Phil Baroni = The Truth
(Still the best eva. Props: Genghis Con)
From a recent NerdSociety.com interview with the New York Bad Ass:
NS: If you could fight any celebrity, past or present, who would it be and why?
PB: I don’t fucking know, I don’t give a shit.
PB: I don’t fucking know, I don’t give a shit.
NS: Besides pork fried rice, what else do you like to eat?
PB: Pussy.
PB: Pussy.
NS: Are you still training with Hammer House? If so, are you going to corner Mark Coleman again in UFC 100?
PB: If he asks me to corner him, I will. He always corners me when I ask him to. We never train together, none of us Hammer House guys. The Hammer House is Coleman’s porch. It has a punching bag on it. I’ve never been to Coleman’s house. I think Randleman stole his punching bag by the way. So there isn’t much of a reason for me to go.
PB: If he asks me to corner him, I will. He always corners me when I ask him to. We never train together, none of us Hammer House guys. The Hammer House is Coleman’s porch. It has a punching bag on it. I’ve never been to Coleman’s house. I think Randleman stole his punching bag by the way. So there isn’t much of a reason for me to go.
NS: Are you a nerd at heart, like play video games or read comics?
PB: Fuck no. I hate that shit with a passion. I think it’s gay as fuck and a waste of time.
PB: Fuck no. I hate that shit with a passion. I think it’s gay as fuck and a waste of time.
NS: Do you have any advice for the nerds on how to get girls?
PB: Do steroids, lift heavy weights, get contacts, go tanning. And stop playing all those gay fucking video games. You can’t get pussy in front of a TV playing games with your geeky friends. Go out to night clubs and bars, hit the beach. If you got money, floss. Whatever you do, don’t be yourself.
PB: Do steroids, lift heavy weights, get contacts, go tanning. And stop playing all those gay fucking video games. You can’t get pussy in front of a TV playing games with your geeky friends. Go out to night clubs and bars, hit the beach. If you got money, floss. Whatever you do, don’t be yourself.
Hear that, nerds? Be more like this guy. You can read the rest of this illuminating interview here. Baroni takes on Joe Riggs at Strikeforce: Lawler vs. Shields on June 6th.
Tags: Hammer House, Interview, Joe Riggs, MMA, nerds, Phil Baroni, pussy, Strikeforce
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Anonymous Says:
epic
Anonymous Says:
awesome... gotta do steroids on the reg to eat pussy
agentsmith Says:
"If you got money, floss."
Dental hygiene is expensive in New York.
the_millz Says:
I do not like Baroni but that interview might be the best one I have ever seen from anyone.... Love it... Pussy.... ha ha ha.... Video games are for fags..... Rock on Phil
My Fight Wiffa Cheeto Says:
@ agentsmith...
I assume you're being faceitous but to a man like Baroni, floss means to wear gaudy, flashy jewelry.
Seriously though, I can't wait for OBI to hit this up. He loves Phil. Not to mention this was the best interview EVVVVAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Fucking hilarious.
"The Hammer House is Coleman’s porch. It has a punching bag on it. I’ve never been to Coleman’s house. I think Randleman stole his punching bag by the way. So there isn’t much of a reason for me to go."
I almost sharted when I read that.
perdew Says:
so apparently there is something wrong with staying in and playing video games with my friends. apparently phil doesn't know that guys give great head too and their is nothing like getting some dome while playing wario ware
dabix Says:
video games are gay as fuck ?
You mean more than being a G string male model ?
looks to me Phil Baroni is one of the numerous NY ass lover. Still, he's the best eva
My Fight Wiffa Cheeto Says:
HAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAAA!!! If you read the whole interview he basically sucks Dana White's dick.
NinJay Says:
I'm gonna go read the entire thing now because I'm always interested in a Dana White BJ.
Seriously though, I read this at work.....I had to put my hand over my mouth to hide the giggles and smile. Freaking hilarious. So epic.
Check out mmaforreal.com - another great MMA blog Says:
Wait, this was a real interview? What a homo. That (this guy) link is epic! lmao!
mayhem420 Says:
@My Fight Wiffa Cheeto -
Yea man OBI will love this!!! lol
Although he sounds just like someone who posts in the comments all the time....
hmm..... who could it be? Anyone care to guess?
Check out mmaforreal.com - another great MMA blog Says:
PB needs to go to the WWE, seriously.
portland mma Says:
These comments are fucking ridiculous even for baroni
Anonymous Says:
Baroni is a perfect 8 and 0 against fighters with losing records. He's 5 and 10 against fighters with winning records. He hasn't beat a fighter with a winning record in over 3 years.
Kevin Marshall Says:
He was probably just trying to goad the interviewer into a physical confrontation so he can finally get a W.
War Machine Says:
Fuck a Phil Baroni, jp buddy. Love you.
Punch Says:
Phil Baroni is a bitch and will never be able to carry any decent fighters jock
Anonymous Says:
phil baroni = joke
Check out mmaforreal.com - another great MMA blog Says:
Just ordered my steroids, Phil! I'll be banging sluts in no time!
Old, Bald and Irish Says:
@ mayhem420
Are you talking about TUF Guy? I thought we determined who he was...and it wasn't Phil.
@ My Fight Wiffa Cheeto
Yeah, I loved this.
First off, Genghis Con is the freakin' man. His vids rock.
Second, does Baroni have a vicious right hook or what?!
Third, and this really annoys me, it's not "The Best Eva!". "Eva" is a chicks name pronounced "Ee-vah". It should be "The Best Evah!", pronounced "Eh-vahh". See, ya gotta get that breathy retarded "AH" at the end for the true awful New York accent. So know ya know. Let's all spell it right from now on, OK?
Fourth, I really hope that Phil beats Joe Riggs into the grave.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go throw away my Xbox, burn my comic books and floss my teeth.
....does a 24 oz pounder of Bud Ice count as 'heavy weights'?
Old, Bald and Irish Says:
Oh man....I just followed the link for the rest of the interview and this vid of baroni and his car is just classic:
www. youtube.com/watch?v=yPwFIcdC2oo&feature=player_embedded
"Ya know, because I AM a ROCKSTAR."
Ya gotta love the NYBA!
derp_crew Says:
he rules
Anonymous Says:
I'd like to put a bullet in this motherfuckers skull
Anonymous Says:
I'd like to put a bullet in the skull of every internet nerd that overuses the word epic. "Did you see the dump that dog just took? Epic! Oh did you see that guy just drop his cell phone!? Epic fail!! lolz lolz roflcopter" FUCKING DIE
Anonymous Says:
Some of you guys sound like you play WoW! LOL
Anonymous Says:
Riggs vs. Baroni - an epic battle of choke artists
Dojima Says:
words of wisdom: "Dont be yourself"
makes me wonder if Baroni secretly wishes he were a figure skater, wearing pretty sequined unitards and flamboyantly skating around. he seems to have some repressed emotions with all his hate of reading and video games.
Anonymous Says:
Okay, kinda douche-y, but still extremely funny. I like video games and I still laughed my ass off. I also like it when interviewees tell the interviewer that their question is pretty much retarded.
Anonymous Says:
NYBA 4 EVAHHHHHHHHH
Anonymous Says:
The reason he is all butt hurt about video games is because he found out that one of the cheerleaders that comes out on Madden 09 that he always jacks off too is really a fake computer animation... therefore, he hates video games because of the illusions they creat which he finds difficult to distinguish... este vato
Anonymous Says:
"If you got money, floss"
I'll have you know sir, that I put dental hygiene near the top of my list of personal responsiblities whether I have adequate financial resources or not.
Cut from the interview was another tip Philip takes to heart "If you're a fighter that has any kind of skill, and people take you at all seriously, don't act like a meathead douchebag."
Blackleg Says:
Well... if anyone knows gay, it's Phil Baroni. Shine on you crazy diamond. BRB, Gonna go load up Gears of War 2 and practice gnawing on my own hog.
bold Says:
the only pussy phil baroni got is when pussy had him
Anonymous Says:
Baroni might be the biggest douche bag on the face of the planet. Keep doing steroids and being bad Baroni, its what you are good at.
mike` Says:
he means floss as in the show-offy kinda way, not the dental flass way you retards.
and phil is the best evah!!!!!
Old, Bald and Irish Says:
Well spelled, Mike.
Good to see SOMEONE around here is paying attention....
Anonymous Says:
lol, retire already.
fedor a million ankles Says:
Baroni is 99% about right about getting girls, and I'm the other 1%.
It's all about looks, and if you're good looking enough a girl won't care if you play magic the gathering and guitar hero. I will say that if I wasn't 6'4'', had blue eyes, and thinned out considerably since highschool, I'd never get any pussy either.
mike` Says:
haha Old Bald and Irish, i look retarded there.
Tiz Says:
Phil Baroni is my Hero~!
Knee deep in pussy and still running his mouth!
May the 'Diesel' RIP after Baroni retires his ass!
BEST EVER!!!
DeuceOnYoFoHead Says:
hahahaha phil baroni and his hurting ass buick. Wow that thing is a peice of shit. Keep repping those sterioids and tanning phil. Lets just hope your car doesnt break down.
Sammich Says:
Once again phil baroni is going for the biggest douchebag in the world crown this year... someone should really tell him he has it wrapped up for life.
Clyde Says:
Anybody in the world? You hear that Dana? Get Anderson booked in for UFC 98 on the undercard and see if he can turly be called the best pound for pound evah.
At least Baroni's unlikely to try to take it to the ground, he'd loose badly if he did and he'll go after Anderson on the feet, gas quickly and then maybe Silva will actually make an effort like he used to. Cause if he doesn't finish Baroni, he can just fuck right off.
BM2 Says:
...did Baroni just tell me to go do roids? <.<
Anonymous Says:
Floss...as in wearing nice clothes....designer like.
Frank Mur Says:
Phil needs a ride to the event, Hey Sammich can you get that, I'll be playing Gears of War. Besides I'd REALLY feel gay with that Douchbag in my car!
I'm hoping Diesel chokes the shit outta him!
Tiz Says:
Are they going to put warning signs on video game consoles now?
WARNING: Playing Video Games On This Console Can Result In Giving
Head To Other Men!
Maybe Baroni is just trying to help save the American public from becoming the most lazy, obese, country in the world. All I know is this. If your a gamer and offended by his comments... you truly are a homo! Get off the couch and live a little you lazy bastards!
Payday Says:
Looks like CP fucked the title of the article up. It should read "Phil Baroni = The Tool"
pdx_boxer Says:
this guy is a fucking idiot what a goober fuck eatin pussy that aint where its at
kieran Says:
Possibly the best interview in the history of words.