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NSAC Confirms That Alistair Overeem Had the Testosterone of 14 Men


(Overeem, pictured next to a normal-sized human being for comparison.)

File this under “HOLY F*CKING SH*T.”

Nevada State Athletic Commission executive director Keith Kizer has confirmed to CagePotato.com that Alistair Overeem‘s testosterone/epitestosterone ratio registered at 14:1 in his recent failed drug test. Assuming you’re not an expert endocrinologist, we’ll let MMAFighting.com put that number into perspective:

The average male produces a T/E ratio around 1:1. The World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA) uses a 4:1 standard for positive tests, and NSAC uses 6:1 as its cutoff, a number used by WADA up until 2006…Overeem’s number is slightly lower than that of Chael Sonnen when he was caught with an elevated level in 2010. Sonnen, who lost to Anderson Silva the day after the test was taken, produced a sample with a 16.9:1 ratio.

While Sonnen quickly threw his own testicles under the bus to hatch up a hypogonadism/TRT defense, a similar excuse from Overeem would seem laughable. [Ed. note: Maybe that's not fair to say at this point, but just look at the son-of-a-bitch.] As FightOpinion’s Zach Arnold pointed out yesterday, the NSAC’s current 6:1 threshold is already generous to prospective drug cheats — which underscores Overeem’s T/E result as a massive miscalculation of…whatever it was he was trying to do.

We’ll keep you posted as new details emerge. Right now, Frank Mir appears to be the front-runner to replace Overeem in UFC 146‘s headlining fight against Junior Dos Santos, although there’s some grass-roots support for Mark Hunt getting the shot. Nothing has been confirmed by the UFC yet.

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DiazBrotherFromAnotherMother- April 9, 2012 at 6:10 pm
or perhaps a weight division devoted to steroids.... Uberweight
DiazBrotherFromAnotherMother- April 9, 2012 at 6:08 pm
cant they all just do steroids and we can watch a bunch of mega-ubereems destroy eachother with testosterone hammerfists?? duhhhhh
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Neilf27- April 6, 2012 at 1:12 pm
"The testosterone of 14 men" and the brain the size of a pea! Alistair, what the f$#k were you thinking? "I lift things up and I put them down" OY...
dreamtime- April 6, 2012 at 10:56 am
He's a cheater. Nothing else said.
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Booosted- April 5, 2012 at 10:37 pm
what i don't get is, the allowance of a 6:1 ratio by the NSAC....

according to the details, a person can still juice a little bit? lol normal is 1:1 and allowable is 6:1???

So guys could juice a bit and have a more than normal ratio and still be considered clean?
Booosted- April 6, 2012 at 9:13 am
lol, i stand corrected with today's article. but it does shed light on the cycling off.
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boober- April 5, 2012 at 4:21 pm
What really sucks is the fact that Brock retired, if the playing feild had have been even, things might have panned out diferently.
jonathon78- April 6, 2012 at 12:09 pm
No Brock still would have lost he is a shit can he is back in wwe where he belongs and he looks like shit.
Todd M- April 5, 2012 at 7:25 pm
Yeah because we all know Brock never took steroids.
parchy mcthirst- April 5, 2012 at 5:05 pm
No, it wouldn't have. Overeem still would have raped Lesnar.
RyanSarr- April 5, 2012 at 4:18 pm
I don't see why Dana is so pissed at Overeem. Why did you take his word for it Dana that he would pass tests?? Test him yourself Dana, be proactive. If you are proactive and test yourself then you don't have to react to your main event falling apart and the NSAC doing what the UFC should be doing all along. DRUG TEST YOUR OWN FIGHTERS!
jizzninja- April 5, 2012 at 3:49 pm
fuckin horsemeat
Booosted- April 5, 2012 at 2:18 pm
lol Overeem's only logical reason is to:

Confirm that he was juicing for preventive purposes.
He saw how an MMA fighter can destroy sports Cups. (ie: Cheick Kongo)...
Small balls ----> reduced target size.
NazoX9- April 5, 2012 at 1:55 pm
I think it's obvious what really happened here Reem has never taken steroids in his life, and his physique is 100% natural horse meat. He was afraid that people would see Bas was right, and JDS would expose his glass jaw. He paid off the commission to do the "surprise" drug test so he could get busted, fired from the UFC, and go back to crushing nobodies in Japan after he saw how well it was working out for Fedor.
ghostboner- April 5, 2012 at 1:23 pm
In other news, Todd Duffee was seen wringing his hands and mumbling to himself "exxxcellent..."
Kid Clam Curtains- April 5, 2012 at 1:21 pm
Imagine if the reem hadn't had any pussy for a couple weeks that juiced up. You could stick a fleshlight in the ground and he could fuck you an oil well in a couple hours.
shitbag- April 5, 2012 at 1:17 pm
That's funny, I got enough cock for 14 women!
Kid Clam Curtains- April 5, 2012 at 1:17 pm
Kind of funny that Chael was looking for a TRT exemption when his test levels were technically 17 times that of an average man. Apparently if you have low testosterone you can get a green light to just put a grizzly bear's ball bag in a turkey baster and inject it directly into your jugular.
ghostboner- April 5, 2012 at 1:15 pm
If Dana would have followed my advice and personally inspected his gonads before signing him to the UFC none of this would have ever happened.
jonathon78- April 6, 2012 at 12:11 pm
Well most guys do not want to checkout other guys nuts if thats you thing cool but most are not cool with it.
Viva Hate- April 5, 2012 at 12:27 pm
Anyone know how much horsepower that much testosterone could produce?
The12ozCurls- April 5, 2012 at 12:34 pm
I don't know about horespower but apparently the NSAC knew something was afoot with Reem's sample just by visually inspecting it. Evidently his urine sample looked like motor oil and bubbled like it was mixed with dry ice. So you could probably use it as a high octane fuel for a red convertable Mazda Miata.
The12ozCurls- April 5, 2012 at 12:22 pm
I bet Reem's balls look like a couple kernels of Captain Crunch.
amsterdamheavy- April 5, 2012 at 12:47 pm
Not if hes using HCG to keep then running while hes on cycle. HCG keeps the HPTA running, which keeps the balls from shrinking up like peas.
The12ozCurls- April 5, 2012 at 1:25 pm
And knowing is half the battle.
Fried Taco- April 5, 2012 at 12:17 pm
That's one for each inch!
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