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Even as a Baby, Brock Lesnar Would Swallow You Without Chewing

Brock Lesnar baby picture
("...moooooooorrrrrrrre brreeeeeaaaaaaasssssst miiiiiiiiilllllllk...")

Props to Fightlinker for unearthing this absolutely amazing baby picture of Brock Lesnar, proving once and for all that Lesnar arrived in this world enormous, ornery, and ready to consume everything in his path. (Not pictured: The tiny pacifier tattoo on his chest.) Check out that Krang-esque head-shape; my God, his poor mother. More awesome pics of MMA fighters as youngsters after the jump...

Kazushi Sakuraba baby picture
(Kazushi Sakuraba)

Nick Diaz school picture
(Nick Diaz; top center, obviously)

Bas Rutten as a kid
(Bas Rutten)

Josh Koscheck
(Josh Koscheck)

Tank Abbott
(Tank Abbott)

Chuck Liddell
(Either Chuck Liddell or Dan Quinn)

Aleksander Fedor Emelianenko children
(Aleks and Fedor Emelianenko)

War Machine Oleg Taktarov
(War Machine, age 14, with Oleg Taktarov)

Tim Sylvia
(Tim Sylvia, age 8, with his father and uncle.)

Comments

Bas had hair?

Its really a shame with War Machine. That picture just reminds me that he actually is a decent Martial Artist with a lot of potential. It just makes it impossible for me to remember that when he keeps getting in fights at gay bars. Also that picture of the Emelianenkos is terrifying.

The picture of Nick Diaz with the caption is probably the funniest thing I've ever seen.

I KNEW IT!

......Koscheck isn't a natural blond.

The only thing that would have made that Diaz pic better was if he had a joint up to his mouth with his other hand.

So Kazushi Sakuraba always made that face?

The only time that expression changes is when he's getting kneed into a living death.

@ hlebtastic haha kinda children of the cornish. i liked diaz all the other kids are smiling and hes pissed throwing up the fists in fight stance. sweet pics made me laugh. also reminded me koscheck was once a kid up until now i thought he just popped outta the vag a fullgrown douche.

lol the nick diaz one is great. if only he had his middle finger up. he was thinking about it

fedor has that same sophisticated, calm, cold stare. scary

Shortly after this picture was taken Baby Brock said his first words. They were "I'm going to go drink some of my mom's breast milk because Parent's Choice Baby formula won't pay me nothin'. After I might even go climb on top of my toy horsie"

haha war machines first experience at a gay nightclub

Nick "take the mothafuckn pic" Diaz.

@ OBI

Even then the expression doesn't change.

Brock's younger siblings were simply able to walk out of the womb without hitting their heads...

Tim's father gives the thumbs up after finally potty training his son!

nate to the smiling kid on the left "Don't be scared homie!"

tank abbott looks like a mean lil fuck!!! i bet they suspended his ass alot!!!

@Fedor vs Bas

what you dont know is that just off to the right of the group was Nate he missed out on the picture because he was takin a hit from the bong. Nick is pumping his fist because he just finished takin a hit from the 4 footer with out coughing.

I agree with Miles, it looks to me like someone photoshopped the middle finger out.

Haha the Nick Diaz and Tim Sylvia pictures/captions cracked me up. I seriously lol'd the hell out of this cubicle farm.

Wow Nick, those are some mean streets there in Stockton!!!

Also, is that picture of Aleks and Fedor before or after they where forced to eat there baby sister by the germans?

BROCK LESNAR
"I'm gonna go home and drink SIMILAC cause ENFAMIL don't pay me. Hell I might even jump on my mother's tit tonight!!"

a friend of mine keeps saying that Koscheck is the living proof that Ronald McDonald was down with the swirl, i think that picture pretty much confirms that.

Tim Sylvia's picture caption should read: "Tim Sylvia, age 8, with Matt Hughes and Ice-T"

The phrase "greatest Cage Potato post of all time" gets thrown around alot these days, to the point that it has lost much of its meaning. That said, while I'm not saying this is the very best post ever, it certainly has to be in the conversation.

not pictured: tim sylvia's mother, Brobdingnag Sylvia

first post bitches... long time closet reader (no homo)

After hitting the photographer in the face with the football, Tank raised his hands and said, "...O'DOYLE RULES."

Brock Lesnars photo caption: "I might just get on my Mom for some dinner tonight"

Even as a baby, Brock Lesnar knew that necks were gay.

That Diaz one is classic, it couldn't have been photoshopped much better.

Holy shit. Tim Sylvia looks straight up Slingblade in that photo. Mmmhmm, french fried potaters..

@ OBI- The brown roots don't give it way for you?

And speaking of brown roots.. Kos looks like he used to be of African descent..

Yeah, do we know what race or races Kos is?

Young Matt Serra was in the picture with lil' Chuck but you can't see him because it cuts off below the shoulders. Also Chuck is kneeling in that picture.

Wow, even as a kid Fedor didn't give a fuck.

Ahh, the Emelianenko brothers in the happy go lucky, carefree days of youth

Clearly whatever happened to Nick Diaz happened early.

The pin Aleks is wearing identifies him as a future carrier of Hep B.

The pin Fedor is wearing identifies him as a future destroyer of souls...and ice cream.

Change Brock's skin to green and add tentacles and he's look just like a squidbilly. Seriously. Am I the only one that sees it?

Dubya, with a trucker's hat, you'd be dead on.

OMG I'm dyin at the Tim Sylvia caption!

Holy fuckin balls the Emelianenko brothers look exactly the fucking same. Only slightly bigger.

Alexs Emilianenko looks like they photoshopped his current face onto his body. I tried to guess the Tank Abbot one but I couldn't because was only thinking of real MMA fighters. Yeah I know Tank is a legend but he's nonetheless only a sort-of MMA fighter at best. Nice post.

Why do the Emelienko's picture look like it's from the 40's?

must be a russian thing

I laughed so hard at the Diaz pic and the Lesnar one. Fucking priceless.

LOL at Fedor's USSR school picture, I have the one just like that, these were the days

That picture of the Emeliankos reminds me of the twins from the Shining.
"Come play with us Brett forever and ever and ever..."

So Koschek's hair wasn't always retarded.

That's because it is. I know Fedor probably wasn't born this century. Aleks is probably the USSR's first attempt at cloning.

Walrus Says:
Wed, 10/14/2009 - 16:10

Why do the Emelienko's picture look like it's from the 40's?

must be a russian thing

I'd like to see Fat Bastard try to eat those baby back ....ribs.

fedor facial expression never changes. he's always serious all the time. -_- <---fedor