Hilariously Awkward Video: "Rampage" Jackson Nearly Impregnates Unsuspecting Female Reporter
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We know a couple things for sure about former UFC champ Quinton “Rampage” Jackson: 1) He loves to make it rain in the club, and 2) He has no problem pursuing an aggressively sexual gimmick with a female interviewer to the point of extreme awkwardness. Really, it’s our fault. We sent this nice girl to interview ‘Page and it’s possible that we didn’t completely prepare her for what she was walking into. Suggesting that the two of them star in a romantic comedy together, for instance, was basically an invitation to dry-humping. We realize that now, even if it's too late.
You really have to love Rampage’s commitment to a course of action here, however uncomfortable it is to watch. Most of us would break character after a few thrusts, or at least when the interviewer bravely soldiers on to the next question. Not Rampage. You can say ‘cut!’ as many times as you like, but he’s not stopping until he’s done. And don't worry. That dirty, used feeling you're left with will disappear into the ether after the sixth martini.
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PingPong Says:
Now that's committment to a bit...
Titos Head Says:
damn shes fine rampage is the shit....i would have done that too! lol
portland mma Says:
Wow, he straight dry humped her for like 2 minutes even while resisting, that's impressive/rape.
MaxTheLimit Says:
She seemed to be a little bit into it for a long bit, only towards the end (where he just kept going) did she start to give the freaked out look to the camera.
Scott Says:
Isn't he married?
Dude goes at it like a dog with a stuffed animal.
El Famous Burrito Says:
This ain't going to the judges. I bet my whole purse on it!
Richard Tucker Says:
@ Scott:
He's married to fucking as many women as possible.
And LOL @ El Famous!
Frank Mur Says:
Can anyone say RAPE! That shit was so uncomfortable to watch I had to look at it through my fingers while my hands were over my face! WTF!?
Fight Fan Says:
Hilarious.
She also happens to make any UFC ring girl look like day-old eggs.
greenseed Says:
all i can say is wow and maybe wtf and then maybe HAHAHAahaha o my that was awkward
Frank Mur Says:
I just read at "Bloodt Elbow" that the afore mentioned "reporter" is prenant with a black baby that's already been diagnosed with ADD and a wicked right cross. I wonder whose it is?
rokabee Says:
LOL! that was amazingly awkward, but the coolest thing I've watched in some time.
NECROPHYTE Says:
lolshism!
He never stopped working it!
Derly Says:
... and the Camera Crew calls a stoppage at 1:05 of the 1st Round, with the winner by Technical Rapage... RAMPAAAGGGEEE JAAACCCKKKKSSOOONNNNnnnn....
Half Amazing Says:
Since when did cagepotato become big time and get their own reporters?
Jeffro Says:
She's no Loretta Hunt, but I guess she'll have to do.
Imagine Rampage doing that to Loretta?
Geriatric Peon Says:
That's all the questions you gave her to ask? thats some weak shit
Horror Fighter Says:
If Rampage did impregnate her, he'd be gentleman enough to cause a miscarriage.
ben Says:
@ Geriatric Peon:
Nah man, the full version is coming soon, that was just an excerpt.
Rich S. Says:
Rampage is freaking crazy... Wonder if we'll see him do the same thing to Rashad? Wouldn't be surprised..
Jugger Says:
Gotta love God's Street Soldier!
filtersweep Says:
Truly God's Warrior.
the glza Says:
omg frank mur that was hilarious -- black baby with add and wicked right cross...
but that was PAINFUL! looks like rampage is back on the crazy train.
LoneWolf Says:
This just made my day. Rampage is awesome!!
CJ Says:
she is sexy. rampage is the man.
831 Son Says:
Hahaha Rampage commits another hit and run. Good Shit.
Derly Says:
@CP/Ben's
You know from now on if you send out that same girl or even a different girl, we expect the same quality interviews. Basically don't bother interviewing fighters that don't have personality. Stick to dudes like Rampage, Forrest, Cris Cyborg, and Fedor and I'll be very happy, I'm sure the rest of CPnation will be as well.
831 Son Says:
Why the fuck would you ever want to see an interview with Cris Cyborg? What the fuck are you on? Slap yourself and get your mind in check.
RickyRobbie Says:
*ROFL*
C-Bus Allstar Says:
I laughed, and then I laughed some more, and then I laughed a little harder, and then I came.
That video had everything, hot reporter, hard-line reporting, sex, drugs, and even some unabashed leg humping.
Quality.
Fucking Quality.
Also: That reporter was definitely into the humping thing for the first couple seconds and even managed to fucking tough it through the terribly awkward part. +10 points to that chick. She's a fuckin' trooper. If she's not on the official CagePotato payroll, she damn-well ought to be.
Chri534. Says:
@831
I think he was just calling Cris a dude. ...But I don't think I would choose Fedor if I was trying to find fighters who show a lot of personality.
ArmFarmer Says:
Rampage is batshit crazy.. did anyone see him on fight science where they tested the power of his slam? That was some weird shit. He is king of creating awkward situations and making people uncomfortable for no good reason.
831 Son Says:
@Chri534.
I got that part. But putting Cris Cyborg as someone to interview in general is just lame. And yea Fedor is a great fighter but he does crappy interviews.
BeastUnleashed Says:
Yo send her to interview Cris Cyborg wouldnt mind seeing them dry hump for two minutes.
NateGetsIrate Says:
@ BeastUnleashed:
Dude... Are you really fantasizing about Cris Cyborg? Way to come out of the closet in front of everyone. Looks like your secret's unleashed.
Fuckyerfrat Says:
feel a little bad for the chick, but that was fucking funny.
Loinage Says:
Wait til you see him do his Tony Clifton schtick
paraxysm Says:
i dont understand how any anyone man or woman could find cris cyborg attractive
Kimbos Bread Says:
She asked for it.
Kadumel Says:
Ben,
When does her swimsuit photoshoot come out? Who cares about her interviewing skills I want to see what she is hiding under that shirt son.
onemorepunchfujita Says:
Whatever. He's already responsible for one miscarriage, he's just making amends.
Cage Crapato Says:
Being a huge fan of Rampage, this video was an absolute treat to watch.
I've watched it over 20 times, and laughed my ass off every time.
Thanks CP!
incoghfdg Says:
Disgusting fucking nigger. Hope he gets seriously injured in the ring. Fucking scum.
AussieJosh Says:
you got your own hot repoters Cage!?
I love Rampage!
pmpmpm Says:
see that
youtube.com watch?v=P_RhMe4iN8o
MBG80 Says:
lol, Rampage must be a perf rapist just like Mike Tyson. What a bloody fool.
the glza Says:
lol @ Loinage -- great kaufman reference.
bens: you've got to send this chick to the 209!
tallkitchenbags Says:
rampage is a piece of shit. he oughta be in jail for for driving like a maniac. she should sue his inappropriate ass. typical christian hypocrite. thanks for settting MMA back a few years, rumpage.
tallkitchenbags Says:
MMA home of christian reprobates and homophobes. imagine if an NFL or NBA player did that. CagePotato really shouldn't be encouraging this behavior. can we all just stop wondering why MMA is a marginal, quasi-legal activity?
tallkitchenbags Says:
she should his sorry ass for sexual harassment.