Famous Last Words: The Video
(Props: TheGarv)
My goodness, Bobby Lashley is one large man. And Jason Guida is one brave/stupid one. You get the feeling that as a child, Guida would entertain himself by throwing rocks at wasps' nests, because "wasps ain't shit." Anyway, feel free to skip to the faceoff at the 3:08 mark, which leads to a nice little face-shove by Lashley at 3:59. It's almost worth shelling out the $29.95 to see this one on pay-per-view — and definitely worth watching it on the Internet for free the next morning.
Also: Jeff Monson, who will be fighting Roy Nelson on Saturday night, couldn't make it to yesterday's "March Badness" press conference because he was involved in a minor car accident. (Ex-girlfriend cut his brake lines, maybe?) In the video after the jump, we see that even his own team is tired of his bullshit at this point.
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Anonymous Says:
fuck
give it up Says:
been a while since ive seen a good gang bang
Officer Farva Says:
Guida by GNP....oh wait, this isnt the "cave-man" Guida. so then...Lashey by dry-hump...oh wait, WHO CARES!!!!!
total garbage "freak show" event.
pathedic....
It's Still Real To Me Dammit Says:
Guida better watch out for the Spear that will eventually lead to the Dominator.
Lashley wasn't the ECW Champion for nothing.
MrFeexit Says:
Funny shit
Officer Farva Says:
@ Mr. Anonymous "Fuck" I have nothing to say but "FUCK"...glad you are here to contribute...
ASSCRACK!
Whoa Nelly Says:
Lashley is one big mofo.
Would love to see him get some wins to entice White to sign him.
He just needs to change his name because "Bobby" isn't very threatening.
Bobby "Pin" Lashley
Darwin Says:
somebody better call 911, guida down :(
(I don't think he's going to pull off a Mir)
Poor Monson. "ATT, YOU A HATER !"
eat my buns Says:
Lashey and Lesner should find another swole guy that is pink, so they can start a camp and call themselves the neopolitan ice creams
mayhem420 Says:
"and definitely worth watching it on the Internet for free the next morning."
Come on CP you better have that up so we can all watch it, cause no one is going to pay to see this show. Well maybe BJ will just to make sure that everything is on the up and up. You know fair fights and all.
Rxdrug Says:
That is one big mother fucker. After Jason's last fight I hope he gets his ass kicked pretty bad.
Anonymous Says:
@ eat my buns
I lol'd
Despite not knowing what a swole is, that's some of the funniest shit I ever done heard :3
Wandering Wade Says:
I have a feeling the Lashley vs. Guida match will look like Jazz fighting Megatron in the Transformers movie.
ADW Says:
Jason Guida must be suicidal. That has to be it. Lashely is an effing monster! He is a great wrestler and is pretty fast too. Guida is in a world of shit and knows it.
I Know Nothing Says:
It's good to see a fighter like Lashley who clearly isn't on any illegal substances. Guys about as a "clean" as the men's room in a Bangladeshi Rest Stop.
moo moo Says:
i would like to see lashley fight both the guida brothers and when he knocks them both out they should give them both haircuts...
Ghost Says:
You can ACTUALLY SEE Guida getting fatter as the press conference went on. What you didn't see was he catlike reflexes as he downed a few dozen donut holes as they squared up......
LAS Says:
Apparently, Guida is a graduate of the Tito Ortiz/Ken Shamrock Shittalking Academy.
CanadianProduce Says:
Will he get Kimbo'd? Who knows.
Will he lay and pray if he get's him down? Likely.
Sure he's big but I think he is too new to have crisp technique.
Either way, i'm pumped to watch it now.
google Says:
What? No special Ref for the match? What a bummer. Atleast have somebody throw a chair in the ring!
google Says:
Or maybe you win by climbing over the cage, first one to get out wins.
BuckWild Says:
Bobby is going to murder da bum !
about the mir comment . First off , Mir is light years ahead of Guida, and second, Bobby probably has enough power in his arms to stop any subs Guida could even think about trying. I mean. 1 of Bobbys arms against all of Guida's body strong !
Walrus Says:
Good to see Big Country back in the ring, and it's not bad he's fighting Monson either.
The Dough Boy vs. The Son of Anarchy
BuckWild Says:
I think they should feed Kimbo to Bobby. That would be a fair test for two new guys. I bet it would sale a lot of sponsor spots on free tv !
weatherman2012 Says:
Jason Guida has 19 losses. Why the fuck do we care about a guy who has 19 losses, couldn't get his shit together to make weight for the last season TUF, and is only well known because of his crazy haired brother who doesn't do shit but thrash around and hold people down in the octagon?
Honestly though, I look forward to watching him get body slammed by Lashley.
The Irish Wolfhound Says:
Cant wait for Lashley to knock the hell outta him, should be fun to watch.
rokabee Says:
Jason Guida is gonna get annihilated. what an idiot.
Derekrva Says:
Why does Jason Guida talk like he is battle rapping all the time?
Levi Says:
Wait, wait! I got one. Ummm what's something they do in pro wrestling? Arrrghhh I gotta get in on this. He's gonna use a chair! Damn, already taken. Special ref- aww crap. Ummm Hulk Hogan? This sucks! All the good ones were used up on Brock Lesnar and I have nothing to add to the conversation that doesn't include off-topic jokes about his previous career.
UFC fan Says:
Guida is a dumbass.
The ONLY thing stopping Lashley from decking him during that shit talking face off wasn't Roy Jones Jr's skinny black ass...Lashley could wipe his ass with Jones, it was the money he knew he was gonna get.
Still had to be hard, he must have been saying over and over in his head.." don't kill him now, don't break his face now, don't stomp him till he shit now...don't mash him into a pile of crying fat blubber NOW!"
Hey Guida, heres a clue...when another guy puts his hands in his pockets while you posture, and THEN grabs your face and pushes it, it means he nor even remotely afraid of you.
IF jason doesn't back away swinging wildly and get a seth petruzelli monkey/glassjaw punch in, hes going to get crushed down.
Kaibo Says:
Guida didn't see that face push coming all the way from Lashley's pockets and he's not going to be able to predict when his face is going to get punched through either.
Darkside Says:
Oh....Jason.....nooooo....
Journey Says:
See, this is my problem with "pro" wrestlers coming into MMA.
They think it's a fucking show. So they showboat. And make gay speeches. And act melodramatic.
And then you get some piece of shit loudmouth like this fatty in there, and it just turns into a fucking freak show.
THIS is bad for MMA
Daddy Doug Says:
I can see this fight being shorter than Jason Guida's TUF apearance.
Agogo Says:
@ Kaibo:
That's because it came from below his massive gut. His dick has the same problem.
KimchiGUN Says:
I thought this was a MMA comment section...
Leave your little penis arguments to your frat boy house...
Let's talk MMA...
Agogo Says:
What the fuck MMA do you want to talk about? A giant, probably talent less, newbie fighting a fat, definitely talent less, loser? This isn't MMA, this is a shitty fucking hype factory promoting a shitty fucking matchup.
Clue-by-Four Says:
The morning after the fight, Lashley is going to squeeze out a turd that looks remarkably like Jason Guida's soul.
Anonymous Says:
Go hit up a gossip site like TMZ
This is MMA, they fight
They are PROMOTING the PPV fight...making fans want to order it.
If they just shaked hands, you think CP would post an article about it?
I hate all the pu$$ies that watch MMA and act like it is should a sport with guys wearing suits and acting like bankers.
News Flash: THEY ARE FIGHTERS!!! Let them act like idiots, that is what we expect and that is what sells
Rwhit Says:
@ Officer Farva
I think it's ironic that you misspelled the word "pathetic".
scott whitt Says:
Did anyone else notice Jason Guida's ironic statement? In the face to face he kept asking when was the last time Lashley trainied hard. Jace, take a look in the mirror, when was the last time you trained hard? Weren't you the guy that got kicked of TUF for being too fat? Geez
At least his parents can be proud of one kid.
For Journey and the others that are whining like little school girls over the "pro wrestling" histrionics. Take a deep breath and put down your Jonas Brothers blankie and look at the history of MMA. These fighters have been doing this same stuff before any of the 'rasslers showed up. Besides this is being promoted by Roy Jones Jr and this is mandatory for any press conference in boxing.
Clyde Says:
Well, it looks like Guida isn't the one who'll struggle to make weight. That guy is freaking huge.
Providing Lashley's got reasonable cardio, I can't see Guida making round 3 before he's stopped. Guida's got a pucher's chance at best, and I've not seen him knock anyone out.
Clyde Says:
puncher's. Sorry.
pierre larouche Says:
I dont think there's enough steroids in Vegas for both Lashley and Cock Lesnar.
Between both of them, there's not enough testicle for even a newborn not to feel embarassed.
Keyser Soze Says:
My question is... if Lashley throws Guida out of the octagon and into the 7th row of spectators does he win or get dairy queened?
I agree with the poster that said match up Lashley and Kimbo, that would sell ppv's. Lashley vs. Lesnar would be great too. Both collegiate wrestlers, both pro wrestlers, and neither with submission skills. It'd be a slugfest for sure, but I wouldn't expect a long fight.
schnetzler Says:
Is Guida getting a bonus to rile up Lashley? Lashley just might squeeze all the fat out of Guida and help him make weight for 205
WhaT? Says:
Lashley vs. Lesner.......ladder match.
Douchey McDoucherton Says:
Jason "We don't pump our gas, we pump our fist!" Guida
Koko B Ware Says:
Dude, Barry Bonds looks jacked
Big Willy805 Says:
Jason Guida to Bobby Lashley - "when's the last time you trained really hard, huh? When's the last time you got a spot on ultimate fighter only to not make weight AND show your balls to national TV? Huh?! This isn't fake wrestling, this is MMA!! I am really fat and those were my balls!