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CagePotato Writer Elias Cepeda Is Fighting Tonight on the Internet!


(From left to right: Elias in writer-mode, Elias in beast-mode.)

You probably know Elias Cepeda as the respected MMA journalist and cuckhold-punker who has been regularly posting on CagePotato lately in Mike Russell’s absence. What you may not know is that Elias actually fights competitively. After making it through a couple of smokers with his ass intact, Elias will be fighting in his first official MMA match tonight at United Combat League’s debut show in Merrionette Park, Illinois.

I know it would mean the world to Elias to have the support of the Potato Nation at his back, and the good news is, you can cheer him on no matter where you live. The event will be streamed live on Facebook.com/unitedcombatleague, starting with Elias’s match against John Reid Glenn Evans at 7:30 p.m. CST. Please watch if you can, and share your suggestions for Elias’s fighter-nickname in the comments section.

For more information about the event — including ticket info — visit UCLMMA.com

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linzhancl- May 27, 2012 at 9:58 am

http://tinyurl.com/top2biz
Mofo- May 24, 2012 at 9:45 am
Congrats Elias! One day you might fight in the UFC! Oh wait, no, Aryanny's boobs fucked that up for you.
angry little feet- May 24, 2012 at 5:48 am
Congrats man! Nice finish.
ktronics- May 24, 2012 at 1:53 am
LOL...............
Elias- May 24, 2012 at 1:12 am
Hey you crazy kids...checking in to say hi and thanks before crashing over here. I'll stop by tomorrow to read all the comments and reply more. What do you think the new battle cry should be? #WadeEckWhereYouAt or #DontBeScaredChaddie . Just for the record, if he ever does back up his talk and fight, I want to be clear that we will NOT be going by Mayhem, winner "gets to do sex to you," rules.
El Guapo- May 23, 2012 at 11:47 pm
For the record, I watched it "live". In fact, I actually stayed late at work so I wouldn't miss it(petty sure the walk-ins took longer than the actual fight. ACTUALLY, now that I think about it- in my drunken state - I'm sure of it) Aaaaaaaanyway, I didn't mean you shoud LITERALLY quit your day job. Lord knows we don't want MRuss back(squeezing teardrops in). And who'll protect fuckin Danga, for crying out loud?? So yeah, good shit. You really stuck it to him. Reminded me of a Mexican Bones Jones(crickets)..
El Guapo- May 23, 2012 at 11:54 pm
In closing, you're OK in my book, Elian. Hey, I just realized you have the same name of that Cuban kid we abducted. Huh! Go figure.
HEY- May 23, 2012 at 9:33 pm
The way he was crawling all over that guys back, what about Elias "The Centipede" Cepeda, eh? EH?!!?? And yes, it would be of the human variety by default.
El Guapo- May 23, 2012 at 7:11 pm
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... Congrats?
That guy made Bob Sapp look like Sakuraba! I would say don't quit your day job, but if writing for CP IS your day job maybe you should just collect unemployment.
NomadRip- May 23, 2012 at 7:08 pm
If you missed the fight, you can watch it here. Elias is the lighter guy with red gloves. http://youtu.be/fBmiy39sedM
The12ozCurls- May 23, 2012 at 10:22 pm
Thanks man.
towelie- May 23, 2012 at 6:59 pm
good job man! no nickname. the way you had his back you might wanna go with Elias "Big Spoon" Cepeda.
towelie- May 23, 2012 at 6:46 pm
so who is he fighting? Wade Eck?
amsterdamheavy- May 23, 2012 at 5:36 pm
So where the stream?
NomadRip- May 23, 2012 at 5:06 pm
It's actually streaming here on Ustream, so you don't need thefacebook. The shoddy reporting on this site... Don't fall victim to it, Elias "less mediocre than that other guy" Cepeda. http://www.ustream.tv/channel/united-combat-league
intercept440- May 23, 2012 at 5:17 pm
thanks Nomad i was about to go on a lengthy diatribe about the shittyness that is facebook...but you sir have saved the day......
amsterdamheavy- May 23, 2012 at 5:54 pm
Except that the Ustream page for UCL is dead as a door nail.
NomadRip- May 23, 2012 at 6:08 pm
Try it once the event starts.
KarmaAteMyCat- May 23, 2012 at 4:54 pm
WAAAAAAAAAR ELIAS!!! I'll be watching broski.. Do your thing.
RSparrow- May 23, 2012 at 3:52 pm
Take me to ya leeeeada... Caaaaapeeeeeeeda
uzitotinbaby- May 23, 2012 at 3:46 pm
Good luck, Crusader. Hopefully you aint facing Barnes, cause that mutha fucka HATES crusaders, and he's got a fucked up scary face.
El Guapo- May 23, 2012 at 2:54 pm
Elias "If I Had A Nickel For Every Time Somebody Said I Looked Like Goldstein" Cepeda
ghostboner- May 23, 2012 at 2:02 pm
What weight class will Elia be at? And when will the fight with Mr. Karyn Bryant go down?
ghostboner- May 23, 2012 at 2:01 pm
Does the cage name have to be in the middle? Elias Cepeda "phile"?
holeeball- May 23, 2012 at 1:55 pm
Good luck. Too bad your beast mode doesn't come with heightened visual acuity.

Anyway somebody film that shit so the rest of us 6200000000 weirdos without a facebook account can see it.
NomadRip- May 23, 2012 at 5:04 pm
It's actually streaming here on Ustream, so you don't need thefacebook. Shoddy reporting on this site... http://www.ustream.tv/channel/united-combat-league
Ricardo Guitardo- May 23, 2012 at 1:27 pm
Here's to a Sapp-like performance.
keepyahguessing- May 23, 2012 at 1:19 pm
Elias "4 eyes" Cepeda

props to him tho bc i know what its like to work full time then train part time to fight well at amatuer level that is(muay thai)
The_Dead_Cow- May 23, 2012 at 1:03 pm
Elias "El Chupacabra" Capeda. Good luck mang, go fuck some shit up.
NomadRip- May 23, 2012 at 12:58 pm
Can we have Elias "The-picture-captions-are-just-jokes-not-actual-quotes-you-fucking-morons" Cepeda fight Danga next?
J. Jones- May 23, 2012 at 1:06 pm
Don't worry, the CP openweight tournament is currently being set up. My manager, Vadim Finkelstein, is currently in talks with BG as to my contracted rate per fight.
NomadRip- May 23, 2012 at 5:39 pm
Make sure to ask for at least Machida money.
Viva Hate- May 23, 2012 at 12:57 pm
Is there a figtht picking contest for this fight? I would like to take Mr. Cepeda via submission, journalistic choke in round one.
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