Must-See: Fastest MMA Knockout Ever + the History of the UFC Lightweight Belt
(Fight starts at the 0:58 mark. Props to NelsaoCB)
As the above video proves, Chris Clements and Steve Ramirez do not hold the record for fastest knockout in MMA history. At a Japanese event called "The Outsider 2" held last July, Ryohei Masuda caught Takahiro Kuroishi rushing in and knocked him into the land of wind and ghosts in two seconds flat. (Doesn't that idiot know that the running start only works when Kid Yamamoto does it? Well, he does now.) Don't ask us to explain the in-ring brawl that comes directly afterwards, though if there are any Japanese speakers in the house who can translate the narrator, please enlighten us.
After the jump: If you have 17 minutes free, check out this amazing timeline of the UFC's lightweight title by our friend Koeikan. "Short People" FTW.
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LukeTheDuke Says:
RANDY NEWMAN! I LOVE THIS SONG!
Minowaman Says:
Outsiders is all Bikers , Yakuza ,thugs etc
its like every single fight they rush the ring . I suppose when one of their members gets knocked out like a silly bitch in 2 seconds , its mandatory to run into the ring and assault who ever is in there.
BackbaconBilly Says:
Youtube HD or Vimeo should be the new standard for fight uploads, makes watchin the vids 10x better than regular youtube. That was a well put together vid on the lightweights, nice job Koeikan.
MirJitsu1 Says:
Good video, I hate BJ Penn... I really hope someone takes that belt soon...
spikeacosta Says:
great video koeikan! cant wait for future productions!
Dante Says:
Good video ruined by lame text and annoying, dated music.
Squirrelnuts Says:
Kenny Florian has to be one of the ugliest people in professional sport.
parchy mcthirst Says:
masuda was probably supposed to take a dive, and the yakuza got pissed as hell cuz he didnt
BuckWild Says:
I love that video!
Koeikan Says:
Dante: I wanted it to be informative for noobs. The music is either the fighter's entrance song or the most appropriately themed song for open title fights ("Going Down" for Sherk vs. Florian and "Blood is Pumping" for Penn vs. Stevenson...and "Short People" for the others). Open to suggestions...
Thatsozay Says:
"if you have 17 minutes free" haha that's funny! It's pretty obvious most people on here have PLENTY of free minutes.
NECROPHYTE Says:
Grreat vid
Please just use better music next time.
ccarter Says:
hmmm that KO in 2 seconds was pretty sweet. It looked like that guy was just a huge retard though running in like that.
I'd have to say Kid yamamoto's was cooler, he didn't just throw a blind looping punch at a moving targert.
My favorite quick KO was Jose Aldo over Cub Swanson though, Cub Swanson is a damn good fighter, and he's been around for a while and Jose just ran up and did a DOUBLE flying knee.... Wicked awesome.
scumbag Says:
i think that heath herring has fastest ko*(with an asterik of course) He knocked that dude flat in the prefight for kissing him. That was the fastest and the funniest
greenseed Says:
Koeikan: wicked vid man but i have to at least partially agree with dante.. i think it does need some new music. a few songs were ok. namely short people hehe. might i recommend some tool, offspring, rage against the machine etc. Also with the text.... if you still did that but in the middle of each 'paragraph' have 3 smaller clips of that fighter/each fighters highlights.
to clarify that last idea..
text here: bj penn lalala nbmvc nmvcb nmbvbnmvc bnmvcnmbv cnmg bnbv gbhnj bhj bcvn drrt
| clip | clip | clip |
text here: jenz pulvy nbmvc nmvcb nmbvbnmvc bnmvcnmbv cnmg bnbv gbhnj bhj bcvn drrt
or even a picture or 2 and 1 clip..
dunno how hard that would be.. just my 2 cents
reddog Says:
greenseed = hellen keller on the internet
scumbag Says:
Good video . I love the end of the penn sherk fight.
Bovice Says:
That chink got KTFO real quick.
NECROPHYTE Says:
lmao @ greenseed = hellen keller on the internet
BackbaconBilly Says:
@ Dante "Good video ruined by lame text and annoying, dated music"
Good comment ruined by the use of the words LAME, ANNOYING & DATED!
p.s ...when & where was the last thing you offered up to the members of C.P to enjoy??? Yea, thought so!
richorama Says:
lol @ Bovice. "chink". i havent heard that in years! go and pick up the new, updated Redneck Dictionary! you fucking cool guy, you.
And fuck the fu... Says:
yea Bovice I think the politically correct term nowadays is 9-iron or Gook atleast in my neck of the woods these 2 will safice!
Payday Says:
Great video, I enjoyed it. Music was appropriate and refreshing, not your typical douchey Rage, Offspring, Tool, etc., etc. You know, the shit guys in Affliction shirts listen to.
ScrambledEggs Says:
Was that Rachelle Leah blowing that guy in the bottom right hand corner?
scumbag Says:
9 iron??????
And fuck the fu... Says:
yea you never heard 9-iron or fishhead, fishhead is always allowed too
mikeym7 Says:
I bet he did, but what would be even better is to see your sorry racist ass get knocked out even quicker.
Racist piece of shit.
And fuck the fu... Says:
lmao stfu you chump you dont think ive never heard a white boy joke before go suck a bag of dicks! it is meant in complete humor quit taking shit so seriously or just go kill yourself you loser!
BobbyBoulders Says:
Best part of that vid: "BJ challenged GSP, but got smashed"
Sure did.
KrmtDfrog Says:
It's pretty telling that Sherk walked through Florian's and Franca's knees before he got busted for 'roids and got creamed by one from Penn afterwards.
Craigger12 Says:
I don't think I follow. Are you saying that roids somehow stopped him from getting hurt as badly when taking knees to the face?
J Akuma Says:
@ Craigger12
Yes.
Ok, seriously, no.
@ Dante
Annoying, dated music? Entrance themes from the time of the fight makes it appropriate, not dated. Maybe you should complain about the dated fight footage, too. I mean, that stuff is OLD.
Great vid, and solid music choices.
TheHuytonHandGrenade Says:
Good Video Good Music Fuck Yall Penn will deal wid Sanchez
kupo Says:
hahahahahaha fucking Goldberg...
"Kenny has always wanted to be a samurai............and he is."
lol
redblock Says:
That was a fantastic timeline video. Thanks for sharing it.
This site is full of little whiny bitches. The music is your hang up Really.
Barc Says:
I still put my vote in for Heath Herring with his knockout of Yoshihiro Nakao at 0:00 of round 1.
schnetzler Says:
translation of first video...apparently Kuroishi's team did the same thing the last time he lost. the narrator talks about the strong connection his team has with each other, and they will defend/retaliate when one of their fighters is beat up (like yakuza)
phaderlanx Says:
@ Koeikan
Anyway to rehost in HQ? Id really like to check it out... but "it no longer exists" .. I know thats a lie vimeo.