, “The Real Tool Time”, where she “tackles the transformation of her home in Las Vegas, documenting the challenges of demolition work, laying tile down, creating a workshop, wiring lighting and electrical – taking on home improvement projects that every good homeowner should.”

Wait, so she’s not only a smokin’ hot ring girl, but a Home Improvement fan *and* someone who knows her way around a reciprocating saw? DIBS, YOU GUYS.

Check out some of Jessica’s latest photos above from photographer Brian B. Hayes, follow her on Twitter, and be sure to look for her in action at WSOF 9: Carl vs. Palhares on March 29th.

-J. Jones

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23 Photos of Cyndie Franchi, French MMA Ring Girl and Model


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Props to Babes of MMA for introducing us to Cyndie Franchi, a French model and MMA ring girl originally from Corsica who now splits her time between Marseille and Paris. In addition to carrying round-cards for local fight promotions like Fightway Challenge, Cyndie’s work as a glamour model has appeared in such notable cheesecake-mags as FHM France, Maxim France, Dymelife, and Red Hot Kittens Magazine.

Cyndie spends her free time practicing Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and is involved in various humanitarian efforts related to sick and disabled children. Her philosophy on being a glamour model goes like this:

I have always loved the era of Marilyn Monroe. Being a woman with explosive curves, with a certain sensuality, a sexy woman and assertive! A woman who gives some desire to men! Every women love to give pleasure to a man or men! Every human being likes to please in general, that’s a fact! Give dreams to men is a pleasant thing! It is good to dream nowadays for something or someone!

Makes sense to us! Check out lots more great Cyndie Franchi photos in the gallery below, and follow her life on Facebook and twitter. [*Note: The photos near the end of the gallery are slightly NSFW.]

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Arianny Celeste Calls Ronda Rousey a Poor “Role Model,” Immediately Poses Nude on Hotel Balcony


(F*CK YEAH, FEMINISM!)

UFC ring girl Arianny Celeste and UFC women’s bantamweight champion Ronda Rousey have a lot in common in that they’re both women who have posed nude before. And while one of them is a former Olympian and the other is a former Ring Girl of the Year winner (2x!), it appears that the latter isn’t too high on how the former carries herself.

Yes, the woman whose breasts nearly destroyed CagePotato back in 2010 recently sat down with MMAJunkie radio (not nude on a hotel balcony, as previously speculated in this article’s title) to plug her show, Overhaulin‘. After a thirty second discussion about her social media presence that felt four hours long, the conversation eventually shifted to whether or not Celeste felt that Rousey was a good role model for our nation’s yoots. Her answer was so deeply profound that upon hearing it, Deepak Chopra allegedly threw his hands in the air and declared his life a sham:

I don’t really like the way she carries herself. I don’t think she’s a good role model for women. I think that women should empower each other and give each other a little pat on the back. (Ed. note: Or sometimes, a kiss on the backside.)

She’s paving the way for women’s MMA, and I’ve made being a UFC Octagon Girl into a career. She should definitely recognize that and be nice.

“The key to being a successful fighter…is being nice.” — Arianny Celeste

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Squirting on Camera: The 10 Creepiest Lines Jesse Holland Has Ever Written About Brittney Palmer

If you’re not familiar with MMAMania’s Jesse Holland, well, he’s kind of like the Gene Shalit or Pete Hammond of MMA writing, in that he specializes in pun-ridden “articles” with upworthy headlines that are usually bereft of any intellectual or comedic value whatsoever. I realize the irony in saying this just a day after writing an article composed mainly of dog gifs, but there’s a fine line between intentional absurdity and plain corniness (or creepiness) and Mr. Holland has dragged his ass along that line under the false guise of “MMA reporting” for far too long.

You see, when Jesse isn’t cramming as much loathsome and nonsensical puns into an article as humanely possible — puns like “Jugs, not drugs” (while discussing Miesha Tate’s breasts) or “cuckoo for Cuoco’s puffs” (on the Henry Cavill/Gina Carano split) — he’s probably penning alliteration-heavy headlines using sickening, pornography-based puns to lure in the middle school troglodytes who actually find his material humorous. He’s the Peeping Tom version of Eric Holden, essentially, but with a semi-respectable publication to back his self-masturbatory musings.

In any case, one of Mr. Holland’s favorite subjects to cover is that of UFC ring girl Brittney Palmer (or should I say, Brittney Palm-Her), who you might have heard hosts a web series called “Hot & Slow,” which itself is an incredibly lame pun. After reading Jesse’s most recent gag-inducing headline, “Brittney Palmer squirting on camera during FOX ‘Slow & Hot’ painting webisode” we (I) decided that someone had to put an end to his click-baiting agenda or at least call him out on it. Because while CagePotato may be a website that is 50% ring girl galleries and and 50% MMA reporting (okay, 60-40), we at least grant our readers the common courtesy of occasional subtlety.

So join us after the jump as we take a look back at 10 of the creepiest lines Holland has written about Brittney Palmer in the hopes that he will end this MMA charade and just get a job with OMG! Insider already.

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Hot Potato: 11 Photos of One FC’s Newest *Newest* Ring Girl, Mila G.

I think I’ve started to notice a pattern amongst ONE FC ring girls — mainly, that most of them are smokin’ hot brunettes who refuse to reveal their last names. First came Maya T., and now, ONE FC has snatched up Japanese-born model Mila G. to carry cards for the organization. Word was passed along earlier today that Mila G. will be making her ring girl debut in March, so let’s cross our fingers and hope that she has a better go of things than Kristina Sprague.

According to her website, Mila is a “cheerful challenger” (?) who has landed gigs on such mainstream shows as ”Green Arrow”, “True Justice”, “Bates Motel”, and “Continuum.”  Additionally, Mila enjoys sharing her knowledge and daily updates with fans through her blog and “loves reading inspiring quotes everyday.” I’m learning so much right now, you guys. Check out 11 of Mila’s best photos in the gallery above, then make sure to send her some love on Twitter or through her website.

-J. Jones

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Hot Potato: British UFC Ring Girl Carly Baker Strips Down for ‘Zoo’


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Props to Babes of MMA for uncovering this recent Zoo Magazine photoshoot with UFC ring girl Carly Baker, who’s been lighting up the promotion’s U.K. events for nearly a year. You can head over to ZooToday.com for a behind-the-scenes video from Carly’s shoot, as well as a Q&A featuring gems like this:

You’ve been in UFC a year now, so have you perfected your octagon walk now?
I have, yeah. It took a while, but I’ve got a bit of wiggle now, I shake it now that I know what I’m doing. But now that I’ve said that, I’ll probably fall over next time I’m up there. I always like to do my tiger at the end, though!

Your…tiger?
Yeah, it’s my little hand thing where I bare my claws like a tiger. If you shout loudly enough for it, then I’ll always do it. It’s my little signature move.

Hmm…sounds familiar. Check out more great shots from Carly’s Zoo pictorial in the gallery below (plus two bonus photos at the end), follow her on Twitter and Instagram, and keep an eye out for Carly’s tiger-thing during UFC Fight Night: Gustafsson vs. Manuwa — only on Fight Pass!

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Hot Potato: 26 Photos of MMA Ring Girl/Playboy Model Sarah Clayton


(Props: Robert Sleeper Photography via Sarah’s Facebook page)

Kudos to BabesofMMA for turning us on to Sarah Clayton, a Pennsylvania-based model and ring girl who has put in work for Pure MMA, MMA Melee, and Tap or Sleep. Among her long list of modeling credits, Sarah has been featured in Maxim, Men’s Health, and has had multiple appearances as a Playboy Cybergirl and in Playboy Special Editions. (Yes, my son. This gallery has a NSFW page 2.)

Outside of her career as a model, Sarah works full-time as a physical therapist assistant in an orthopedic clinic. She loves the 76ers and her English Bulldog, Iggy. Check out some of our favorite Sarah Clayton photos in the gallery below, and get to know her better on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.

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Hot Potato: 13 Photos of ONE FC’s Hottest New Ring Girl, Maya T

Singapore-based promotion One FC might not have the most stacked rosters or big-name fighters to boast (except for Alain Ngalani, of course) but they are in a league of their own when it comes to spotting ring girl talent, and I’m not just saying that because of my well-documented Asian fetish. We’ve already devoted Hot Potato galleries to One FC ring girls Felixia Yeap and Park Si Hyun, and now, the promotion has recently announced the addition of fitness model Maya T to their roster. Therefore, we must now document Maya’s history of hotness in vivid detail, as is tradition.

According to her interview with FHM, Maya likes men who work out regularly, hates men with smelly feet (Ed note: opposing ideologies much?), and sleeps in a t-shirt and underwear. Excuse me while I pick these pieces of my brain off the floor. Check out the best photos of Maya the internet has to offer after the jump, and for more pictures/updates on One FC’s newest standout, head over to her Twitter page.

-J. Jones

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Hot Potato: 15 Photos of Model/GLORY Girl/Ken-Flo’s Girlfriend Clark Gilmer

A member of GLORY‘s all-star crew of ring girls, Clark Gilmer is a South Carolina-bred model/actress who competed on season 11 of America’s Next Top Model, and has also made appearances in How I Met Your Mother, Dexter, and Argo*, to name just a few of her TV and film credits.

She also happens to be Kenny Florian‘s girlfriend. Seriously. Here’s a picture of them on a red carpet, where Ken-Flo is wearing some sort of weird hipster costume. Here’s a bunch of photos by James Law in which Clark looks absurdly hot and Kenny Florian just looks like Kenny Florian. I’m not trying to knock Kenny’s hustle, I’m just saying…how the hell did this happen?

Check out more of our favorite Clark Gilmer photos in the gallery below, follow her on twitter, and be sure to tune in to GLORY 12 this Saturday, live on Spike TV (9 p.m. ET / 8 p.m. CT).

* As Clark’s bio explains, Ben Affleck** requested Clark by name to play a small featured role in the film.

** “Get me Clawk fehkin’ Gilmuh, arrite? I need this fehkin’ smoke-show for my pitcheh.” — Direct made-up quote from Ben Affleck

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Hot Potato: 15 Photos (And Then Some) of GLORY Ring Girl Alyssa Arce


(Photo via Playboy.com. Check out Alyssa’s full gallery after the jump.)

This Saturday, GLORY will host their next kickboxing event at New York City’s Madison Square Garden, featuring a $150,000 lightweight tournament headlined by Armenian-Italian superstar Georgio Petrosyan. (You can watch GLORY 12 live on Spike TV starting at 9 p.m. ET / 8 p.m. CT.) The promotion will also be bringing an A-list crew of ring girls that you can get to know right here.

One of the new GLORY Girls is Alyssa Arce, a 21-year-old Myrtle Beach native who broke out in the modeling world earlier this year when she was named Playboy‘s Miss July 2013*. The half-Honduran beauty played soccer for 15 years, and currently lives in Florida with two cats and three dogs. Get to know her better on Twitter and Facebook, and check out lots more of our favorite Alyssa Arce photos in the gallery below…

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