As we all know, Josh Koscheck isn’t a bad guy — he’s just a misunderstood victim of selective editing. And now that he’s put together his own reality show, we can finally get to know the man as he really is.
Just kidding. The above “sizzle reel” from Koscheck’s latest entertainment venture does absolutely nothing to dispel his A-hole persona. The show opens with the insane premise that a former attorney named David Spitz quit his job to become Josh’s personal whipping-boy, living under the slave-name Chuy. “I don’t have very many friends,” Josh says, “but the friends that I have, I try to keep dear and close to me.” Cut to Josh de-pantsing one of his “friends,” then kicking him to the floor.
The plot of this reality show preview involves Josh buying dresses for his buddies, then forcing them to cross-dress and compete in a roller-derby. It goes about as well as you can imagine, and Koscheck loves every humiliating second. Stay tuned for future installments of “Keeping Up With the Kosdashians” (working title), in which Josh forces his sidekicks to urinate on old photographs of their mothers, then drags them through a gravel pit and dunks them in a sewage tank to induce infection in their wounds.