Lesnar Out of UFC 106 Fight Due to Illness, UFC Still Hasn't Told Carwin?
Well, this is terrible news. According to Yahoo! Sports, Brock Lesnar has pulled out of his heavyweight title defense at UFC 106 due to an illness that has sidelined him for "more than three-and-a-half weeks." Lesnar reportedly told Dana White that he's never been this sick before, but White, who is not in any way a medical doctor, says he does not believe it's the Swine Flu, though the Yahoo! article doesn't say what prompted that diagnosis.
Judging by Shane Carwin's Twitter, he heard the news from the MMA media and still hasn't received any official confirmation from the UFC. There's no word yet on exactly how the UFC will reshuffle the lineup for UFC 106, or when Lesnar might be ready to make that title defense. Right now, all we have is a sick heavyweight champ and a disappointed challenger. This is why you have to wash your hands, people. Especially after handling dead woodland creatures or sharing shotguns with strangers.
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El Famous Burrito Says:
Brock must've got a bad bottle of ranch dressing.
snicket916 Says:
NSAC finally realized that they couldn't allow brock to fight with down syndrome
J-Dog Says:
I'm DISAPPOINTED in the obvious misspelling from both an engineer and a professional writer.
Dr. Says:
Diagnosis: Pussy
Nah.. Still sucks though.
Biffmiester Says:
Seems like Brock's daily nutritional fluids have hindered him due to a lack of drinkability.
J-Dog Says:
lol @ Biffmiester. That was a good one!
bpd Says:
"I don't like flu shots. Write that down in your little notebook."
Boo Says:
this can't be life
BFG Says:
Scared of Carwin syndrome - is a disease often associated with people who are slated to face Shane Carwin on a UFC card.
Symptoms include faking a disease, drinking coors, and having a dick tatooed on your chest.
Treatment: go back to WWE, drink more Coors.
Douchey McDoucherton Says:
looks like 108 is gonna be a sick card.
9mm Says:
Shane vs Big Nog anyone?
whatever. Says:
what's "dissapinting," and yet not at all surprising, is his misuse of an apostrophe.
El Famous Burrito Says:
If you had just gotten that Jitterbug phone, you wouldn't have to take this kind of abuse, Shane.
Deadpanda Says:
Double post*
Deadpanda Says:
"Right now, all we have is a sick heavyweight champ and a disappointed challenger. This is why you have to wash your hands, people. Especially after handling dead woodland creatures..."
Would this be a good time for me to file charges against Brock for molestation?
Jugger Says:
Rough couple of days for MMA fans.
agentsmith Says:
"Okay Brock, the tests came back, and it turns out the lesions on your cock tattoo aren't herpetic, they're syphilitic. But that's good news, we can cure syphilis."
LastEmperor Says:
He's scared of Carwin.
Sgt. 606 Says:
Cain should be ready by then. He didnt take any abuse from Big Ben.
LastEmperor Says:
Nog fought after a huge staff infection.
If this guy is such a freak of nature he should fight.
MostDiabolicalH... Says:
Yeah Nog fought after a STAPH infection and it worked out really well for him considering he won and all...............
Wait you mean he got schooled on the feet and TKO'd by Frank Fucking Mir of all people?!?!
With your bad spelling and desire to want lesnar to fight sick as hell with no training camp I am left with only one conclusion here......You are Shane Carwin.
mthomas Says:
Should have drank his own piss...Machida's Dad says he NEVER gets sick...
LastEmperor Says:
I got your STAFF right here.
Better than be a cock chestner fanboy. The point is, baby Brock has no heart. He's a pampered WWE wrestler with a big mouth and no skills.
Slampage Says:
I think his chest tattoo tested positive for herpes.
MostDiabolicalH... Says:
Cock Chestner. How original. Sounds like somebody is a sad panda that a heartless, former professional wrestler is dominating the UFC's heavyweight division. But if brock has no skills, what does that say about the people he destroyed thus far? They must really suck ass!