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Less Depressing Video Evidence: Bob Sapp Was TKO’d Last Night in Croatia

(Video: YouTube/KSWfights)

I don’t know what it is about Slavic nations, but they seem to share a rich appreciation for the musclebound and untalented. We’re assuming that’s how Bob Sapp found himself in Croatia last night competing against Maro Perak on the Noc Gladijatora 6 card.

The bout begins with Sapp standing in the center of the ring in full defensive mode, performing a killer impression of that big, hairy orange thing from Looney Tunes. As soon as he opened up with a punch,  Sapp was taken to the canvas where he nearly ended the fight by triangle choke before seamlessly transitioning to an omaplata. Nah, just kidding–he wildly kicked at the air and looked as if he’d never trained from his back before. After absorbing a few punches, hammerfists and knees to the dome (legal, we assume?), the big man decided he’d earned his paycheck and stopped moving until the referee intervened.

Tough loss, but I’m sure he’ll bounce back soon. In fact, I hear there’s an opening in Japan

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Crazy Croat- December 18, 2011 at 11:59 pm
lol, told you guys over a month ago he was going to fight here in my hometown...he came to pick up the check, fair play...
PhantomGreen- December 18, 2011 at 9:35 am
They almost restart the fight about 6 minutes into the video.
XENOPHON- December 17, 2011 at 10:59 am
...Ps, please take Pulver with you.
XENOPHON- December 17, 2011 at 10:59 am
Sapp is no doubt scrapping the bit of cash from every promotion he shame in that.
I am not sure what he was paid for this bout...but have to ask.

What would it cost, to allow me to pile-drive a knee into the temple side of your head?
I suppose Sapp could write for CP as a second job, but hearing at what they pay Karma...
...poor Bob would heavily disadvantaged. Where Karma scrapes money together to buy one seat near the back of the bus, Sapp would have buy two.
Hey Bob, I hear they are getting ready to make a sequel. It's titled "The Green Mile 2". You should apply.
CrushCo- December 17, 2011 at 9:34 am
@frndlylion: You stay the hell away from my Granny!
frndlylion- December 17, 2011 at 9:27 am
I think he should stick to pro wrasslin. Watching him fight is less entertaining than taking your gramma to her podiatrist.