Dream "Super Hulk" Videos: This Is What A Freak Show Looks Like
(Props: MMA TKO)
If you sacrificed sleep to watch Dream.9 or even if you just read our liveblog, you already know what a completely predictable shit-show the “Super Hulk” tournament was. For the rest of you, behold the glory. Above is Jose Canseco vs. Hong Man Choi. Please take note around the 1:30 mark when Michael Schiavello has the balls to call Jose Canseco’s performance up to that point “pretty cerebral.” That’s the dude in the long pants who’s throwing overhand rights and then turning his back on his opponent that Schiavello is talking about. Apparently all you have to do to be considered cerebral at the “Super Hulk” tournament is not swallow your tongue.
More videos after the jump, including a fight between Bob Sapp and Minowaman that has ‘work’ written all over it. Shocking, I know.
Bob Sapp vs. Ikuhisha Minowa
Jan Nortje vs. Rameau Thierry Sokoudjou
Mark Hunt vs. Gegard Mousasi
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Comments
Rodney Says:
BLAAAHHH
Rodney Says:
that was me puking on jose conseco.
flying gogoplata Says:
canseco looked surprisingly good... for about 20 seconds
BM2 Says:
Don't forget about Tokoro-Cullum. That was the true highlight of the show.
mayhem Says:
All 3 of those fights were so bad its funny!!!
Oh and Sokoudjou is still trash....way over rated and over hyped.
AkilleeZ Says:
Why didn't Mayhem fight?
Blackleg Says:
He did. Was stopped after an an 'accidental illegal kick' opened a vagina on Jacare's noggin and it wouldn't stop bleeding.
NECROPHYTE Says:
Damn, what's Gegard Mousasi's natural weight class?
LockDown Says:
@ Necrophyte
He is a natural middleweight
NECROPHYTE Says:
UFC needs him to beef up the 185lbs division. Besides Maia n Silva, they ain't really got shit. Bisping would be subbed by Maia easily. Mousasi would def be a contender for the title.
bpd Says:
All this has managed to do is get HMC's hit single "Beauty and The Beast" stuck in my head again. This is going to be a long week.
PingPong Says:
Remarkably good performance from Jose Canseco! I mean what was he supposed to do?!?
LockDown Says:
@ Necrophyte
Honestly, Mousasi would steamroll Anderson. I'm not talking this due his last performance, I always believed Mousasi was too much for any middleweight.
Mousasi is too versatile for any MW fighter.
But I really would like to see him brawling with Akiyama.
just some dong Says:
Damn! Look out UFC. Dream is really stepping it up.
MEH!!
just some dong Says:
@ LockDown
MEH!!
NECROPHYTE Says:
@ lockdown
Right on! Good call.
kula Says:
i love jose! he is such a great fighter
Dante Says:
Sokoudjou FTW
hahahaha
One Two Says:
Tokoro cullum was definately the best fight, the super hulk tournament now has three small guys and a 1 superhulk.
4inch4skin Says:
Wow, Soukoujou really is a piece of shit
One Two Says:
i think the near corners rumble after sokodjous fight was about the most exciting thing in the superhulk tourney. Whats up with the #2 ranked featherweight losing to a guy with 1 fight?!? fucking wrestlers.
Lysol Says:
You just aren't watching Japanese MMA unless Minowa beats a tallentless hack three times his size.
the r8ge Says:
mousasi is a beast!!! thats the caliber of fighter that not only would do well but be a champion in the ufc