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Elias Cepeda Scores First-Round TKO in His MMA Debut at United Combat League [VIDEO] [F*CK YEAH]

(Super-props: IronForgesIron/420FreindlyMMAFan)

Thanks to everybody who supported our friend and contributor Elias Cepeda in his official MMA debut last night! The Filet-O-Fish Assassin™ stepped into the cage against Glenn Evans at last night’s United Combat League show in Merrionette Park, Illinois, and walked away with an impressive stoppage victory, which you can watch above.

Quick summary: Elias foregoes the glove tap like a gangster, lands first with a leg kick, then sprawls out on a takedown and puts Evans on his back. The fight is effectively over at this point; Cepeda eventually creates some distance and starts dropping bombs, then brilliantly scrambles to Evans’s back and finishes him with strikes from back mount. UFC veteran referee Rob Madrigal calls it at 2:02 of round 1.

Three cheers for Elias. Can anybody stop this man?

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NinjaVanish- May 25, 2012 at 12:34 am
I fight on June 2nd, I'll send you the results and the entirety of CP better clown on me
Elias- May 25, 2012 at 9:21 am
Kick some ass, Ninja!
Elias- May 24, 2012 at 1:37 pm
MRuss would beat me up, write a better article about it than anything I ever could and then create a sublime photoshopped image to head up the post, just saying. I wish he wasn't on to bigger and better things, MRuss is my hero.
Mofo- May 24, 2012 at 12:41 pm
So CP lost a Photoshop expert who majored in media and gained a martial arts expert who majors in kicking ass? Ben maybe it's not a sinking ship after all!
Yayo- May 24, 2012 at 11:58 am
Alright guys, I'm not much of an online, blog-posting junkie but I'm fully intent on now becoming one... at least on Cage Potato:) This is Elias' cuz checking in on his MMA debut last night, his nickname and any pending internet debacle(s) our fav writer started up again! Lol. Solid writing w/ some deserved jabs is his specialty.

So I'm thinking Elias “Stunner” Cepeda sounds about right... kid’s been bringing it and willing to back up his bark for some time now............ since he was a stumbling 6’1’’ third grader unable tie his shoelaces, much less throw a 1 – 2 combo!

Way to be last night... we’re here as your online advocates in writing and in rumbling....... And in controversy!
Elias- May 24, 2012 at 1:36 pm
Haha, thanks Yayo!
El Guapo- May 24, 2012 at 10:44 am
MRuss would liver kick Elian, Baby Sapp, the ref AND the announcer in one fell swoop.Just sayin..
NomadRip- May 24, 2012 at 10:34 am
I'll always remember that I got to see this fight live on a shitty Ustream feed *wipes tear*
Elias- May 24, 2012 at 3:47 pm
The_Dead_Cow- May 24, 2012 at 9:35 am
"Can anybody stop this man?".....No, Elias is an unstoppable frate trane.
mDino- May 24, 2012 at 9:11 am
atleast he didnt stand up and yell CAGEPOTATO MMA!!!!
and yes that was a crack at karma, for old time sake.
NomadRip- May 24, 2012 at 10:36 am
I was disappointed he didn't give us a shout-out scream, but I was please to see he chose to leave the Aokitights at home. Nobody wants to see that.
Ani703- May 24, 2012 at 8:25 am
I like the part where Elias orgasms at 1:44 of the first round, during what appeared to be a full minute of dry humping from the mount. I thought he was trying to finish him with a new submission called the mounted bear hug.

Just fucking with you. In all seriousness, nice job. And congrats on winning your first MMA fight. Officially a bad ass.
KarmaAteMyCat- May 24, 2012 at 7:41 am
Nice Job Elias. Also, I like the no tapping of the gloves, that shits nonsense in the not so big leagues, it leads to people getting sucker punched you see it in smaller organizations all the time.
Chizel Wombat- May 24, 2012 at 7:29 am
How about the Human Centipede Cepeda??? Opponents would be more intimidated by a guy who's signature move might be taking a dump in your mouth. Just saying think about it...
angry little feet- May 24, 2012 at 7:24 am
Gah - now I'm gonna have to get one of those damn sammiches this weekend! Extra tartar sauce/no cheese :)
The12ozCurls- May 24, 2012 at 7:12 am
Wait to go bro - big props.
ArmFarmer- May 24, 2012 at 7:12 am
Guy definitely follows the bob sapp school of thought. Opponent makes sudden movement and/or you become slightly confused... put your head down and fall over! Nothing you can do about that though, other than what you did. Congrats.
Fletch the V Stretch- May 24, 2012 at 6:47 am
Bahahaha! Can I take credit for the nickname? Either way, I am taking credit. Way to go Elias. GIVE ME THAT FILET-O-FISH, GIVE ME THAT FISH.
The12ozCurls- May 24, 2012 at 7:14 am
You dick - I had that in my head for a couple hours after your post yesterday too. Kudos for having mind control over me . . . kinda. Normally it is only alcohol and porno.
Fletch the V Stretch- May 24, 2012 at 9:52 am
Mind control now, brain control later. Yeah I also was signing that song all evening. It is weird because never in my life have I yearned for a filet-o-fish and I find myself mysteriously craving this psuedo-fish sandwich.