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CagePotato Writer Elias Cepeda Is Fighting Tonight on the Internet!

(From left to right: Elias in writer-mode, Elias in beast-mode.)

You probably know Elias Cepeda as the respected MMA journalist and cuckhold-punker who has been regularly posting on CagePotato lately in Mike Russell’s absence. What you may not know is that Elias actually fights competitively. After making it through a couple of smokers with his ass intact, Elias will be fighting in his first official MMA match tonight at United Combat League’s debut show in Merrionette Park, Illinois.

I know it would mean the world to Elias to have the support of the Potato Nation at his back, and the good news is, you can cheer him on no matter where you live. The event will be streamed live on, starting with Elias’s match against John Reid Glenn Evans at 7:30 p.m. CST. Please watch if you can, and share your suggestions for Elias’s fighter-nickname in the comments section.

For more information about the event — including ticket info — visit


  1. Fried Taco Says:

    Wed, 05/23/12 - 12:25

    Elias "Da Speedah" Cepeda (this may have to wait until he can afford a Bentley)
  2. Fletch the V Stretch Says:

    Wed, 05/23/12 - 12:26

    Is that a fish filet from McDonalds? Is he on the Cody Mackenzie diet? In all seriousness, good luck in your fight tonight. Treat him like Kanye treated Carlos Mencia on SouthPark after he accused him of liking fish dicks...
  3. El Guapo Says:

    Wed, 05/23/12 - 12:32

    That'll teach John Reid to cyber-bully Danga! Let that be a lesson to the rest of you..
  4. towelie Says:

    Wed, 05/23/12 - 12:33

    The Super
  5. The12ozCurls Says:

    Wed, 05/23/12 - 12:40

    Elias "WatchesFightsAloneCries" Cepeda.
  6. towelie Says:

    Wed, 05/23/12 - 12:40

    The Spooner The Small Spoon
  7. angry little feet Says:

    Wed, 05/23/12 - 12:45

    "Gimme back that Filet o fish- give me that fish" Goddammit now that song will be stuck in my head the rest of the day.
  8. ktronics Says:

    Wed, 05/23/12 - 12:47

    Hopefully he fights better then he writes.
  9. Fletch the V Stretch Says:

    Wed, 05/23/12 - 12:53

    Lol, mission accomplished. Just in case....
  10. Viva Hate Says:

    Wed, 05/23/12 - 12:55

    Elias "Damn I look like a thin Kevin James" Cepeda .Elias "Xenophon" Cepeda. .Elias "I don't really have a nickname but the ring announcer has to read this crap anyway" Cepeda. Elias "Dana White Hates CagePotato for no reason" Cepeda.
  11. Viva Hate Says:

    Wed, 05/23/12 - 12:57

    Is there a figtht picking contest for this fight? I would like to take Mr. Cepeda via submission, journalistic choke in round one.
  12. NomadRip Says:

    Wed, 05/23/12 - 12:58

    Can we have Elias "The-picture-captions-are-just-jokes-not-actual-quotes-you-fucking-morons" Cepeda fight Danga next?
  13. The_Dead_Cow Says:

    Wed, 05/23/12 - 01:03

    Elias "El Chupacabra" Capeda. Good luck mang, go fuck some shit up.
  14. J. Jones Says:

    Wed, 05/23/12 - 01:06

    Don't worry, the CP openweight tournament is currently being set up. My manager, Vadim Finkelstein, is currently in talks with BG as to my contracted rate per fight.
  15. keepyahguessing Says:

    Wed, 05/23/12 - 01:19

    Elias "4 eyes" Cepeda props to him tho bc i know what its like to work full time then train part time to fight well at amatuer level that is(muay thai)
  16. Ricardo Guitardo Says:

    Wed, 05/23/12 - 01:27

    Here's to a Sapp-like performance.
  17. holeeball Says:

    Wed, 05/23/12 - 01:55

    Good luck. Too bad your beast mode doesn't come with heightened visual acuity. Anyway somebody film that shit so the rest of us 6200000000 weirdos without a facebook account can see it.
  18. ghostboner Says:

    Wed, 05/23/12 - 02:01

    Does the cage name have to be in the middle? Elias Cepeda "phile"?
  19. ghostboner Says:

    Wed, 05/23/12 - 02:02

    What weight class will Elia be at? And when will the fight with Mr. Karyn Bryant go down?
  20. El Guapo Says:

    Wed, 05/23/12 - 02:54

    Elias "If I Had A Nickel For Every Time Somebody Said I Looked Like Goldstein" Cepeda
  21. uzitotinbaby Says:

    Wed, 05/23/12 - 03:46

    Good luck, Crusader. Hopefully you aint facing Barnes, cause that mutha fucka HATES crusaders, and he's got a fucked up scary face.
  22. RSparrow Says:

    Wed, 05/23/12 - 03:52

    Take me to ya leeeeada... Caaaaapeeeeeeeda
  23. KarmaAteMyCat Says:

    Wed, 05/23/12 - 04:54

    WAAAAAAAAAR ELIAS!!! I'll be watching broski.. Do your thing.
  24. NomadRip Says:

    Wed, 05/23/12 - 05:04

    It's actually streaming here on Ustream, so you don't need thefacebook. Shoddy reporting on this site...
  25. NomadRip Says:

    Wed, 05/23/12 - 05:06

    It's actually streaming here on Ustream, so you don't need thefacebook. The shoddy reporting on this site... Don't fall victim to it, Elias "less mediocre than that other guy" Cepeda.
  26. intercept440 Says:

    Wed, 05/23/12 - 05:17

    thanks Nomad i was about to go on a lengthy diatribe about the shittyness that is facebook...but you sir have saved the day......
  27. amsterdamheavy Says:

    Wed, 05/23/12 - 05:36

    So where the stream?
  28. NomadRip Says:

    Wed, 05/23/12 - 05:39

    Make sure to ask for at least Machida money.
  29. amsterdamheavy Says:

    Wed, 05/23/12 - 05:54

    Except that the Ustream page for UCL is dead as a door nail.
  30. NomadRip Says:

    Wed, 05/23/12 - 06:08

    Try it once the event starts.
  31. dazed Says:

    Wed, 05/23/12 - 06:34

    Better than*... THEN again, what would you know? :)
  32. towelie Says:

    Wed, 05/23/12 - 06:46

    so who is he fighting? Wade Eck?
  33. towelie Says:

    Wed, 05/23/12 - 06:59

    good job man! no nickname. the way you had his back you might wanna go with Elias "Big Spoon" Cepeda.
  34. NomadRip Says:

    Wed, 05/23/12 - 07:08

    If you missed the fight, you can watch it here. Elias is the lighter guy with red gloves.
  35. El Guapo Says:

    Wed, 05/23/12 - 07:11

    Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... Congrats? That guy made Bob Sapp look like Sakuraba! I would say don't quit your day job, but if writing for CP IS your day job maybe you should just collect unemployment.
  36. HEY Says:

    Wed, 05/23/12 - 09:33

    The way he was crawling all over that guys back, what about Elias "The Centipede" Cepeda, eh? EH?!!?? And yes, it would be of the human variety by default.
  37. The12ozCurls Says:

    Wed, 05/23/12 - 10:22

    Thanks man.
  38. El Guapo Says:

    Wed, 05/23/12 - 11:47

    For the record, I watched it "live". In fact, I actually stayed late at work so I wouldn't miss it(petty sure the walk-ins took longer than the actual fight. ACTUALLY, now that I think about it- in my drunken state - I'm sure of it) Aaaaaaaanyway, I didn't mean you shoud LITERALLY quit your day job. Lord knows we don't want MRuss back(squeezing teardrops in). And who'll protect fuckin Danga, for crying out loud?? So yeah, good shit. You really stuck it to him. Reminded me of a Mexican Bones Jones(crickets)..
  39. El Guapo Says:

    Wed, 05/23/12 - 11:54

    In closing, you're OK in my book, Elian. Hey, I just realized you have the same name of that Cuban kid we abducted. Huh! Go figure.
  40. Elias Says:

    Thu, 05/24/12 - 01:12

    Hey you crazy kids...checking in to say hi and thanks before crashing over here. I'll stop by tomorrow to read all the comments and reply more. What do you think the new battle cry should be? #WadeEckWhereYouAt or #DontBeScaredChaddie . Just for the record, if he ever does back up his talk and fight, I want to be clear that we will NOT be going by Mayhem, winner "gets to do sex to you," rules.
  41. ktronics Says:

    Thu, 05/24/12 - 01:53

  42. angry little feet Says:

    Thu, 05/24/12 - 05:48

    Congrats man! Nice finish.
  43. Mofo Says:

    Thu, 05/24/12 - 09:45

    Congrats Elias! One day you might fight in the UFC! Oh wait, no, Aryanny's boobs fucked that up for you.
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