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Gory Details Emerge in Kim Couture Assault Case


("A new job, and a place to crash for the night? This is too good to be true!")

In late May, Kim Couture caught a domestic violence charge after an argument with her personal assistant turned violent; she’s due in court today to answer the charges. Well, it took four months, but MMANewsLeak finally got their sticky little hands on the police report, which sheds more light on the bizarre situation. As we already knew, Couture and her P.A. first got into an argument at the UFC Fan Expo in Las Vegas. Here’s what happened next…

The victim left Mandalay Bay in a separate vehicle and went to Ms. Couture’s home where the victim had been living for approximately 3 weeks. The victim intended to retrieve her belongings and move out of Ms. Couture’s home before Ms. Couture returned home in order to avoid another confrontation.

As the victim was packing her belongings and preparing to move out, Ms. Couture arrived at the house she shared with the victim. Ms. Couture then went to the victims’ room and once inside the victims’ room, Ms. Couture allegedly blocked the door preventing the victim from leaving and then engaged in a heated argument with the victim, which subsequently led to Ms. Couture knocking/pushing the victim onto the bed. It is alleged that Ms. Couture then began choking and shaking the victim.


When the police arrived at Ms. Couture’s home they heard yelling and what sounded like things being knocked around. Upon entering the victims’ room and they found Ms. Couture standing over the victim in a menacing position. The police then escorted Ms. Couture out of the room and observed marks on the victim’s neck. Ms. Couture was then taken into custody at about 4:30 pm.
It seems that the argument between the victim and Ms. Couture stemmed from the fact that Ms. Couture was upset that the victim wanted to move out of Ms. Couture’s residence.

It seems that the arrangement between Ms. Couture and the victim called for the victim to be employed by Ms. Couture as her personal assistant. The victim was to be paid by Ms. Couture and that the victim would have the opportunity to train and participate as a teammate on Ms. Couture’s women’s MMA fight team.

The victim moved to Las Vegas and for 3 weeks, performed the duties as Ms. Couture’s personal assistant. It seems that part of the friction that developed between the victim and Ms. Couture was that Ms. Couture was extremely controlling; she wouldn’t permit the victim any autonomy; and the implication that Ms. Couture wanted something more from the victim than just personal assistant services.

Christ, Kim Couture sounds like the Ike Turner of bad bosses. "Try to leave me, and I’ll kill your ass," basically. We’re glad that Randy found the courage to get out while he could. On the other hand, if you accept a position as a personal assistant to Kim Couture with the hopes of one day becoming part of her all-girls’ fight team, well, maybe this is just life teaching you a lesson about not being so goddamned stupid.

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Detox- November 14, 2011 at 3:05 am
Hope they manage to mend their relationship.
Rickety Cricket- October 3, 2010 at 8:15 am
Now that she has divorced Randy Couture when is she going to change her name back to her maiden name? Or is that just too good to give up?
fxdfp- October 1, 2010 at 5:50 pm
Roid rage.
Ballkick- October 1, 2010 at 5:09 pm
I thought what happens in Vegas,....stays in Vegas?....
Well Kim's going to make things very uncomfortable in the chick's shower at Team Couture.
Unless I'm reading too much into this,.... Kim is a Box Fairy, Lickety Split, Twat Bandit, Gash Guzzler, Oyster Diver, Tuna Helper, Marmalade Maker, Bush Hound, Minge Eater, Dougnut Bumper, with an allergy to nuts.
ThrashingMad- October 1, 2010 at 5:04 pm
"We're glad that Randy found the courage to get out while he could. On the other hand, if you accept a position as a personal assistant to Kim Couture with the hopes of one day becoming part of her all-girls' fight team, well, maybe this is just life teaching you a lesson about not being so goddamned stupid."

Actually that was Randy's plan as well.
porkchop- October 1, 2010 at 3:10 pm
Did no one else find this effin hilarious?


J_Spice Says:
Fri, 10/01/2010 - 12:25

SOOOOOOO the PA job is now open?
MoTropolis- October 1, 2010 at 2:34 pm
How embarrassing if her first dominant performance lands her in jail.
Koeikan- October 1, 2010 at 2:13 pm
That's hot.
xeamus- October 1, 2010 at 1:55 pm
bro, that's lesbo rage right there, pretty obvious. the assistant stopped giving up that nice tight juice coochie to kim and the war began.
Lugnutz- October 1, 2010 at 1:36 pm
J_Spice just made my day with that quip. Thank you!
kperry77- October 1, 2010 at 1:34 pm
what the hell is going on with her leg in that photo? look like she had a uchiyama incident.
ReX13- October 1, 2010 at 1:32 pm
Holy shit CP has been on fire today and i missed it all!


Funny, funny stuff today guys. Articles AND comments.
darciesdaddy- October 1, 2010 at 1:30 pm
I guess 911 was their safe word.
Stak40- October 1, 2010 at 1:21 pm
The PA is such a selfish unappreciative bitch! The nerve of her! After all Kim did for her and she couldnt even return a small pussy lickn favor!
fingerssfv- October 1, 2010 at 1:19 pm
Well, if victim #1 wants to move out, sh*t! I'll move in and be ms. Couture's personal Assistant. Who gives a fu*k about autonomy? Maybe she would rather keep our relationship a secret. That's ok with me. Controlling? I can get into that. SO Kim, if you're reading this...I don't believe half of what is told. I'd much rather hear it from you. Unless, of course, the ex-PA is prettier.
Jesus Frijoles- October 1, 2010 at 1:15 pm
Hmmm.....wonder why Randy divorced her? She seems all sane and stable and shit......
BryanF- October 1, 2010 at 1:15 pm
@El Guapo

Sounds like an all-you-can-rape buffet
Mr_Misanthropy- October 1, 2010 at 1:02 pm
Sounds like a good fight card. Where can I get a stream of this event?
J-Dog- October 1, 2010 at 12:57 pm
"...and the implication that Ms. Couture wanted something more from the victim than just personal assistant services."

Sounds like old Kim might have lezzed out. She wanted a naked grappling match with the assistant. I wonder if they do the scissors! hxxp://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/104423/scissor-me-timbers
El Guapo- October 1, 2010 at 12:51 pm
Kim Couture vs Mike Whitehead vs Joe San vs Floyd Mayweather vs Big Ben Roethlsberrrrgr... Dream Open Weight Tourney, New Year's Eve
El Famous Burrito- October 1, 2010 at 12:49 pm
Christ, Kim Couture sounds like the Ike Turner of bad bosses.

She did claim to have a "black style".
Rottenpunch- October 1, 2010 at 12:49 pm
Damn she wanted more than her services as a personal assistant?? I hear the rumblings of the first ever MMA story lined porno going in Ron Jeremy's head. He could call it "Rape Choke MMA sluts"
Merlin- October 1, 2010 at 12:46 pm
I bet she's good at ground n pound and dominates the full mount
King Kong Kim- October 1, 2010 at 12:45 pm
Bitch in Heat. Prison is the logical next step.
munche- October 1, 2010 at 12:41 pm
@Psully: How the fuck can she AFFORD an assistant? What does she do? Is this where all of Randy's alimony is going?!?
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