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Michael Bisping Accuses Chael Sonnen of Having One Testicle [VIDEO]


(Video via IronForgesIron)

During a guest spot on Inside MMA last night, Michael Bisping took his anti-Sonnen trash-talk to new, anatomical levels:

Let’s start with the obvious. One, he’s not the middleweight champion. He’s been beaten many, many times. He’s been submitted more times than I care to mention…the last time he lost a fight by submission, there was some issue involving performance enhancing drugs. Now, I don’t know what the deal is, you know, apparently he has one testicle. One testicle. This is why he uses performance enhancing drugs. I’m sorry…that’s not enough balls to fight me next week!

Okay, can we set the record straight? Chael Sonnen has two testicles, just like anybody else. It’s just that Sonnen’s testicles never developed properly, which is why he has to undergo hormone replacement therapy and wear special underwear. The question is: How much impact will Sonnen’s genitals have on his UFC on FOX 2 meeting with Bisping this Saturday?

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errandboy- January 26, 2012 at 2:47 am
Bossnasty YOU SUCK !!!
Mofo- January 25, 2012 at 8:35 pm
God. "Nut riding addiction". Your comment was almost enough to make me never want to read teh interwebs again.
Mofo- January 25, 2012 at 7:25 pm
Haha hey bossnasty go fuck yourself! Ya'idjit. Go back to UG. You make no sense. I love how when YOU have good things to say about a fighter it's not nut riding, but if anyone else does, it's nut riding. And throw in the requisite "how tastes his peepee" bullshit. CP is where people actually say original things. Your post was some by-the-numbers monkey grunting. Now get the fuck outta here again.
fatbellyfrank- January 25, 2012 at 2:20 pm
@gruge, please accept my humble apologies, it has been some time since I actually used to sing that one in the playground (removes rose coloured glasses, wipes tear from eye)
BossNasty- January 25, 2012 at 7:06 am
It's been a while since BossNasty has posted, but I see nothing has changed. CP is still a bunch of bitch asses who will ride the nuts of a scrub as fighter who cheated and still LOST, not by decision, but OUTRIGHT LOST, a fight to the best fighter to ever enter the octogon (that's not nut riding, look at the record). I thought that maybe a new breed of cp fans may be on the sight, ones whos opinions are based on a fighters skill not how much y'all want to suck his dick. I hope Sonnens one nut can produce enough skeet to feed you alls nut riding addiction.
errandboy- January 25, 2012 at 4:47 am
Chael has only got one ball...
Bisping's are very small
Rich Franklin's so very similer
BUT ANDERSON SILVA HAS NO BALL'S AT ALL !!!
gruge- January 25, 2012 at 3:11 am
@fatbellyfrank.

My dear Sir you have the lyrice quite wrong.

*enter name here - Has only got one ball.
The other is in the Albert Hall,
His mother, the dirty bugger,
Cut if off when he was small.
gruge- January 25, 2012 at 3:10 am
What did I fucking say a week ago?, I knew he would say something unpleasent and personal. Such a bad representative for my country. There is no way I want this prick as a representative as middle weight champ. Smash his face Sonnen!
fatbellyfrank- January 24, 2012 at 11:28 pm
If I could get a chorus from our UK correspondent's
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' Sonnen has only got one ball
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The uvver is at the Albert Hall
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His muvva, the dirty bugga
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Took the other when he was only small
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repeat to fade
Todd M- January 24, 2012 at 10:14 pm
'My bad, MoFo. Let’s just agree Chael’s a baller and leave it at that'. Game Over Folks.
Mofo- January 24, 2012 at 9:48 pm
Ya know who ELSE fights balls out? Cyborg. I know, that joke is some low hanging fruit.
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Ya know who ELSE has some low hanging fruit?
SnackDaddy- January 24, 2012 at 9:16 pm
@RwilsonR: lol

Anyway, i'm glad someone's finally taking the initiative in the trash talk department for this fight. Come on, Sonnen, aren't you gonna respond to that?

This is gonna be a great fight. If Bisping can survive the first round, i'm giving him the edge. He is a slow starter after all.
RwilsonR- January 24, 2012 at 8:56 pm
Chael Sonnen has one testicle. Michael Bisping has one pussy. I'm not sure I see Bisping's point.
KarmaAteMyCat- January 24, 2012 at 8:04 pm
@macreadysshack; Pretty much yeah. Thats what I was saying.
macreadysshack- January 24, 2012 at 7:41 pm
Karma?!? So what you're saying is that Bisping has a good sprawl and is a good fighter but Chael is going to whoop that ass and everybody here is all 'head in the clouds' for saying that Chael is going to whoop that ass? Did I get that right?
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Yeah, Bisping's a good fighter. Those other posters COULD have said that along with 'that ass gonna get whooped' but isn't just easier to say that Bisping is gonna have a very very bad night at the hands of the Sunmaid uni-balled bandit?
Fedor Penn- January 24, 2012 at 7:17 pm
I can't wait for Chael to fuck this pussy up. He can't jab and run for three rounds against Chael. This beatdown will be hilarious and will save bisping from the embarrassment of fighting Anderson. That fight would be a fucking massacre.
KarmaAteMyCat- January 24, 2012 at 6:36 pm
@Monkeyforce3000- At least Cagepotato Credits people when they post things even if they slip up a quote, I know a few websites who steal shit from the Potato Nation and don't credit them. Tit for tat...Tit for tat..
KarmaAteMyCat- January 24, 2012 at 6:34 pm
By no means to I advocate Bisping however people are discrediting his ability to sprawl and defend take downs only because they hate him. I know we're the Potato Nation so objectivity isn't our strongest Quality and his hands hit like pillows unless your asking the thirteen people he has knocked out. I'm just saying.. It's incredibly Likely Sonnen will take him down and beat him up but regardless of his antics Bisping is a great fighter.
monkeyforce3000- January 24, 2012 at 5:13 pm
Get your quotes right, CAGE POTATO!!!
He said, " That isn't enough 'BALL' to fight me next week."

Seriously, you guys are always mis-quoting.
Ricardo Guitardo- January 24, 2012 at 4:14 pm
Its ok Chael I have to wear specials underwears to. My mom says I have poopy problems.
Fried Taco- January 24, 2012 at 4:12 pm
I have just one word for Chael... Neuticles!!!
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He can thank me later.
ccman- January 24, 2012 at 3:50 pm
I'm loving that Sonnen hasn't really responded. He is selling the fight almost As well with silence. This could get interesting.
cheapshot- January 24, 2012 at 3:34 pm
you lot are a bunch of babies. this is for once good stuff from bisping. weigh-ins should be fun
HandsofGold- January 24, 2012 at 3:26 pm
Sooooo what Bisping is saying is that he would never get beat by a man with only one testicle I mean you might as well say you got beat by a woman. I would really hate to live the rest of my life knowing i got beat by a man with only one testicle. Pressure is on Mr Bisping...
Jackbequick- January 24, 2012 at 3:12 pm
Bisping has his head right were it belongs. In Chael's crotch. He's going to catch a severe beating for making fun of "John Kruk" Sonnen's grape nut. Run tell that, ya bloody wanker.
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