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Must-See: Rampage Jackson’s Rap Music Debut in Tokyo [VIDEO]

A million arigatos to our friends at TerezOwens for sending us actual footage of the rap concert that Quinton Jackson did in Tokyo immediately following his loss to Ryan Bader at UFC 144. We can’t tell if this clip is an excerpt from Rampage’s new “doggy style” tribute, but either way, the lyrics are $kala-caliber. FYI, the performance went down at a club called Vanity in Tokyo’s Roppongi district. (As in, “vanity project.” As in, “My God this vanity project.”) Allow us to half-assedly transcribe:

Rampage:
Get on sowaggichain
Get down with Rampage
We party like we paid
Move! Yo ass, like you wanna get laid
Now shake it, *you* shake it
I wanna see that ass butt-naked

Rampage’s Asian hype-man:
Yo, whassup?
Everybody get down on the floor wuhsay
HALT! Sup?
New York
[Ed. note: You're in Tokyo, idiot.]

The video was uploaded to the YouTube account ShuHirata1968; Hirata is like the Ed Soares of Japan, and he always seems to have his video camera with him. For example, here’s another recent clip from Shu’s account that made us even more uncomfortable than Rampage’s rap show…

That’s UFC “babysitter to the stars” Burt Watson, by the way. As the video description puts it, “Burt Watson and we went out to the hostess bar in Roppongi!! :)

So yeah, Burt slammed that chick afterwards.

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Australian Mantis- March 14, 2012 at 4:51 am
Rampage and Flo ridah are twins in not sounding good, Rampage should slam him and take the mike.
intercept440- March 13, 2012 at 9:03 am
What is a sowiggichain???
2Dogs- March 13, 2012 at 5:08 am
who gives a fuck , I am glad hes havin fun....I love thisguy!
boober- March 12, 2012 at 3:05 pm
This was the straw that broke the camels back for me, I no longer like Rampage and hope to see him lose from here on out.
theothermatthughs- March 12, 2012 at 3:04 pm
The only thing missing is a middle age ballheaded dw in the back bobbin and weaven from the waist up of course. That is when you know you made it
blackboxmma- March 12, 2012 at 2:08 pm
Slap your elbow Page
veertype- March 12, 2012 at 1:15 pm
Wow! That was complete garbage. Hands down the most embarrassing video of a professional MMA athlete ever. The only thing even close was that last time Rampage went nuts after a loss.
El Guapo- March 12, 2012 at 12:34 pm
Not quite as shitty as Arianny's "singing", but 'tis shit nonetheless. Don't quit your day job, Rampage. What, too soon?
coolsnow7- March 12, 2012 at 12:13 pm
Rampage, I'm a fan, but you are NOT Roy Jones. Stop embarrassing yourself!
Shaky- March 12, 2012 at 11:35 am
Those maid cafes are soooo weird. You don't have sex with the girls (not that I had any intention of doing so), but they act subservient and real cutesy (yuh, Japan..so obvi). There was one where girls act like your little sister and cry when you leave and have temper tantrums and another (didn't visit, heard about) where guys lay there heads down and get their ears cleaned....weird
The12ozCurls- March 12, 2012 at 11:32 am
Rampage raps like a wigger.
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