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Mark Coleman’s Manager Isn’t About to Let Tito Ortiz Get Away With This

Mark Coleman
(The Coleman: this year's most terrifying Halloween costume. Photo courtesy of MMA Authentics.)

If Tito Ortiz thought he could call Mark Coleman a sissy for pulling out of their UFC 106 fight on November 21 without any repercussions whatsoever, he clearly didn’t account for Coleman’s manager, Mike DiSabato.  After Ortiz ripped his fighter on Twitter, DiSabato fired back by blasting Ortiz for “get[ting] personal with a legend,” then launched into a tirade about Ortiz and his porn star girlfriend, Jenna Jameson.  That’s right.  He went there:

“The only thing Coleman is afraid of when it comes to Tito is contracting swine flu from that dirty ass d-bag.  We all know where he lays his head down at night. Tito wants to get personal with a legend? OK, let's get personal - we can all go to our porn collections and watch what Tito sleeps with night after night.”

There are only two words we can say about that.  They are OH and SNAP.  Turns out that Coleman’s purported sissyness is the result of a torn MCL, though DiSabato says Coleman will be ready to fight by January 2 and suggested that the fight be postponed until UFC 108.  Presumably that will also give Coleman’s camp more time to have Ortiz tested for swine flu, which, as we all know, is the scourge of the porn industry.

Obviously, Ortiz isn’t going to be able to resist getting into a war of words when his beloved Jenna is brought into the mix.  Yeah, it’s low-hanging fruit for anyone looking to get under his skin, but it works and, in this case, it’s actually pretty smart.  If DiSabato can draw Ortiz into this rivalry by reminding everyone that Jenna Jameson’s oral sex techniques are a matter of public record, then this bout actually gains some heat and the UFC will be less likely to discard it altogether. 

But the real lesson that we can all take away from this is, those who live in glass porn houses shouldn’t throw stones.  If you do, someone is going to send a double-sided dildo crashing through your front door, and then no one will be able to film gangbangs at your place without getting slivers of glass stuck in their kneecaps.  This extended metaphor has now spun out of control, but you get the point.  Let’s hope Tito does too, only something tells us that this is just beginning.

Comments

LOL. that's great.

To be fair, why bring Tito's girlfriend into this? And who the fuck is Coleman's manager? It would have been a hundred times cooler if Coleman himself said all this. Perhaps he is too big of a sissy.

Is that Mark Coleman staring out of Jenna Jameson's butt?

That's good stuff.

that last paragraph is pure win. I lol'ed in my shorts

Lol.... good come back from colemans camp....face it they did not want to face Tito cause he would destroy coleman and make him retire for good 'Legend" legend coleman? maybe legend of getting his ass getting kicked in almost every fight he has been. talking shit about peoples family is lame have that respect.

OH FUCK THATS AWESOME

@Mike Milbury
He brings Titos gfriend in it because shes an easy target, and its to be expected. According to the article, (which you can click on above, its not too hard) Coleman's manager says "Mark Coleman is not a talker, he is a fighter..."
That may be why he didn't respond himself.

Any other questions? Or you can just use your internet browser and that mouse to the right of your computer to explore for yourself.

@Lunk: Nah. We all know Coleman needs his manager to fight geeky internet flame wars for him.

And I can't believe you'd rather hear Mark's no-name manager say this stuff as opposed to Coleman himself. And you said this shit-talking is a good way to build this fight. I'm also guessing you'd prefer it if the UFC creates their hype video packages with Tito and Mike DiSabato. That'd be so great.

I think talkin shit about someones family is a good way to start a fight, so for two people who have agreed to fight each other for money, its perfect.

I expect Tito to come back with somethin about Mark Colemans sweet, sweet daughter.

WOW NOW THAT IS A SHOT TO THE GUT LOL !!!!!! WHY TITO RUNS HIS MOUTH KNOWING THAT HE CAN BE SHUT DOWN ANY TIME WITH A SIMILIAR STATEMENT LIKE THIS ONE, IS MIND BOGGELING!!!!!

Tito's girl has as many miles on her as Coleman and Don Frye put together.

That's a good manager right there

Don't you guys see whats happening here? Tito is going to get in a war of words with another fighter more passed his prime then he is. He can probably parlay this into a multi-year, three fight, battle for the ages, with a TUF coaching stint mixed in against this aging legend. At the end of witch Tito is just as washed up as said legend but will go out of his career with three more wins under his belt. And if all works out correctly he can try this whole scheme again against possibly Frank Shamrock, or Don frye, or maybe a 70 year old Randy Couture. It's really all pretty smart if you really think about it.

When you are shacked up with a porn star, and you have kids with her...you should expect some punches being thrown your direction in a different kinda fight.

Personally, I would have mentioned herpes over swine flu...but this isn't Gray Manard we are talking about.

I suspected this was a semi-squash match setup to make Tito not look even more like a douche when he loses. I'd put money on him to win, but Coleman is a bulldog.

Also...first post ever. I'll be around quite a bit. This site has helped me pass the time to 5:00 quite a bit lately.

All is fair in love and war. Tito parades her around like some smoking hot trophy wife, when in reality she is not the Jenna Jameson from 1997. This version looks like I need a drink. I wouldn't fuck her with Bens dick and the other Ben pushing.

It took me a minute to figure it out...but I knew Tito reminded me of some other douche.

I now know:

Tito Ortiz is the Spencer Pratt of MMA.

Wow....what an ass. Why dog Jenna? He must be an idiot to think that Swine Flu is transferred by sex....maybe coleman should retire

Coleman's manager is bashing a legend also....of the porn industry.

I guess everyone is forgetting that the "legend" was the one who pulled out of the fight

I'm glad Mark didn't say the things that his manager did. Calling someone a sissy in jest (which he obviously is since everyone knows that no matter what, Coleman is far from a sissy) is a long way from someone getting personal about your wife. That's the kind of shit that gets someone a personal visit and some broken limbs in my book.

"You say that about my wife? I'm sorry sir, but I'm going to have to break your leg."

@Defender: I think you mean Spencer Pratt is the Tito Ortiz of...whatever it is he does.

Tito's been douching it up when Pratt was still in his diapers with the silver spoon in his mouth.

@Mike Milbury - Touche good sir!

Great writing Ben, that double sided dildo comment had me rolling!!!

Welcome aboard Defender.
You knew it would happen sooner or later. *still kind of funny though*

How are you going to get butthurt over Tito getting personal with a legend, and then make degrading comments about Jenna Jameson?

I mean, is she not a legend in her own right? Perhaps not as a fighter, but that girl did more for her industry (especially in taking it mainstream) than Coleman or Tito did for the fight game...

There were plenty of other things they could have gone to - Tito's enormous head, the fact that his name isn't actually Tito, his bizarre showboating about signing with other promotions, his amazing commentary skills and general poor command of the English language, the fact that Machida kicked his ass, the fact that Liddell kicked his ass, the fact the only ass he's kicked in the last few years was the wrinkly old one belonging to Ken Shamrock (who in turn could only kick the ass of a guy who died of a heart attack two months later)...

It would be one thing if Jenna had started her own shit talking about Coleman pulling out, since that would make her fair game. But to start bashing the mother of Ortiz's children for her past choice of career is pretty classless when her visibility in the sport only extends to her being at fights. I personally hope that Ortiz puts a beating on Coleman for cowardly allowing his manager to talk shit about another man's family when they haven't done anything to deserve it.

Coleman's "manager" seems a little high strung:

Coleman's manager's wife: Can you please clean out the garage this weekend?

Coleman's manger: The only thing I'm gonna clean out is your mother's ass. Because she's a whore. And...then I'll get swine flu...yeah...

Coleman's manager's wife: Seriously...clean the garage.

If you're the kind of person who is really sensitive about people making derogatory remarks about your wife, it might be in your better interests to avoid marrying a woman who has been at the forefront of the porn industry for over a decade.

Just sayin'.

I hope Tito doesn't try to play the chivalry card here. He'd be better off just shrugging this one off. He can do better than Coleman anyways... and Coleman's manager knows it... hence the trash talk.

Thats pretty low, I'd rain hate down on that dudes face if I was Tito or Jenna. Tito insulting Coleman is part of the game, if Colemans manager doesnt like people talking trash he should manage a pre-K class instead of a fighter.
Seriously though, thats just fucked up.

@Richard Fitzentite: No kidding. He's like Marcus Davis. Just a tad oversensitive over internet bullshit.

"If you're the kind of person who is really sensitive about people making derogatory remarks about your wife, it might be in your better interests to avoid marrying a woman who has been at the forefront of the porn industry for over a decade."

Funny how it's perfectly acceptable for a guy to both rub one out to Jenna with one hand and type shit about her choice of career with the other.

If Jenna wants to lay the smackdown on Coleman and his dickhead manager all she has to do is offer to compare checking account statements.

What a dummy. Everyone knows the true scourge of the porn industry is H69-N1, commonly known as "Taint Flu".

Tito's response: Coleman is a sissy for pulling out! Go ahead and look at your porn. You'll notice that all those guys were sissy's, too. I'm the only one that has never pulled out of Jenna.

Something tells me Tito's winning speech at the end of this fight involves about FIFTY bottles of COORS LIGHT (because Bud light still refuses to pay morons anything)...he'll need every ounce of alcohol he can get.

Coleman looks like a cancer victim. His manager is so up his used up ass that he has to get online and fire back at Tito? what a dumbass, he thinks he somehow embarrasses Tito by stating the obvious about what he married? As if Tito or Jenna wasn't aware of any of that shit. And then to admit he has her porno's at his house, dude you are one of the reasons she had a career, you supported it, now you wanna dog out what you whacked off to? Sounds like a jealous old man who can't get laid to me.
You KNOW you are dumbass when you attack Tito and Tito actually comes off looking good cause your attack was lame as fuck.
What the stupid manager SHOULD have said was "Coleman may have been forced to pull out of this fight due to injury but damn it someone shoulda forced Tito to pull out of Jenna and NOT procreate!"

Ortiz: "Coleman's a sissy, lol :)"
DiSabato: "You're wife's a dirty, disease-spreading whore and everybody knows it!"

Well i guess that makes them even. Right?

I think the only thing that will make them even at this point is when Tito does the grave-digger routine on Douche-abato... after putting him in an actual grave!

Tito is not the most sensitive or brightest of guys, but he does stand up for his family, and you gotta give props for that even if your wife has seen more wang than Chinatown. Getting mad at Tito for what he says is like getting mad at Phil Baroni for being a wereguido.

I still smell kayfabe on this. There hasn't been a lot of agita between Tito Ortiz and Mark Coleman before this recent nonsense, and we're gonna hear about how Tito said this, and DiSabato said that up until everyone wants to see at least a pint of blood on the octagon when they do fight.

I agree with UFC Fan. Now I must go punch myself in the sack.(JK dude, you aight) And welcome Defender! You are a gay, stupid, little fagboy who should die if you disagree with anyone in the slightest. Just getting it out of the way.

I have no problem with what Coleman's manager said. Ortiz started it and he should know how easy it is for someone to talk smack about him.

Sadly Jenna still isnt as big of a Pussy as Coleman is, especially after this Sissy ass move, Coleman of all people shouldnt have his manager talking shit for him. He's already reached Shamrock status as far as Im concerned, an this just cements it. Tito is a huge Douche but least he wasnt bringin family shit into the hype/trash talk. Cant believe UFC actually resigned other of the fucks tbh. Shoulda let him go fight Feodor some where for no money, woulda been sweet to se him get smashed beyond repair :/ Same for Coleman too...

God the UFC should just fire both of these useless fucks immediately. No desire to hear or read another thing about either one.

Jenna Jameson is to porn what Chuck Liddell is to MMA....years ago they were the face of the industry, but now they can't take a shot to save their lives.

The last paragraph of that post was so fucking hilarious. Good job, CP.

Yikes.

If you are a whoooer, you should not be offended to being labeled as such. What's Tito gonna say? She's not? He might as well, he tells us how he built MMA and how great he is. That's a FNG Lie. SO whats one more. plus, any douche who gets his face kicked in twice by a guy and then makes fun of that guy for being in coach is a fucking tool.