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Despite his decision victory over Dan Miller at UFC 98, Chael Sonnen must be a little worried about getting dropped from the UFC again because he decided to dedicate a little video time to kissing as much of Dana White’s ass as he can possibly get his lips on inside of four and a half minutes. Seriously, does Sonnen think a video asserting his almost cult-like loyalty to the UFC is going to save his ass if he loses a couple fights? Because it won’t, dude. Dana will still drop you like a bad Pinkberry if it seems convenient.
It’s one thing to thank your employer for the paycheck, but Sonnen stops just short of declaring himself an indentured servant to the UFC. The fact that they’ve already fired him once and will almost certainly do it again at some point in the future? Doesn’t even matter to Sonnen, because that cell phone in his pocket and soda in his fridge wouldn’t even be there if not for the genius of Dana White. If only the UFC prez would hurry up and write that book on business that Chael can’t wait to read. Maybe somebody should tell him that Warren Buffett kind of already has written a book on business. On second thought, nah, let’s leave him with his illusions.