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MMA Photo Tribute: Clay Guida Getting Wasted

Perhaps more than any other UFC contender, Clay Guida knows how to party. Earlier today, TMZ posted the above photo of the Carpenter funneling a beer during a Spring Break party-hosting gig in Lake Havasu. Look, not every cage-fighter has to abide by a squeaky clean lifestyle — even when they have a big match coming up. In fact, photos of Clay Guida with a drink in his hand are about as common as photos of Fabricio Werdum with a creepy expression on his face. In case you need proof, here are 11 more examples…

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bobroode- September 14, 2011 at 8:25 am
The Carpenter is the most entertainining fighter in the game today. I love that he is a drinker.
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cunty chops- April 2, 2011 at 12:28 pm
Defo more like a carbon copy of aforementioned bruised pop-star having just been snapped after an altercation with the one million two hundred and forty eight thousand nine hundred and eleventh person who called him a cunt.
Oh yes!
cunty chops- April 2, 2011 at 12:13 pm
surely that isn't Gabe Gonzaga?
I'm in agreement with whoever said he looks more like Ricky Martin
cunty chops- April 2, 2011 at 12:09 pm
Pissing yourself, whether by accident or as a result of being somewhat mash-up creates, as I'm sure the majority of posters here are aware, a far larger spread of urine than we see on the groinal area of Mr Clay "Carpenter" Giuda in the aforementioned last picture of the above series of quite frankly, very entertaining and jovial photographic memories of a cage fighter taking some time to relax amongst his bitches.
Harry Nips- March 31, 2011 at 8:46 am
Later that night Machida snuck into Clay's trailer rung his jeans out into a glass and got piss drunk.
fingerssfv- March 31, 2011 at 2:35 am
Look at the bottom photo. I'd say it's time Guida lay off the booze, pissing in his pants like that.
Bootylam- March 30, 2011 at 4:59 pm
Fatbellyfrank knows of what he types as do I. Where the fuck is OBI? Kindred drinkers unite!
Waxedpants- March 30, 2011 at 3:37 pm
@turd
Lol -- good one buddy
d-vex- March 30, 2011 at 10:34 am
he is italian theres no way he cant drink
intercept440- March 30, 2011 at 8:04 am
@affliction shirt.. no dude im from nevada cleveland smells like shit
k-onda- March 30, 2011 at 6:40 am
@turd: I'm slow-clapping for effort, don't worry, everybody knows GSP is gay.
Turd Furgeson- March 29, 2011 at 9:45 pm
*They. Ef my life.
Turd Furgeson- March 29, 2011 at 9:44 pm
@waxedpants

If only the were female strippers..
fatbellyfrank- March 29, 2011 at 9:30 pm
No wonder he always burps during his fight, looks like he'd be a blast to party with, and he looks like he's adopted the "Go Ugly early" process, doesn't always guarantee you the prettiest girl, but pretty much guarantees gettin laid, or blown, whatever
Bomber Man- March 29, 2011 at 9:00 pm
So these are his pre-fight energy drinks.
Thomas Rogers- March 29, 2011 at 7:56 pm
Im just like this guy except im 260 pounds and get winded pretty fast
Waxedpants- March 29, 2011 at 5:49 pm
^^ I thought it was ben afflec
RwilsonR- March 29, 2011 at 5:42 pm
Is it just me, or does Gabe Gonzaga look like Ricky Martin in that last picture?
Waxedpants- March 29, 2011 at 5:27 pm
Is that a picture of Dana, Guida and the late great Greg Giraldo? Looks just like him if it isn't. That dude liked to party too. r.i.p. Greg.

@Turd St. Pierre is fucking famous in Montreal for having banged the hottest strippers in town and in case you weren't aware Montreal has the hottest strippers on the planet.
Incrediblydrunk- March 29, 2011 at 5:06 pm
I've Been a big fan of his for a while. And now i am wondering if somehow we are distantly related my dad was a Drunken caveman and my Moms used to tell me how much she liked men who were good with Wood..
CauliflowerBeer- March 29, 2011 at 4:51 pm
Clay just can't wait for his urine test; just can't wait to show'em!!
k-onda- March 29, 2011 at 2:50 pm
Jesus was a drinker too
k-onda- March 29, 2011 at 2:48 pm
2 seconds later that girl found out he lived in a trailer and ran off to wash her hands.
Clay Guida was so drunk BJ penn caught a buzz from drinking his blood.
Turd Furgeson- March 29, 2011 at 2:37 pm
I like how when Guida parties, he's surrounded by fine hoes, and not a bunch of dudes in a pool, like a certain Canadian WW champ I know of.
AndyInflammatory- March 29, 2011 at 2:21 pm
Evan Tanner loved to party.
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