Nah Smitty, I just rhyme freestyle.

i channeled my inner skala.

2 things I can’t freakin believe:
1. Jared has his collar “popped”.
2. Some of you went to some serious extremes to write raps.

Love it when reporters try to make themselves the news. Puke.

Props to the raps. Music to my ear.

no no no, the rap went:

yo im skala, an elite emcee
unfortunately my dawgs and me tanked elite xc
ariels my dawg, says who? says me
by the way, Kimbos the man, ask those kids in the street
on a related note, yall hit me with a misquote
obviously my words dont matter now that my companys broke
shit… frank shamrocks here, i don wanna get choked
i only weigh 115 pounds, when my clothes is soaked.
But back to the matter that I was previously discussin,
the fights i promote put you to sleep: robitussin.
Go into business with me you got a death wish: Charles Bronson
So who fucked up this sport more? Me or Gus Johnson
Im too white to curse in rhymes, so ill say gosh darnit
whyd i have to be elite xcs version of Josh Barnett?

And then hed say Word to your Mother 12 times, drop the cd, and watch it go Copper…or maybe Aluminum.

He needs a pair of concrete shoes and a pier to be pushed off.

I hear better “music” coming from my 3 year old’s plastic xylophone. And my boy is a better dresser.

No, seriously, I might check it out. (TUMBLEWEED ROLLS BY)

Anybody know when his CD drops? (CRICKETS)

I imagine this clarification went down in white rap style:
 
“Obvious by now that haters gon hate,
But $kala’s here to set records straight,
I’s chillin’ wit some shorties, sipping Cristal,
When Frankie comes in, says he’ll take a fall,
Nuh uh, sucka, I don’t do that shit,
Muthafucking $kala only rolls legit,
He all pissed, and gets all up in faces,
I say, ‘Back off, or my daddy stop payin fo yo braces!’,
See, I ain’t a bitch scared of no Shamrock,
Cuz e’ryone knows I got a big swinging…… nah playa, that’s just for the ladies.”

While it didn’t make sense, am I the only one who read the original quote and thought Helwani asked Shaw to keep quiet so the infant sport of MMA wouldn’t be tarnished?

Yea Taco i Agree. Areil would strait up bust out some Jewjitsu on his wigger ass

I think Ariel could take $kala.

Jared Shaw is like an unholy mix of K-Fed, the situation and that autistic kid that made all those 3 pointers.

Not only is he wearing a fucking fagtastic hat, he has it screwed on cockeyed. I would NOT be able to keep myself from slapping that off his head.

So Ariel asked Shaw to fill in for Ken Shamrock and take a dive? Got it.

White Rapper…….from the latin meaning, douchebag.

He went on to clarify that he is not a spoiled little embarrassment by saying “nanny nanny poo poo, your all doo doo heads and my dad says shut up, don’t make me bust it old school on you playa”

My God, Shaw looks like the result of Jens Pulver fucking a leprechaun…

is it me or is he trying for a seth green impression?

im suprised he didnt clarify it with a rap.. if he did it wouldve went something like this.

” yo i’m $kala,i make ya holla, i like wine an money, but dont misquote my dog helwani, it was i who axed him not to spill the the bomb whammy, not he who told me about frank jo mammy offern to take a dive, im so jive, look at the life iv led bitch, dont confuse me with k-fed . yo yo thanks ariel ill hollaback atcha, peace out homies”

what a douche

HUH?

Christ… people like Shaw are so toxic that they make everyone around them look bad.

that’s one small step for (A) douche. one giant leap for douchekind.

i was wondering about that myself when i read that. it didn’t make sense that ariel would want to keep that quiet.

so am I the only one still tweeting dana about #freecagepotato? if so it’s gonna be pretty easy to win those shirts (that don’t exist).