MMA Fighter Challenges People to Punch Him in the Face, Everyone Fails

Photo of the Day: Roy Nelson By Way of Marvin Eastman


(The shirt says it all.) 

Roy Nelson’s UFC 143 scrap with Fabricio Werdum was truly an exercise in futility for “Big Country,” because it more or less showcased what we already knew about him (the man can take a beating like no other), while at the same time reinforcing the idea that Nelson has damn near refused to evolve as a MMA fighter. Yes, he has recently shown a commitment to slimming down and yes, not many of us expected him to try and submit Werdum on Saturday, but if Roy doesn’t start switching up his striking routine (aka looking for anything but a big overhand right), he can expect several more axe wounds like the one above in his future.

We love you Roy, but it might be time to depart from The Country Club for a while, because you can only change the tee box and hole locations for so long until you just get sick of playing the same course over and over again.

Speaking of axe wounds, join us below for a brief look back at some of MMA’s nastiest cuts…

The “Goat Vagina” – Marvin Eastman

The “Nighbrow” – Martin Kampmann

The “Mind’s Eye” – Miguel Torres

The “Muscle Shark Bite” – Evan Dunham

The “Strawberry Jam” – Joey Diehl

The “Abyss” – Abe Wagner

The “I Wish This Was Just a Dream” – Diego Sanchez

Enjoy your lunch, Potato Nation.

-J. Jones

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hhhkk- February 7, 2012 at 4:52 pm
http://tinyurl.com/can5hdg
Me likey- February 7, 2012 at 5:12 am
sanchez cut not diaz
Me likey- February 7, 2012 at 5:11 am
kinda strange that all of those but the diaz cut is on the right side of the fighters faces. torres is more in the middle but still. i would think that most cuts would be over the left eye seeing that most fighters are right handed.
warchief65- February 6, 2012 at 10:17 pm
The coach says " give him a left , and another left , and still another left , and another left ......... you're now asking for a right aren't you ? "
bootystar- February 6, 2012 at 12:11 pm
took some punisgunt-------------captcha tunica eachivol
Kid Clam Curtains- February 6, 2012 at 11:53 am
When did this turn into a menstrual porn site?
The12ozCurls- February 6, 2012 at 11:01 am
Don't do it Taco - I already feel like I am gonna puke.
XENOPHON- February 6, 2012 at 11:01 am
@jfjjfjff - I's so sorry JiffSliff did I say something that upset the closet WWE fan in you?
Fried Taco- February 6, 2012 at 10:54 am
You think those are nasty, you should see what Paul Harris does to legs!
The12ozCurls- February 6, 2012 at 10:51 am
I am so hungover that my head feels like all of these wounds combined right now.
jfjjfjff- February 6, 2012 at 10:47 am
everything xenophon writes is irritating.
XENOPHON- February 6, 2012 at 10:21 am
I am going to now sign the petition to ban MMA. Compared to a good wholesome war, its just too brutal. Maybe they should allow some chairs to used during MMA matches to make them safer, like in WWE..........
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ELn8C14hm5k/TeVseqcm8PI/AAAAAAAAA1A/fokXgKYCgVs/s1600/5000120044_bf0db2d9ff_b.jpg
T Rex- February 6, 2012 at 9:54 am
I forgot Roy Nelson was in Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil.
Morningwood- February 6, 2012 at 9:48 am
humm diddle diddle, 3 fingers in the middle!
Buster Hyman- February 6, 2012 at 9:46 am
sweet vagina on your forehead bro!
WhiteBoyFrank- February 6, 2012 at 9:40 am
I feel like I can see Torres' thoughts
Prometheus- February 6, 2012 at 9:37 am
This is 100% awesome.
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