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Poll: Brock Lesnar vs. Fedor Emelianenko…Would You Like to See It?

(Five minutes later, Lesnar whipped up a fabulous vulture shit salad and the two feasted for days. Photo props go to the UG.)

Here’s what you need to know: a UGer by the screenname hmb recently reached out to UFC President Dana White and asked whether or not The Baldfather thought he could sign Brock Lesnar vs. Fedor Emelianenko in the near future. Improbable, we know. But being a man of the people, DW actually responded to the anonymous question with a question of his own:

Is this the fight u guys want to see? Post a thread asking if people want to see this fight.

Although the likelihood of this pairing ever coming to fruition is beyond implausible, the response was an overwhelming “yes.” And since the popular subject on CP today seems to be fantasy matchups and whether or not we’d actually want to see them, why not partake in a little more needless speculation?

We’ve added a poll after the jump to gauge your level of excitement for this potential match. Vote if you’d like to, and feel free to argue over who would win and how in the comments section. Seriously, we love it when you argue.

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  1. Mood Says:

    Wed, 08/29/12 - 03:03

    Brock via Kimura right?
  2. algiersheadkick504 Says:

    Wed, 08/29/12 - 03:40

    i would like to see it but zuffa zombies would just say Fesor crushed another can ufc washout...lesner would be break dancong for us again
  3. RSparrow Says:

    Wed, 08/29/12 - 03:40

    Save the embarrasment Brock, you aren't a real fighter.
  4. leo.herbie Says:

    Wed, 08/29/12 - 03:49

    Mark Kerr vs Don Frye. Come on Dana you can do it.
  5. jizzninja Says:

    Wed, 08/29/12 - 04:57

    This is a lot of topic but have you guys ever noticed eddie bravo looks like a Mogwai?
  6. RearNakedSpoon Says:

    Wed, 08/29/12 - 05:06

    At a time when both their hype trains where still on the tracks and many people wanted both to lose it was "HELL YEAH!!" Now it's more of a "I guess so yea...!!?" It would be interesting but not earth shattering.
  7. Mr_Misanthropy Says:

    Wed, 08/29/12 - 05:12

    I'm usually down to watch anybody fight anybody. Anywhere, anytime.
  8. Grandmas Nutmeg Says:

    Wed, 08/29/12 - 05:44

    Brock Lesnar vs. Fedor for the UFC Heavyweight-Hardcore Title. Falls count anywhere, no DQ's. Lesnar couldn't handle the M1 Global interference even with DX at his back.
  9. EJayy Says:

    Wed, 08/29/12 - 06:50

    I would love to see this fight. It is also the only fight I want to see of both guys.
  10. MonsterMaulingAss Says:

    Wed, 08/29/12 - 07:42

    This fight could mean a comback story and hype re-birth for either man. But it is so unlikely, we're talking a fantasy within a fantasy here.
  11. crappiefloper Says:

    Wed, 08/29/12 - 08:08

    I would watch this for the sole purpose of maybe, just maybe, Fedor beats the rest of that steroid injected retards colon out. Put him in a colostomy bag for good Fedor! Do it for us!
  12. dranokills Says:

    Wed, 08/29/12 - 09:22

    seriously, have we not seen enough fake fighters pretend they are tough? well ok as long as its a steel catch ladder match, and Mick Foley can be the special referee. the intro for both of em MUST be Hed Pe -suck it up
  13. warchief65 Says:

    Wed, 08/29/12 - 10:28

    Brock ?!? Come on !! And DW ? When did Dave Waltrip join UFC ? See what happens when you don't give a crap about UFC ? NOTHIN' ! Absolutely NOTHIN' !
  14. halfbreed23 Says:

    Thu, 08/30/12 - 04:19

    Dana White is all about the Benjamins. He would sign this fight in a second for the cash/ratings. Brock and Fedor would likely both sign a one-off fight for 6 figures and a PPV cut. Pro-Wrestling trailer park fans would skip a child support payment to watch Brock and MMA expert/Smug PRIDE FC enthusiasts would have to watch as the outcome would decide whether they committed suicide or not.
  15. halfbreed23 Says:

    Thu, 08/30/12 - 05:22

    I would prefer to avoid any earth shattering fight.
  16. Fletch the V Stretch Says:

    Thu, 08/30/12 - 07:24

    I voted "hell yeah!" but really it was more like a "sure put them on the undercard". I kid, but seriously, I would definitely watch the fight but it doesn't give me a hard on these days. Anyone wanna debate GSP vs Silva??? :)
  17. Paste Says:

    Thu, 08/30/12 - 08:19

    Yawn... Dana missed his chance at Fedor, after losing to Werdum, Bigfoot and Hendo, the day is gone. Could he win a couple more sure... but he is done and any more would just kill his legacy. Brock... maybe he could be a fighter, but his fetal position defense needs work.. it worked (barely) against Carwin, Cain just didn't care... and the Reem almost killed him with a liver kick and knees.
  18. The12ozCurls Says:

    Thu, 08/30/12 - 08:42

    Just let it go god dammit! HAHAHA
  19. Fletch the V Stretch Says:

    Thu, 08/30/12 - 10:44

    Hahahaha! I can't bro. I am passionate about my beliefs and won't let the haters slow me down. Would you rather me be fake? That's not gonna get me any fans!
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    Tue, 04/08/14 - 11:54

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