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MMA Photo Tribute: Dana White’s Incredible T-Shirt Collection


(“Wait, you’re giving this to me for *free*? My goodness, I’ve stumbled onto the perfect crime!”)

Much like myself, Dana White pretty much lives in t-shirts. It’s his trademark, like Don King’s hair, or Mark Pavelich’s eyebrows. The difference is, DW usually gets paid to wear his t-shirts. Like I said last week, Dana’s torso is the best viral advertising platform on basic cable. So, in honor of our unhealthy fascination with this man, here are 24 noteworthy Dana-in-a-t-shirt photos, along with some brief analysis.



(Wearing a t-shirt that references a local sports team is one of the easiest ways to be liked by strangers. In the pro-wrestling world, they refer to this sort of thing as a “cheap pop.”)


(…or, you can just wear a shirt that references how dangerous a city is.)



(Often credited as a pioneer of mixed martial arts, Bruce Lee is a personal hero of Dana’s. Both of these shirts are available at brucelee.com)






(Dana often likes to remind us that he doesn’t listen to pussy-ass music; he likes the good stuff. But come on, we all have our guilty pleasures. DW’s gotta have at least one Bieber shirt hiding in the closet.)





(You can take the boy out of boxing, but you can’t take boxing out of the boy.)


(Dickhouse is the production company behind the Jackass series. At the time this photo was taken, the first trailer for ‘Jackass 3.5‘ had just come out; Jackass 3D would be released on DVD a month later.)


(I don’t know what the fuck this is.)



(There’s no bigger baller move than buying out a major MMA promotion and then struttin’ that ass in their t-shirt.)


(Dana shouts out the only late-night host brave enough to let Brock Lesnar anywhere near them.)





(DW could probably live comfortably just off the money he gets from t-shirt companies paying him to wear their stuff at weigh-ins.)


(And when the work day is over, and there’s nothing left to promote? Nothing beats a classic plain red.)

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irisyyy- May 12, 2011 at 7:55 pm
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ytrebil- May 12, 2011 at 11:42 am
TRX are straps which you can hang usually from the cable machines - it just lets you do things like suspended press-ups, rows and so on using your own bodyweight. I use them for rows to work mainly my back and they've really helped.
knucklesamitch- May 12, 2011 at 8:04 am
That "plain red" shirt clearly has "VA" on the right breast...making it an RVCA shirt. Get your shit together CP.
Dan The Viking- May 12, 2011 at 7:02 am
Tong Po seemed taller in Kickboxer.
philoebeddoe- May 12, 2011 at 5:38 am
That Tiger Muay thai shirt is badass....

Holy crap I wonder where I can get some "fashion shoes"
Biff Tannen- May 12, 2011 at 5:31 am
HA...he shaves his arms.
DARKHORSE06- May 12, 2011 at 12:21 am
@viva hate - I couldn't agree more. CP lets get a collection to get DW to wear your T-Shirt. And while your at it send me one!
J-Dog- May 11, 2011 at 10:05 pm
He was wearing a Pearl Jam shirt on tonight's episode of TUF
NorthSouthDudesOnly- May 11, 2011 at 9:02 pm
He wears CBGB shirts every other appearance and that place doesn't even exist anymore. He's not getting paid to wear all these things.
Someone must have been desperate for an article.
danomite- May 11, 2011 at 7:15 pm
@hugepenislarry
i'm surprised no one has recognized sean McCorkle yet. I mean, it was pre-growth spurt but thats definitely him
HugePenisLarry- May 11, 2011 at 6:44 pm
Seriously though, who the fuck is that with Dana in the first picture?
thebloc- May 11, 2011 at 6:33 pm
how about a "design Dana a t-shirt" photoshop contest....its been a while since last one..
danomite- May 11, 2011 at 5:42 pm
hey not sure if anybody mentioned this yet but in that pic with John Wayne Gacy I think there's something written on that "plain" red shirt.
Just A Wrestler- May 11, 2011 at 5:25 pm
My master Mario Yamasaki is the spokesperson for TRX in Brazil. It was probably a favor for Mario. Everyone at our academy comes up with little schemes to get in contact with fighters through Mario, but we never follow through.
macreadysshack- May 11, 2011 at 5:16 pm
Is it 'bodyweight' or is it 'bands' for fuck's sake?
halfbreed23- May 11, 2011 at 3:33 pm
A few of those look bootlegged.
Bill Clinton- May 11, 2011 at 3:26 pm
The TRX shirt is representing TRX bands that you can workout with. It's a training method that uses your body weight.
Dan The Viking- May 11, 2011 at 3:08 pm
no.
hooligun- May 11, 2011 at 2:33 pm
would be funny to see dana in a steven seagal t shirt, no?
Kimbos Bread- May 11, 2011 at 2:21 pm
It's not a red shirt.


It's a rainbow-colored shirt.
macreadysshack- May 11, 2011 at 2:16 pm
@Vera, look closely under DW's left hand. I can't believe BG didn't catch that. This site is just totally fucked, you guys.
bushfuzz- May 11, 2011 at 2:15 pm
not car keys its an RVCA shirt
intercept440- May 11, 2011 at 2:12 pm
ok ive thought and thought about it., but i cant figure it out....who is the ugly dyke with the mullet in the first pick?
Vera- May 11, 2011 at 2:12 pm
They are car keys in his hand?
Vera- May 11, 2011 at 2:11 pm
Its a red t-shirt with no print so IT IS A PLAIN T SHIRT?No?
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