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Jeff Monson Arrested, But Not For Graffiti

(Get used to being in a cage, my man.)

Things just got worse for MMA’s favorite anarchist, Jeff Monson.  He was arrested this weekend in North Carolina on a charge unrelated to his malicious mischief trouble in Olympia, Washington.  Now he’s in jail on suspicion of “assault on a female and injury to real property.”  Girl troubles gone terribly wrong, in other words.  How disappointing.  

The Olympian
got the story from 30-year-old Stephanie Trapani, of Advance, North Carolina, who apparently had a thing going with “The Snowman”:

Trapani says she had a romantic relationship with Monson, but they got in an argument after found out he had romantic relationships with other women. She also alleges "he has two wives." She said she found out information about his other girlfriends on his cell phone and she then threw the cell phone out the window of her car while she was driving to pick him up at the gym. When he found out his cell phone was gone when they returned to Trapani’s home, he got angry. "He went ballistic," she said.

At Trapani’s home, Monson packed up his belongings, Trapani said. But when she told him she had thrown his cell phone out the window of her car, he grabbed her laptop and started "hitting the columns" of her home. She said Monson was enraged, and put a hole in the wall and flipped over a grandfather clock.
"He’s being charged with domestic violence and damage to property because he destroyed my house," Trapani said. "He started just bashing holes in the walls and the columns."

Damn, civil disobedience you can at least make a case for, but I’m pretty sure Henry David Thoreau never trashed some chick’s house.  Sounds like Monson is not to be trifled with when it comes to both politics and matters of the heart. 

If only she hadn’t thrown his cell phone out the window they could have proceeded towards an orderly break-up and never had to see each other again, except for the obligatory meeting two weeks later to exchange borrowed belongings and have sex one last time in a coffee shop bathroom.

But seriously, Monson.  Two wives, bro?  Sounds like just having one girlfriend is hard enough on you.  Hope he has a good lawyer and some frequent flier mileage, because he now has court cases and hoes in different area codes.

(Props to MMA Payout for the tip)

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jamesmedley- September 30, 2011 at 2:25 am

2009 is not a great year for Shaun Monson as you would expect.

The open anarchist were built with a warrant released after pictures circulated of him spray-painting the Washington Condition Capitol. Monson "labeled" your building by having an anarchy symbol, a peace symbol and also the words "no poverty" and "no war." He's been billed with first degree malicious mischief.

But that's not every one of the problem Monson has become into this season. Earlier this Wednesday he was arrested following a domestic dispute switched violent. Monson's girlfriend, Stephanie Trapani, known as police after he "bashed holes in to the walls." Also, Monson apparently got violent together with her. He's been billed with assault to some female and harm to property.

Trapani seemed to be charged with harm to Monson's property, after she discovered he were built with a partnership with another women, she broke his phone. She's since published bail.

Based on police, Monson's bail was set at $22,000, but he may be detained longer before first charges happen to be taken care of by Washington authorities.

Monson is renowned for his strong political sights, but has he entered the road using the spray-fresh paint incident? The most punishment is ten years imprisonment along with a $20,000 fine. I do not think so. I believe it is good he stacks up for his values. That being stated, If only he'd operate for fighting against violence towards women.

It is a shame that somebody who holds his political sights so highly, does not have other sights which are worth maintaining. Domestic violence is among the cheapest types of violence I'm able to think about. It doesn't only give Monson a poor title and hurt his career, it appears very badly with an already questionable sport. The final factor MMA needs is idiots playing around and beating on the female friends.
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Till- January 2, 2010 at 11:26 am
C'mon guys, the grandfather clock totally represents the shackles of oppressive white patriarchy that he is committed to breaking. Except in this case, he actually broke it, not just figuratively.
And "columns"? You know who had columns in their homes? Slave owners! Since Monson is determined to struggle against inequality and our nation's shameful history of slavery and the exploitation of it's citizens through racial and financial inequality, who can blame him for smashing the shit out of some doric representations of the pillars holding up the house, which in Monson's physical argument totally represents the state.
And laptops....Well, maybe he just wanted to smash that crazy bitch's laptop.
Ok, I admit I'm reaching. Sigh. That's what I get for searching for role models.
the chronic- February 17, 2009 at 2:12 pm
i mean the other bitch
the chronic- February 17, 2009 at 2:12 pm
bitch got what she deserved
THE TRUTH- February 8, 2009 at 5:18 am
JSK- January 23, 2009 at 5:41 pm
I love it when anti-war pacifists go on a roid rage/house demolition fit!
J- January 21, 2009 at 12:55 pm
First of all, the girl's name is Stephanie. Stephanies are notorious for being lying cunts. And she deserves to get the shit slapped out of her for destroying the man's phone. All you people that think a phone is just a phone, then you just don't have much going on in your life. A phone can contain a man's life: contacts, memos, pictures, etc...
OlyGirl73- January 21, 2009 at 12:07 am
I would freak out if someone threw away my cell phone too. Not sure about the clock, but I'd definately throw the laptop! :)
You know, A couple years ago, I was walking down the street with Jeff (No, I did not date him!) and this, well, mentally challenged dude came up to him and started talking. Jeff stopped and just carried on a conversation and talked to this guy as if he didn't have any disability at all. He stopped and talked to everyone who wanted to talk to him. Very polite, definately a gentlemen. So he gets angry and throws stuff. Why is it so shocking to read about a UFC fighter doing this? To Russ; Jeff really IS the nice, level headed guy you think he is. Everyone has a breaking point. And to you guys....every girl has 'glanced' in her mans phone. Haaaaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaaaaa!
Russ- January 20, 2009 at 12:37 pm
Such a strange story, he looks like such a nice, level headed guy. Guess looks can be deceiving. Oh wait i was looking at a picture of Fowlkes, shit nevermind....
Bootylam!- January 20, 2009 at 10:15 am
Are you guys kidding? She deserves it for snooping? Then EVERY woman EVERYWHERE deserves it because they ALL snoop! She broke his phone? If you are involved with females then things will get broken, intentionally or not. She's crazy? SHE'S FEMALE! Learn this my young friends, if you ever intend to be in a successful relationship: FEMALES ALWAYS WIN! Unless they do something to seriously hurt you, let it go. All he had to do was make her pay for the phone.
J-Dog- January 20, 2009 at 9:32 am
It was juvenile for her to f with his shit in the first place. She should have just dumped him. No reason to vandalize his stuff. He just returned the favor in spades.
Bringbackbabalu- January 20, 2009 at 9:07 am
Must say Monson is useless and he deserved it, but what a crazy bitch. She deserved it. She had no right to go into his phone or do anything to it. She started it, and asked for it. As for Monson, when are they going to euthanize that guy or do something, he is a hopeless case. Anarchy is a joke, do these idiots really want anarchy? Ya, good idea Monson. You have no conception of how bad a state of anarchy would be.

Sickos- January 20, 2009 at 7:53 am
So did he assault this chick or just tear her fucking house apart?

If he didn't not touch her, then she got what she deserved for destroying his property first. She could have just told him to kick rocks but she had to take things most women tend to do.

Kadumel- January 20, 2009 at 7:10 am
ROFL Criminal Negligent for Comment of the week on the Decision Win Comment!!! hahahahah
TUF Guy- January 20, 2009 at 7:06 am
That guy is my hero.
Wyatt- January 20, 2009 at 6:45 am
OH well, "The Snowman" is a great name for a tough white guy in prison.

"That's right, you're property of the Snowman now, bitch..."
emptyhandkiller- January 20, 2009 at 6:18 am
I agree with other posters that Stephanie is a complete imbecile and trash for sneaking... But, isn't she a perfect match for that deranged 'roid rager? I have always despised morons who become known for a certain talent, and then use that notoriety to further their nonsensical political agendas. Take away Monson's muscle drugs, and he would be just another 140 pound scrawny loudmouth. Please, Monson, please plead guilty to all charges, and go to jail for as long as it takes for us to forget you.
Jay- January 20, 2009 at 5:25 am
Conspiracy theories on a MMA site!? Get a fucking life.
Bovice- January 20, 2009 at 12:19 am
Monson was about to pull a Chris Benoit, but.....

too soon?
bold- January 19, 2009 at 11:13 pm
dude stupid cunts like that i cant blame the poor fur ball
Sebas- January 19, 2009 at 10:06 pm
rest to say...monson wont be no one bitch in jail....Until Big Tim get in of course ahah
Jan-Michael Vincent- January 19, 2009 at 9:57 pm
That wacky Snowman
poutine2dabone- January 19, 2009 at 9:56 pm
Sorry, but the first Tim Silvia fight was enough for me
Darkside- January 19, 2009 at 9:21 pm
She threw his phone out the window. She deserved what she got.
monson on roids?- January 19, 2009 at 9:20 pm
I don't see it