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Even Gegard Mousasi Hates That Stupid Nickname


(After being assured several times that it will not steal his soul or condemn him to hell, Mousasi relaxes his usual prohibitions against graven images.)

For a bad, bad man, Gegard Mousasi sure has a lame, lame nickname.  According to Strikeforce, it’s “The Dreamcatcher,” which, as far as we know, is a woven trinket associated with Native American tribes that is often found hanging off the rear-view mirror of a hippie’s car.  In what way is Mousasi like a dreamcatcher?  We have no freaking clue.  Judging by what he told Cage Writer’s Maggie Hendricks, neither does he:

"My friend came up with it, so blame it on him. I don’t like nicknames, to be honest. I have a lot of nicknames. They called me Kingo in Japan, they called me the Young Vagabond, but that sounds bad, then Soldier of Fortune, now they call me the Dream Catcher. He said that’s a good name. It’s original. I read on the internet that people don’t like the name. [Ed. note: Whoops] I’d rather have no nickname, but with my style, you can’t really put a name on it. A good nickname for me hasn’t come up. I told Strikeforce that I didn’t want to use a nickname, but they put it up anyway."

Your friend came up with the nickname and then convinced you that it was a good one?  Pardon us for saying so, Gegard, but if he was really your friend he wouldn’t have done that to you.

“Young Vagabond” is not a bad nickname, though it becomes obsolete once you get old or establish a permanent residence.  “Soldier of Fortune” sounds like something a fourteen-year-old came up with, and “Kingo” isn’t even a word.  Stupid Japanese.  Clearly, this man is in need of some help, so we call upon you, the Potato Nation.  You did it for Shane Carwin (even though he chose to go a different direction).  Why don’t you see what you can do for Mousasi.

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jamesmedley- September 30, 2011 at 4:22 am
Mousasi is among the best knockout-artists in MMA, as 18 of his 31 career wins came via KO. But, for "The Dreamcatcher," he feels as though he's constantly behind the eight-ball when it comes to training and conditioning. "So far as technology and just how they..
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CheckHisPee- November 2, 2009 at 11:56 am
"Moose Sauce", "Butt-floss", "Midget Toss", should he fight Kos? I'm at a loss, etc., etc...and on like that, you get it. The nickname "Moose Sauce" does have a nice ring to it though, I think.
Knee 2 tha Face- September 30, 2009 at 8:02 am
Gegard "can't wait to fight in the UFC" Mousasi.
Gegard "Hands of Stone" Mousasi
Tee McPeepee- September 22, 2009 at 7:21 am
Gegard "The Dungeon Master" Mousasi

He looks like a D&D guy.
DeadWreckoning- September 3, 2009 at 7:20 pm
LOL!!! hey thats my bike!!! Mousasi, thats f*cking great
JackBauer- September 3, 2009 at 12:35 pm
Straight from my UFC 2k9 Create a Fighter:

Gegard "Big Nasty" Mousasi
Josh-O Slicenett- September 3, 2009 at 11:20 am
Gegard "M-Fun" Mousasi (that's his e-harmony profile nickname)
Zee German- September 3, 2009 at 11:00 am
Gegard "Mustard" Mousasi

I needed to get that out of my system.
SiDeBuRnZ- September 3, 2009 at 10:49 am
Fucking Durden had me laughing.

Gegard "Disregard" Mousasi
Gegard "Leotard" Mousasi
Gegard "Rolled A Bard" Mousasi
Zee German- September 3, 2009 at 10:36 am
Gegard "Penalty" Mousasi

"Hard" Gegard Mousasi

Gegard "Why Try" Mousasi

Gegard "Wasabi" Mousasi

Gegard "Try Harder" Mousasi

Gegard "Whatever, Dude" Mousasi

Gegard "Well, while I'm here" Mousasi

NECROPHYTE- September 3, 2009 at 10:01 am
How bout "DUTCH OVEN"

Sources say that he often farts in bed with his girlfriend and covers them both with the blanket.
Ouch That hurts- September 3, 2009 at 9:47 am
Sorry fellas, thanks for playing but Durden wins.

"Gegard "The cow says" Moooooousasi"

Classic. CP get Finklestein on the phone!
One Two- September 3, 2009 at 8:56 am
Gegard "the no Endos like Hendos" Mousasi
Emo Sux- September 3, 2009 at 6:56 am
Gegard "The George Bush" Mousasi
TheHuytonHandGrenade- September 3, 2009 at 5:56 am
Gegard "Dead Hard" Mousasi
nuff sed
Da Spied Her- September 3, 2009 at 5:46 am
Gegard "Blister Poppin" Mousasi

that ad is gross, get it off my screen!!!!
Da Spied Her- September 3, 2009 at 5:45 am
Gegard "Wet Dream Catcher" Mousasi
Gegard "Mickey" Mousasi
Gegard "Refuse to Lose" Mousasi
Gegard "Likes Big Assi" Mousasi
Gegard "Puppy Eyes" Mousasi
Gegard "Another Day at the Office" Mousasi
Gegard "Representing the 31" Mousasi
Clyde- September 3, 2009 at 5:20 am
The Armenian... [incredibly long pause]... Assasin; Gegard Mousasi

Gegard "Buckwheats" Mousasi

Gegard "apathy" Mousasi

Gegard "Tilt-a-moose" Mousasi

Gegard "my opponents are so far beneath me I don't know why I bother" Mousasi

I love this kind of thread, keep 'em coming guys.
Bob Reilly- September 3, 2009 at 3:33 am
Gegard "I'll never see the UFC because M1 sucks balls" Mousasi
Durden- September 3, 2009 at 1:09 am
Gegard "The cow says" Moooooousasi
spikeacosta- September 2, 2009 at 11:51 pm
gegard "kinda sassy" mousasi
BFG- September 2, 2009 at 10:49 pm
Gegard "Flat-Liner" Mousasi - Babalu looked like a flat lined patient after the fight

Gegard "ChinBallitis " Mousasi - should've been given to Uriah Faber but still aplies to Mousasi anyway

GSP_FAN- September 2, 2009 at 9:10 pm
Gegard " The Accountant" Mousasi

Gegard " Under the Table" Mousasi

Gegard " Cash Only" Mousasi

Gegard " 2 G's " Mousasi
Wyatt- September 2, 2009 at 9:08 pm
Mousasin

Classy Freddie Mousasi

Mousasafras

SlapjawAckrite- September 2, 2009 at 8:49 pm
Gegard "Bad Dream" Mousasi
Gegard "Dream Sauce" Mousasi
Gegard "How many time can you fucks type my name" Mousasi
Gegard "Wet Dream" Mousasi
G "I guess a lot and about mostly gay shit" Mousasi
G "Armenian Dream" M

And yeah, even though I did it too the guy was right about too many words in the nickname, eat shit I'm drunk.l
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