Kimbo Slice is in Porn...Again
(Dignity is spelled, "K-I-M-B-O.")
Remember when we posted this picture and wondered aloud, ‘WTF?’ Well, Fightlinker has discovered the answer and it has left us exclaiming ‘WTF!?’
Turns out the picture was from a porn movie that features a cameo from Mr. Kimbo Slice. The title of this porn movie is “Farold & Fumar Escape to the Bottomless Party” (link is obviously NSFW, unless you work at Hustler, and if you do, are you guys hiring?). It is a predictably half-assed rip-off of “Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay,” which is itself already a half-assed attempt at a sequel to a half-assed attempt at a movie.
Kimbo plays a Gitmo guard by the name of Big Bud. We know this because he shows up on screen and says, “What’s up bitches? Hey bitches, I’m Big Bud.” And his delivery is bad even for a porn movie.
Yeah, I think it’s safe to say Kimbo ain’t getting that part in the A-Team movie. But the porn rip-off of the A-Team movie (entitled “Anal Team,” obviously) he’s a shoe-in for that.
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Jenna Jamesons Labiaplasty Says:
Dude, it's called "The Straight to the A-Team." Get your shit together.
Brad Says:
I saw the trailer for this movie a month ago or so. It is fucking hilarious.
I Says:
Classy
danomite Says:
DAMNIT JENNA JAMESONS LABIAPLASTY! you beat me to it! STraight to the A-Team is definitely the best porn name for the A-team
Smackdaddiest1 Says:
Damn, from American Idol loser to making porn knockoff movies.....
William Hung is really making a name for himself.
dude guy Says:
wow, just wow
Big Shafty Says:
So you are saying the Farold & Fumar movie is 1/8 the quality of the original Harold & Kumar movie. Man, that's pretty assed.
gesus Says:
wow kimbo...im speechless
UFC fan Says:
slow week eh guys?
I know that tuf GAY will be running right out trying to see if he can see any man-meat.
none Says:
Posts like this are the reasons why CP will always kick the shit out of Sherdog.
Hacksaw Says:
Fortunately the fake prisoners in crappy knock-off pornos don't throw off-balance jabs, so it is a safe job for Kimbo.
In gay porn, however, their is always a risk that Seth Petruzelli might just show up.
Daddy Doug Says:
yea i heard this movie was from another angle where kimbo got caught landed on his knees and seth petrizelli got on his back and gave him the old reach around.
Oatmeal Says:
i bet kimbo got paid more than the male porn star doing the performing...
Rick Dickulous Says:
That's what Bas was talking about when he said he disassociated himself with Kimbo for "going back to something he said he wouldn't" At least Bas has some dignity, Kimbo just proved all the die-hards who stood behind him wrong. Have fun in Japan Kimbo, where your porn cameos will include yellow diareah and crying 25 year old schoolgirls.
Skark151 Says:
Looks like Kimbo is doin gay porn to make ends meet!!!!
Jimbo Says:
Haha I guess a nigga gotta eat :p
Danny Boy Says:
Give me my bread! Okay, so here is a nice little Kimbo timeline, Street fighter, MMA, Nickelodeon TV Star, Porn star...? What's next? Fucking Shamwow commercials?
Beaver Beater Says:
Have you guys checked out that website nakedmovie?
Apparently Kimbo IS going to star in a porn movie (ok maybe star is a stretch). Check out the ad for the Vteam. I guess Kimbo's dream of being MrT is finally gonna happen! Kimbo, take it from me dude, only paris Hilton can get rich by showing off her snatch, hide yours dude!
Beaver Beater Says:
Kimbo in gay porn? Ha, so it looks like I'll be paying to watch Kimbo be somebody's bitch... Wait, I just had that feeling of Deja Vu.
Anonymous Says:
Harold and Kumor is fucking hilarious.
Justin Says:
I called it in the original post.
Anonymous Says:
I don't think you realize how much porn you just sold for Muffia