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Josh Thomson Makes ‘Bitch Ass Lady Sounds’ When He Fights, According to Nate Diaz


(“OMG THOSE SHOES ARE FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABULOUS!!!!” / Photo via Sherdog)

If you thought Nate Diaz was going to accept his UFC on FOX 7 loss to Josh Thomson gracefully, then brother, you just don’t know what it means to be a Diaz. Nate was a guest on BJPenn.com Radio yesterday, where he squeezed enough sour grapes to make a fine red whine. (I’m not even going to ask if you saw what I did there. I know damn well that you saw it.) Here are some of the highlights, as transcribed by MMAMania and MMAFighting:

“[Thomson] didn’t come in there and put no ass whopping on me. You know what I’m saying? He didn’t come in there and make anything happen. I have never fought somebody before who had ever wanted out of a fight so bad. I expected a fight. I expected him to grab me and try to hold on to me or throw some kicks and move and throw some punches and move but that motherfucker was straight running and I had to chase him down. I was chasing him the whole fight. I was the aggressor. I was restless, you know? How can you not be when a guy is running scared shitless for his life? I’m over aggressive trying to get a hold of him and that’s why I got hit, because I’m over aggressive. I’m trying to meet the criteria to win these rounds…

“[He] was scared shitless when I was fighting him. It’s unbelievable how scared he was in there. He was running for his life…He was making bitch ass lady sounds and that’s not bullshit. I’m not here talking shit on him, this is reality. He was making woman sounds. He was running out of the clinch. I hit him in the face and he was going ‘Oh, oh, ehh’ making woman sounds I’ve never even heard out of a man before during a fight. I’m hearing his corner telling him to smile and I’m like, ‘Yeah, smile mother fucker’ and not a single smile came out of his mouth. He had a look of panic the whole fight. You have to be in there to fight these guys to know that. This is how it went. I’ve seen him in other fights, he was smiling at the other guy, bouncing around. He didn’t have no time for that against me. He was frantic and trying not to get his ass whooped…

I don’t really want to credit him too much for that fight, you know? I don’t think that he should get too much. I think it was more a negative on my part than a positive on his part. I think he might have just capitalized a little bit. I think, I know it’s because I fought and everything, but I think the stop was premature, but, I didn’t want to cause a scene at the time. I didn’t know how it went or how it looked. I was in there fighting and the guy jumped in stopped the fight and I was like, ‘what the fuck is going on here? Why are you stopping the fight?’ I didn’t think I was damaged anymore better or worse off than I had been in my prior fights. I thought I was good to go, but I didn’t want to make a scene. Maybe I got caught with some combos and it looked worse. I think it looked worse than what was really going on in there.”

As for the towel that his corner threw in to stop this alleged non-ass-whooping? Diaz said they did that because they are his “real people” who care about his health and don’t want to see him take any more punches to the head than necessary. But it was a totally premature stoppage, okay? And maybe Nate and Josh Thomson can rematch for the 163-pound UFC on FOX Sports 1 heavy-lightweight title one day to settle this once and for all. Blugh.

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samclark- April 27, 2013 at 11:41 pm
Diaz brothers couldn't be any closer to full blown retardation. What happened to having shame or humility? I use to like em too.
Nick Diaz Cries- April 27, 2013 at 2:33 am
It is alledged that nate blows nick because he is a bitch.
Red Baron- April 26, 2013 at 7:07 pm
I see they have no balls to accept my offer. So I hereby retract my offer; I have better things to do.
Red Baron- April 26, 2013 at 7:05 pm
I'm serious, set it up and I will fight either one of them. But no rules. They I'll be required to sign release forms first, though.
Red Baron- April 26, 2013 at 7:02 pm
Dillsadork, ok, I will take on either of the Diaz brothers anytime. My TKD is superior to all MMA. Add to that my expertise in Dillman nerve strikes and I am impossible to defeat. Do you have any idea that I can use a knife hand strike to jam my fingertips between your ribs, touching your heart causing instant death?

Do you even realize that I can break 3 pine boards with my sidekick? Nobody in MMA knows how to do a proper sidekick - try to block it and you get fractured forearm bones.

Do not trifle with legitimate martial artists, boy.
danomite- April 26, 2013 at 2:54 pm
that's weird, because Josh Thomson said Nate made "gurgling, unconscious sounds" while he was getting knocked the fuck out.
buddhaandtheeagle- April 26, 2013 at 2:26 pm
And to think for a second I felt sorry for him that he only made $15k for the fight. He deserves everything he got from Thompson and what he didnt get from the UFC.
Mr_Misanthropy- April 26, 2013 at 1:06 pm
He got kicked in the head so hard all he could hear was the Smurf soundtrack playing over and over and over...
J.Jones- April 26, 2013 at 1:25 pm
Smurfs are bullshit...they only watch Fraggle Rock in the 209. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_zsz_MlVvI
Mr_Misanthropy- April 26, 2013 at 2:44 pm
Man, people need to stop flushing drugs down the toilet. Do you see what's going on in the fucking sewer?
blairgolf- April 26, 2013 at 12:41 pm
NAte Diaz, you are stupider than your stupid brother! Fuck, I hate you 2 losers, excuse making, unprofessional, boorish, classless, poor losers and totally totally disrespectful to your opponents and ESPECIALLY, the fans with your unacceptable BULLSHIT! You are a fucking PUNK and have NO BUSINESS in a classy organization like the UFC. Your a fucking maggot excuse making douce bag who should be fighting in back alleys, NOT on international stages with professional Mixed Martial Artists! Anyone that thinks this dink is "cool" because he "speaks his mind" is as much of an asshole dink as Diaz brother are! You can speak your mind while being sane about it and still being PROFESSIONAL, CLASSY and RESPECTFUL! Not this punk LOSER! Shit, my 85 year old father could almost kick the shit out of this second rate goof! FUCK OFF NATE DIAZ and your pathetic excuse making CRAP! Thompson kicked your ass and punched your face in. Look at the blood and damage to your face idiot! AD, your corner throws in the towel and you say NOTHING bad about them. You state that they are real friends because they were trying to look after you. What do you think the ref was doing when he stopped the fight? Cheating? Wake up you punch drunk knob! You and your bro have obviously taken to many shots to the head because you both talk with marbles in your mouth, your both bordering on incoherency, and neither of you make 1 bit of sense! Go get a fucking brain scan and an MRI and you'll see how much of your brain has turned to jelly. That, you stupid punk, is why SMART fighters try to minimize damage to the head, so they can still coherently speak the english language and make sensible statements! Go away Diaz Bros' !!!!!!!
smellypiratehooker- April 27, 2013 at 3:23 am
I haven't heard that kind of a verbal trouncing since bill burr in philadelpia.
smellypiratehooker- April 27, 2013 at 3:21 am
tell us what you really think.
CWill859- April 26, 2013 at 12:37 pm
Wow Nate knows the word "Criteria?" And the correct context in which to use it? *shocked*
sadowolf- April 26, 2013 at 11:19 am
Well Nate had a bitch ass busted face after Josh beat the crap out of it. But I can't be too critical of his comments since he probably doesn't remember most of it.
godspeed- April 26, 2013 at 10:58 am
Next these dudes r gonna b using the chewbacca defense for losing fights.
The12ozCurls- April 26, 2013 at 10:14 am
@cman

I'm at least in the double digits but after this weekend's debauchery, I might end up a talking monkey come Monday.
cman- April 26, 2013 at 9:35 am
@ hexed: neither, they were born stupid.
@12oz. 4 brain cells? You are a nut higher aren't you?
@jvc: I hate the entire 209, but I agree, they come to fight. It's everything else that makes them shitheels.
Otherwise, I said it after Condit, Diaz's are done, the mystery to their style was shattered and neither will win a significant fight ever again unless they move to a gym that actually teaches and creates a strategy beyonfd 'antagonize, pay ceasar'. Way to sell brotherhood straight into brain trauma Gracie....
crappiefloper- April 26, 2013 at 9:28 am
Jcv, dils,
I never worry about actual killers responses to what i have to say, not fucking worried about a Diaz
Deadpanda- April 26, 2013 at 9:03 am
So yeah, this bitch was fighting me & making all these weak lady sounds so I let him kick me in the head 3 times and punch me in the face a bunch until my brother stopped the fight for me... yeah I'm hardcore.

::head -> wall::
::head -> wall::
::head -> wall::
::head -> wall::
amsterdamheavy- April 26, 2013 at 8:54 am
Diaz fan, just stoppage. Fucking towel was thrown FFS, Nate. *SMH*
RearNakedSpoon- April 26, 2013 at 8:31 am
I'm surprised he remembers any of the night let alone the fight after getting destroyed like that.
I suppose they had to throw in the towel before his single brain cell fell out and McDonalds wouldn't even employ him.
Smirk- April 26, 2013 at 8:28 am
I think this was the fight that knocked the stupid in to Nate.
dillsapldorf- April 26, 2013 at 8:28 am
i'd like to see any one of these chumps talkin they shit about Nate to say what you got to say to the brothers face...oh...this IS cagePOTATO...buncha chunky beer drinkin dirka durrs.
gilslade- April 26, 2013 at 1:39 pm
They are good fighters, however, they bitch after every loss about how they shoulda ,coulda, woulda won and how they got robbed and how the other guy sucks. Everyone in the world is tired of hearing that bullshit!
blairgolf- April 26, 2013 at 12:45 pm
I'd say the exact same thing I just posted to either of the classless diaz sisters! I'm not a chump and you apparantly have a kiss as approach to the diaz sisters so what you say matters not a bit - CHUMP!
jcv1986- April 26, 2013 at 8:25 am
Y r all u goofs bashing these guys. They entertain all of us, and put on some of the best fights . U guys r just a bunch of hill billy mma fans. These guys train so hard and sacrifice so much. Then there r u guys sitting in front of ur computer callin people pussies and shit. Get a life.
SquirrelBoy- April 26, 2013 at 8:10 am
I guess a shin bone to the dome sounds like bitch ass lady sounds
crappiefloper- April 26, 2013 at 8:02 am
Fried taco essentally said what I was gonna. Damn it
Fried Taco- April 26, 2013 at 7:56 am
The only "bitch-ass lady sounds" I hear are the ones Nate is making in this interview. He didn't protest the stoppage because he didn't even know where he was or what was going on. What a pussy.
Gobbleston- April 26, 2013 at 3:18 pm
I think that's the first time I've ever seen an angry non-jovial Fried Taco comment. LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE, NATE.
The12ozCurls- April 26, 2013 at 7:50 am
I wonder what kind of "bitch-ass lady sounds" Nate's corner made when they saw him getting pummeled and chucked the towel into the cage to save the remaining 4 brain cells he has left.
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