(Video: YouTube/KSWfights)
I don’t know what it is about Slavic nations, but they seem to share a rich appreciation for the musclebound and untalented. We’re assuming that’s how Bob Sapp found himself in Croatia last night competing against Maro Perak on the Noc Gladijatora 6 card.
The bout begins with Sapp standing in the center of the ring in full defensive mode, performing a killer impression of that big, hairy orange thing from Looney Tunes. As soon as he opened up with a punch, Sapp was taken to the canvas where he nearly ended the fight by triangle choke before seamlessly transitioning to an omaplata. Nah, just kidding–he wildly kicked at the air and looked as if he’d never trained from his back before. After absorbing a few punches, hammerfists and knees to the dome (legal, we assume?), the big man decided he’d earned his paycheck and stopped moving until the referee intervened.
Tough loss, but I’m sure he’ll bounce back soon. In fact, I hear there’s an opening in Japan…
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I am not sure what he was paid for this bout...but have to ask.
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What would it cost, to allow me to pile-drive a knee into the temple side of your head?
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I suppose Sapp could write for CP as a second job, but hearing at what they pay Karma...
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...poor Bob would heavily disadvantaged. Where Karma scrapes money together to buy one seat near the back of the bus, Sapp would have buy two.
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Hey Bob, I hear they are getting ready to make a sequel. It's titled "The Green Mile 2". You should apply.
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