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Edith Labelle Says She Was Fired For Being “Sick,” Not Hungover

Edith Labelle UFC ring girl
(If you’re feeling a sudden urge to put some money on the dresser, that’s no accident.)

Anyone who’s ever called in to work after a night of hard drinking knows that when you’re in that pitiful, vomiting state on the bathroom floor at six a.m., the line between hungover and sick is severely blurred, as is your entire field of vision.  That’s why, particularly if you call in sick the morning after Super Bowl Sunday or St. Patrick’s Day, everyone knows exactly what kind of sick you really are.  But former UFC Octagon girl Edith Labelle says she really was legitimately sick for UFC 100, and substance abuse had nothing to do with her missing the event.  Either the UFC didn’t believe her or didn’t care, because they canned her anyway:

"After the UFC Expo and weigh-ins [at UFC 100], I went to dinner," she said. "Then I attended some of the pre-parties with some of the UFC management, some of the Octagon girls, some of the fighters. And then I started to feel ill — I wasn’t feeling good. So I decided to go to bed. I really wanted to be in good shape for the next day, obviously. Then I started to feel worse throughout the night and the next day.

"It was so bad that I couldn’t stop throwing up. Then it was kind of getting late that [next] day — I didn’t realize it was that late — so I contacted the proper UFC personnel to let them know of my situation, and I told them that I would get ready as quick as possible and I would be there. I didn’t want to miss that at all. They told me to stay in my room because they didn’t want to take the risk of anything happening because it was such a big event. So I had to stay [in my hotel room]. …I was not hung over. I was really sick. That’s why I left the pre-party because I was really sick. … I truly believe it was food poisoning." 

Ah, food poisoning.  Pay attention, kids.  This is really your best bet when it comes to passing off a debilitating hangover as an illness.  If you say you had the flu, people are going to want to know why you seem fine the next day.  But food poisoning?  No such problem.  Too bad the UFC didn’t go for it.

So now what’s next for Edith, you ask?  Those of you who guessed acting and those of you who guessed internet porn are both weirdly partially right.  She’s going to star as a “super-heroine” in an internet series.  Fightlinker dug up the trailer for a sci-fi movie she did with the same Canadian company that’s producing this series, and it looks just as bad as you’d expect it to be.

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fatbellyfrank- April 21, 2010 at 11:26 pm
@ abenormal +1 props my friend, nearly spat out my coffee I laughed so hard, she's still hot as fuck though and I would tap it in a heartbeat (and thats about how long I'd last before I sprayed her upper body with man goo)
mmaislandjunkie- April 21, 2010 at 10:47 pm
wow ive been watching every event wondering wtf happened to this perfect counterpart to arianny cuz arianny had that girl next door wholesome image and then BOOM here comes the dinglebobbers from a porno shoot with edith! damn u ufc for letting those go!
sergio702- November 24, 2009 at 7:01 pm
LBo- September 4, 2009 at 1:43 pm
I keep expecting someone to get shot with a lasercat in that clip.
Da Spied Her- September 4, 2009 at 12:43 pm
So I've narrowed down the suspects to Arianny or Logan. Which one do you think slipped Edith the bad food?
AussieJosh- September 3, 2009 at 8:33 pm
Id pay $1.99 a min for some web cam action with her!
Ed M- September 3, 2009 at 7:52 pm
Edith- "Hey, Dana, I don't think I can make it in to work tonight. I think I've got food poisoning. I can't even get out of bed without throwing up."

Dana- " I see. I'm afraid I'll have to fire ya, then."

Edith- "What? Why?!"

Dana- "Cuz I'm layin' next to you and yer fuckin' hungover"
Danxxx- September 3, 2009 at 1:48 pm
me want her in porn now please!!!!!!!!! =(
tysonmcneely- September 3, 2009 at 1:46 pm
Edith walks into a bar. Bartender says.....

Say what you want about her horse like face, but that body doesn't quit.
parchy mcthirst- September 3, 2009 at 1:36 pm
is that powder's cousin?
ReDx- September 3, 2009 at 1:19 pm
I heard Fleshlight is hiring.
Seoul Brother- September 3, 2009 at 1:15 pm
@BigCountrysCholesterol: That's not saying much, dude. Any 4 random episodes of "T.J. Hooker" are better than "Never Surrender."
ON EDGE 24 7- September 3, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Edible Edith, YUMMY YUMMY
MMAExpertNewb- September 3, 2009 at 12:39 pm
Wow. She's really hot. I wish I could....wait a sec. *grabs his fleshlight* Sweet!!! September 3, 2009 at 12:33 pm
^ We completely agree with Peppermint Nightmare ^
agentsmith- September 3, 2009 at 12:30 pm
I'd also like to add that the faint hint of a six-pack combined with the bellybutton piercing is sexy as fuck.
agentsmith- September 3, 2009 at 12:28 pm
"It was so bad that I couldn't stop throwing up."

Yeah, tequila will do that, especially when most of your body-weight is in your tits.

I really like that bra though.
abenormal- September 3, 2009 at 12:24 pm
Awww, Edith, why the long face?
Payday- September 3, 2009 at 11:14 am
@ mondooh

You nailed it square on the head.

Horror Fighter- September 3, 2009 at 10:44 am
Um...I'm no five-star general, but shouldn't we have fought back before they destroyed our planet?

I laughed damn hard when that rubber chicken foot attacked around 0:50.

NECROPHYTE- September 3, 2009 at 10:23 am
I'm surprised Nogueira agreed to take that role as the disgruntled mercenary.
Frank Mur- September 3, 2009 at 10:13 am
Back me up on this one guys,
"once you've seen one woman want tgo see them all naked"
Ron White
Someone tell her to STFU and show them titties!
Wyatt- September 3, 2009 at 10:06 am
The old Food Poisoning excuse, eh? Sorry honey, I've used that one enough to know better.
Nut Puncher 9000- September 3, 2009 at 10:03 am
When are these chicks going to realize that there are PLENTY of other hot women looking for this type of exposure. UFC 100 was huge. This chick is gone and Dana cares about her about as much as 1 sperm in a load - SPLASH...and shes gone.
Peppermint Nightmare- September 3, 2009 at 9:52 am
I believe her.
Hangovers typically don't last until late into the next evening at least not so bad that you couldn't walk in a circle and wink at a camera a few times.
If 100 took place at 9am then I'd agree that she's full of shit and was just hungover, but as it stands, I believe her. She knows how lucky she is to have that job, and how big 100 was to the UFC. You can soldier through a hangover, you can't really soldier through food poisoning or flu.