Hot Potato: Playboy Model LaTasha Marzolla Wins MMA Debut
Former Playboy model turned fighter LaTasha Marzolla won her MMA debut this weekend in Las Vegas, beating on Christy Tada until Tada's corner called a stop to it after one round at Saturday night’s Tuff-N-Uff event. Guess you do learn a thing or two being best buds with Gina Carano. As you can see, Marzolla isn’t built like the typical female MMA fighter (NSFW photographic evidence here) but she’s still not worried about getting her pretty face smashed in, much to the surprise of Steve Cofield, who had her on his radio show last week. Marzolla brought along her Xtreme Couture trainer, Shawn Tompkins, and Cofield proved that he really knows women, or at least how to make broad generalizations about what’s important to them with this write-up:
“It takes a unique woman to want to compete in mixed martial arts. So much of a female's self-esteem is based on looks, to risk having your face disfigured takes some guts.”
Real nice, Cofield. Everybody remember to tune in to next week’s show to find out what is universally important to your demographic. After the jump, video of Marzolla from the bizarrely cheesy movie “Ring Girls” for you to watch while you contemplate whether Marzolla’s entrance into MMA means she’s a threat to steal Carano’s unofficial title of ‘hottest female fighter.’
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Kimbos Bread Says:
Lop sided boob lady wins MMA debut.
mayhem Says:
Man does she have an unfair advantage... she could choke out most other fights from side controll with those things!
agentsmith Says:
Even in the NSFW pic, one nipple points slightly up while the other points slightly down. I'm guessing a bad surgeon is more likely than bad genetics.
BuckWild Says:
I wonder what would happen if she took a hard punch in the implant. Would it leak ?
averagejoe Says:
Scrappy. I wouldn't want to kickbox her.
Women MMA fighters are shaking up ideas of strength and power, and what's inherently masculine or feminine, so it can be confusing. Cofield kept sexualizing her, talking about guys grappling with her and getting a boner - he didn't say a word about whether she had skill, or could hit hard, or was in good shape. Focusing on her boobs is more enjoyable and makes her less threatening.
Aenarion Says:
Nice. I would enjoy seeing more ladies like that fight.
Fuckyerfrat Says:
The sound effects and dialog make me feel like I am watching a cross between kung fu theater and one of those shitty Bond movies with Christopher Dalton.
Kimbos Bread Says:
@ Fuckyerfrat
Christopher Dalton?
You must mean Timothy Dalton.
Clearly, you know way too much about Bond to make a sound judgment call as to what would qualify as a 'shitty' Bond flick.
AkilleeZ Says:
lets see Brooke Hogan vs Brock Lesnar.
MyFightWiffaCheeto Says:
@ Akilleez
Winner: Brooke Hogan via Head Kick 2:35 Rd 3
Those Amazonian legs are too much for Lesnar.
J-Dog Says:
Someone already used my blast about the lopsided blouse bunnies. 'Tis a shame.
geoff0011 Says:
A threat to Gina Carano? This article can't be taken serious. With that comment, I don't believe this fight even happened. :P
831 Son Says:
@ Buckwild--- Yes, those would indeed leak if they were hit hard enough haha. No joke.
fftankr Says:
hey potatoheads,,,google image this chick for more nsfw pics. very nice.
Chinstroker Says:
My turn at a boob-related quip:
You reckon she bothers to hold pads when training in the gym?
Fuckyerfrat Says:
@ Kimbos Bread
My bad with the Timothy Dalton mistake. I was still a little baked from the contact high I got from the Nick Diaz highlight.
LOCKCAPSHAL Says:
CYBORG would KICK her ASS and THEN eat HER boobs.
Fuckyerfrat Says:
Cyborg would be the one that Cofield was talking about when he said grappling with a boner.
Rxforpain Says:
i'd still tear Gina's ass up over this bitch.
Gina = hottest chick in MMA by far. I love her boobies. So much.
ScrambledEggs Says:
This bitch's mammoth tits make me want to see Strikeforce sign her tomorrow.
She could chock out her opponent by smothering them with her giant tits.
Turkish Says:
What a fucking set of mammy jammy's on this bitch!
ScrambledEggs Says:
Who wouldn't want to shoot a giant load all over those mammoth titties.
Turkish Says:
I'd tittie fuck the shit out of this big titted bitch.