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Quote of the Day: Chael Sonnen’s Epic Trolling of Lance Armstrong Almost Came to Legal/Physical Blows

(Takes one to know one, we guess.) 

I’m pretty sure the amount of irony present in the whole Chael Sonnen/Lance Armstrong beef is giving me cancer. Here you have an MMA fighter on PED’s who called out a cyclist of all people for using PED’s just weeks before said MMA fighter was busted for PED’s. Then, said MMA fighter denied that he ever claimed the cyclist was on PED’s, only to come out years later demanding a personal apology from the cyclist, who it turns out was actually on PED’s all the while. It was an act that required a huge set of balls to commit to, yet was pulled off by a guy whose balls are apparently so small that he needs testosterone injections just to survive, again, because he used PED’s in the past. “Pot, meet kettle,” doesn’t even begin to describe it.

In either case, Sonnen recently appeared on his favorite venue for trolling the MMA world, The Jim Rome Show, and picked up where he left off in regards to the now disgraced cyclist, even delving into how Armstrong had threatened to sue him for his statements at one point:

Why are they calling him a bully? That’s what I can’t wrap my mind brain around. Lance is a dweeb, the only thing he’s missing is the tape on the glasses and the high water pants. That guy couldn’t get respect at the local Honky Tonk in my hometown. He threatened to sue me so I threatened to kick his ass and the whole thing went away.

Look, I get it and I’m kidding but Lance did do some bad stuff and he was a jerk about it. Yeah, he hit me up with the whole ‘I’m gonna sue you’ routine and I hit him back with the whole ‘I’ll kick your ass’ routine. That’s it, that’s where it ended. I thought he was going to go through with the lawsuit but he did not.

So there you have it, Potato Nation: Oregon is apparently such a backwards, underdeveloped state that it still has local Honky Tonks at which the townspeople must throw down to earn respect. That’s what we were supposed to take away from this, right?

You can listen to Sonnen’s entire interview here, and we’d highly recommend it. Sonnen barely lets Rome get the introduction out of the way before he starts attacking Armstrong for using PED’s “to do something that my six year-old niece does up and down the driveway every day,” and it only gets more entertaining from there.

Hopefully the 17th season (!!!) premiere of The Ultimate Fighter tonight won’t absolutely suck, because Sonnen has simply put too much effort into his convoluted attempts at hyping the season up to let it go unnoticed.

-J. Jones

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Thumblaster- January 23, 2013 at 4:15 am
Rome is cool, his radio show is entertaining and funny.I've worked at a real job ,not for the state or the feds but for a local custom builder for 20 years and get to listen to the radio all day. War rome.
ctastrophe- January 22, 2013 at 2:18 pm
Being on TRT makes your balls smaller since they shut down with all the synthetic test in your system. Sonnen's balls are likely atrophied since starting TRT, making his balls smaller now than they were before he started. Also, they're now harder for fan-boys like me to swing on.

I guess it only takes a little balls to go after Armstrong.
painvelasquez- January 22, 2013 at 1:47 pm
I tried watching the video but my hypocrite alarm kept goin off. Definetly watching TUF tonight though.
smiledriver- January 22, 2013 at 12:41 pm
Sonnen is pretty much like South Park at this point. He just rips on everything and you can't call BS on him now because people will rightly ask why you didn't call BS on him a year ago or two years ago. Plus he gets more bulletproof with each dumbass, but hilarious thing he says.
Pen Fifteen- January 22, 2013 at 12:30 pm
Is Jim Rome still cool? I didn't realize that anyone over the age of 22 paid attention to him. You know, basically anyone who might have a real job.
monkeyforce3000- January 22, 2013 at 11:54 am
Pure Awesomeness. Lance is The Emperor and Chael is Darth Vader.
Fried Taco- January 22, 2013 at 11:49 am
The more you click on her picture, the longer she is going to stay. Just quit clicking on it guys!!!
Enricho Palazzo- January 22, 2013 at 11:25 am
ArmFarmer has touched on the most important question of the day. That shit REALLY has to go.
towelie- January 22, 2013 at 11:11 am
Sonnen's the man!
angry little feet- January 22, 2013 at 10:37 am
You all know I love me some CP.... But I gotta second the petition to get rid of Jabba the Gut here. Sweet Baby Jesus that's some horrifying shit right there.
ArmFarmer- January 22, 2013 at 10:28 am
So, what's it gonna take to get rid of the world's fattest nympho thumbnail? I mean I've come to expect a 50/50 chance of cageptoato making my eyes bleed every time I read it, but usually it's the terrible editing, or a dipset comment. This is too much.
anderson wanderlei paulo thiago alves silva- January 22, 2013 at 9:43 am
Nike should pull both of their asses