Rumor of the Day: Rampage to Sleep Through Another Season as TUF Coach?
(And still...the undisputed king...of the pre-fight mean-mug!)
Here's some good news for those of you who can’t get enough of Quinton “Rampage” Jackson’s antics: Spike TV may very well agree with you. Fighters Only is passing along a rumor that Rampage is being seriously considered as a coach for season 10 of “The Ultimate Fighter,” mainly because he was “a big hit with Spike TV executives thanks to his charismatic and extrovert nature.” Obviously, this is still in the early planning stages, but it does present a couple logistical challenges for season ten, which is set to begin filming around a month or so from now.
First, if tradition holds true we’d expect to see ‘Page coaching opposite the person he would fight after the show finishes airing. And since he’s next in line for a shot at the light heavyweight strap, that means either season two TUF winner Rashad Evans turns right around after his title defense at UFC 98 and does the six-week show, or else Lyoto Machida gets to confound America with his vague, enigmatic aphorisms for an entire season.
The first option is probably better than the second. Not only is there already some heat behind Rampage vs. Rashad that might make for good reality TV, they’re also both native English speakers. Not that the UFC couldn’t use the chance to put Machida over with the fans if he wins, but there is the distinct possibility that MMA fans might find themselves somehow even more apathetic about him after reading his subtitles every week.
You also have to wonder if Rampage even wants the job as TUF coach. He didn’t seem thrilled about it the first time, but he’d almost have to do it if Dana White asks him to. They’ve been through some stuff together, in case you hadn’t heard.
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CAPS LOCK CURTIS SAMPLE Says:
FIRST YAYYYYYYYYYYYY, NOW CAN SOMEONE SERVE ME UP A COCKMEATSANDWICH?
M-Town HuStLeR Says:
Damn that would be SICKKKKK!!!!!!
Aimlet Says:
jesus christ his head is F'n HUGE
Springer Says:
Make his opposing coach the same as last time.
JACKSON VS. GRIFFIN 2
Anonymous Says:
What about Jackson and Florian as coaches - both guys are fighting for a belt in the fall.
Steve Says:
Rashad coaching opposite Rampage would make for good tv, but Machida might bring back the consumption of bodily fluids that we all enjoyed so much last season.
Anonymous Says:
!
My Fight Wiffa Cheeto Says:
I like where Springer's head is at...
Juan Blanco Says:
This TUFF shit is outta control... Fuck reality TV!
i live in a trashcan Says:
ufc should hire krazy horse and throw him in as the opposite coach to promote the utter insanity of rampage and krazy horse. the one is delirious and an advocate of the falsely propagated 'secret'. the other is a naked wanderer who sought to fight customers in a walmart parking lot.
i live in a trashcan Says:
that would be 'some black on black crime' my friends...
Rampage's Conscience Says:
I think we should embrace Rampage's mentally insecure nature and have him coach both sides. He will be convinced that the Badass Rampage will fight the Good Christian Rampage and then in the finale we will get to observe him have an psychological battle for 5 rounds. Then he can be fed energy drinks and allowed to drive home.
Junie Brown Stains Says:
Yeah the show is getting to be a bit much. I don't even watch it when it comes on sometimes.... I would rather watch Dora the explorer. They lost me when they brought Junie Browning little stupid no talent ass clown brother onto the show.
ADW Says:
they should do a Team USA vs Team Brazil with Rampage and Machida as Coaches! That would be awesome!!
Dana White is a HOMO Says:
funny!!
Anonymous Says:
only tuf bums should coach Tuf bums from now on, they can't be tying up there good fighters they don't have many
CAPS LOCK CLETIS Says:
THEY SHOULD DO A TEAM USA VS TEAM USA WITH RAMPAGE AND RASHAD AS COACHES! THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!
Truth Says:
16th yay!!
Your other Mama Says:
Retard
CAPS LOCK HAL, Says:
DAMN, I CAN'T EVEN GO TO FUCKIN WORK FOR A DAY WITHOUT YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKERS FUCKIN AROUND WITH MY NAME, AND ACTING LIKE A BUNCH OF FUCKIN MORONS. ANYWAY, THE REAL CAPS LOCK HAL IS BACK IN THE HOUSE, AND READY FOR BUISNESS. 1ST OF ALL, THIS IS MY FIRST POSTING OF THE DAY. (2) YOU FUCKS CAN KISS MY ASS. (3) SCM, YOUR A DUMB FUCK. YOU CAN CONTINUE TO GO FUCK YOURSELF BECAUSE I CAN, AND WILL BEAT THE HELL OUT OF YOU, AND THERES NOT A DAMN THING ON EARTH THAT YOU CAN OR WILL DO ABOUT THAT. (4) YOU CAPS LOCK HAL WANNA B DUMB ASS MOTHER FUCKERS MAY AS WELL LINE UP RIGHT BEHIND SCM AND WAIT YOUR TURN BECAUSE I HAVE PLENTY OF ASS WHIPPIN FOR ALL OF YOU. (5) SCM, I'LL BE IN CALI IN ABOUT 3 FUCKING WEEKS YOU SORRY MOTHER FUCKER YOU SO HOW ABOUT POSTING YOUR ADDRESS SO I CAN HUNT YOU DOWN TO YOUR FRONT DOOR. YOU ARE THE MAIN REASON I HAVE DECIDED TO MAKE THE TRIP. POST YOUR ADDRESS OR SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH ONCE, AND FOR ALL. (6) I'D SAY NOT A DAMN ONE OF YOU IDIOT BASTARDS WOULD ACTUALLY HAVE THE FUCKING BALLS TO FACE ME LIKE A MAN SO WE CAN TAKE CARE OF OUR DIFFRENCES. ECCEPT FOR YOU GOOG, THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU MY FRIEND. YOUR THE MOST REASONABLE, AND INTELLIGENT ONE ON HERE. PROBLY THE BIGGEST BASTARD AT THAT. LOL. ANYWAY FUCK THE REST OF YOU SORRY MOTHER FUCKERS BECAUSE I'LL BE IN CALI IN 3 WEEKS IF THIS FUCKING COWARD BIG MOUTH SON OF A BITCH SCM WILL POST A DIRECT ADDRESS TO WHERE I CAN FIND HIM. HE'S JUST A FUCKING COWARD JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE ON HERE. I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW UP ON HIS FUCKING DOOR STEP SO I CAN RIP THAT BIG DUMB FUCKIN HEAD OFF HIS SHOULDERS, AND EAT THE MOTHER FUCKER. THATS ENOUGH FOR NOW. LIKE I SAID, IF YOU HAVE THE FUCKING BALLS TO POST AN ADDRESS SO I KNOW WHERE TO FIND YOUR SORRY ASS AT THEN HURRY THE FUCK UP CAUSE WE ARE NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER MOTHER FUCKER. HELL, ALOT OF THE SHIT YOUR SAYING MIGHT JUST BE COMING FROM OTHER DUMB ASS PEOPLE TRYING TO START SHIT, AND USING YOUR NAME. BUT IF NOT THEN YEAH, LETS FIGHT PUSSY. DON'T BE AFRAID WHEN IT ACTUALLY COMES DOWN TO IT. I'D HATE TO WASTE MY MONEY GOING ALL THE WAY THERE, AND BACK.
BackbaconBilly Says:
Sorry, I like Rampage as a fighter ,but he sucked as a coach, thats the facts.Lost most of the fights, lost his cool, dicked around too much, then acted like a tool in real life after the show,Nahhh, give it to someone else,Rampage needs to stay focused with fighting.
BackbaconBilly Says:
Notice how the tool above my last comment thinks that by continueing to act like a douchebag will get us to respond to his dumbass comments and threats,lol
bump Says:
You just responded billy. FAIL
CAPS LOCK HAL'S BF Says:
Why so hostile, lover?
Rampage's Conscience Says:
CAPSLOCK HAL'S LATENT HOMOSEXUAL RAGE IS COMING OUT AGAIN.
Anonymous Says:
Neither of their hearts would be in it though. It only really works when at least one coach actually gives a shit.
Junie Brown Stains Says:
Hey queer I'll meet you at 2nd street gym in LA. You name the time and date and I'll be there to smash your face in!
Junie Brown Stains Says:
CAPS LOCK HAl will be crying for his mommy after I get him in a triangle choke and make him tap like my bitch!
CAPS LOCK HAL, Says:
IM SO HOSTILE BEACUSE I'VE BEEN AT WORK ALL DAY.....HAVE YOU EVER HAD TO HEAD THE STORE AT 7-11?? DIDNT FUCKING THINK SO MOTHER FUCKERS. I HAD TO FUCKING CLEAN THAT MOTHER FUCKING BATHROOM AFTER JUNIE BROWNING SPLOOGED HIS MAN SAUCE ALL THE FUCK OVER THE FUCKING MIRROR.....IT WAS CHILL THOUGH I LICKED IT CLEAN CUSE JUNIE BROWN IS P4P BEST IN THE WOLD.
FUCKIN WAR JUNIE BROWNING YEAAAAH IM FUCKING EXTREME MOTHER FUCKERS FUCKING FUCK YAH FUCKER FUCKING FUCKITTY FUCK FUCK.
BY THE WAY IM A TOTAL BITCH, ITS PRETTY HARD TO TYPE THESE DAYS CUSE SOME MEAN ASS HOLE CUT MY FINGERS OFF AND SHOVED THEM UP MY PUSSY....THAT PART WAS GOOD THOUGH. WELL FUCK ALL YOU I HATE MY SELF SO MUCH
Goog Says:
Hey CAPS LOCK,
Fuck you buddy, dont lump me in as "one of you friends". Who the fuck wants to befriend some douche bag asshole who's a "know it all". You dont know shit faggot, we aint buddies so stop getting it twisted you little bitch.
Habibo Says:
That is indeed a godly idea. I will love you long time if it happens.
JRE Says:
cAPS lock hole is about the single biggest retard I have ever seen post on an mma site, and thats saying alot (John-mmamania). You have the mental prowess of an elementary school bully with getting held back in the 4th grade. Your dad or whatever father figure you had beat and verbally abused you, and that is comes out very clear in your online demeanor. You claim to be tough but anyone with a brain knows you are an insecure weakling with a delicate sensibility. And you take bubblebaths.
SCM Says:
Hey fucking faggot CAPS LOCK. Ill beat the living shit out of you you moron. Meet me at the Valley Fair mall in Santa Clara bitch. Theres a spot near there where I can fuck you up as much as I want with anyone calling the cops on me. Your honestly gonna die bitch. Bring it hoe.
SCM Says:
meant to say without. Faggot
The stringray that killed steve irwin Says:
Ya'll nigga's be hostle!
BackbaconBilly Says:
LMAO
BackbaconBilly Says:
LMAO
Goog Says:
Give 'em hell, Hal.
SCM Says:
When exactly you coming Caps Lock? I cant wait. Ill make sure to get it on video also Potato Nation. Front page after it happens. Im sure the Bens will be proud.
JRE Says:
Caps lock cant even come back with a witty remark, was a doucher. I
Goog Says:
Goog Says:
Wed, 05/06/2009 - 16:33
Hey CAPS LOCK,
Fuck you buddy, dont lump me in as "one of you friends". Who the fuck wants to befriend some douche bag asshole who's a "know it all". You dont know shit faggot, we aint buddies so stop getting it twisted you little bitch.
Wasn't me, buddy. I hate this imposter bullshit.
Plum Smuggler Says:
The coaches should be Kimo Leopoldo and Pat Smith
THAT MY FRIENDS WOULD BE AWSEOME
Goog Says:
Give me hell in my anus, CAPS. Seriously, i dont think i've ever felt this way about another man...i mean usually i feel dirty and used after a good tirp to the boom boom room but your special. We can fag off all day together, sweety pie.
SCM Says:
Your gonna get rocked HAL. Cant fucking wait.
CAPS LOCK HAL, Says:
@ GOOG, YEAH I KNOW IT WAS NOT YOU. I DID'NT THINK FOR A SECOND YOU WERE THAT KIND OF PERSON. THERE ARE A SHIT LOAD OF PHONEYS ON HERE. EVERYTHING IS COOL. THANKS MAN.........
Goog Says:
Seriously CAPS, i need your man goo in my mouth, hence the name goog. I flip for man goog!
N2IT Says:
Shut up CAPS, just ignore everyone and it will go away you filthy little attention whore.
CAPS LOCK HAL, Says:
@SCM, YOU'LL SEE YOU WHO'S GONNA GET ROCKED YOU IGNORANT MOTHER FUCKER. NO RULES IS WHAT I PREFER ANYWAY. I SWEAR I'M GONNA RIP YOU APART YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH. I'LL BE BOOKING A FLIGHT OUT THERE SOMETIME IN THE NEXT 3 WEEKS OR SO. I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO POST ALITTLE MORE INFO FOR ME THOUGH. THIS BETTER NOT BE A FUCKING WILD GOOSE CHASE YOU STUPID TRASH TALKING PIECE OF HORSE SHIT. I'D SAY I WOULD HAVE BETTER LUCK FINDING YOU ON A FUCKING BEACH SOMEWHERE IN CALIFORNIA WEARING YOU SISSIFIED QUEER PINK SPEEDO'S OR IN THE STREET SOMEWHERE WITH YOUR ROLLERBLADES ON HOLDING HANDS WITH THE REST OF ALL THE FUCKING SICK QUEER MOTHER FUCKERS OUT THERE IN CALI. CALIFORNIA IS THE FUCKING QUEER CAPITAL OF THE WORLD, AND YOU BRAG ABOUT LIVING THERE. THATS JUST TO FUCKED UP BRO. I HAD BETTER NOT SPOT A LITTLE CUPID OUT THERE FLYING AROUND TRYING TO SHOOT ME IN THE ASS WITH ONE OF THOSE TAINTED LITTLE ARROWS OF HIS. I'LL KILL YA BOTH.
CAPS LOCK HAL Says:
i want cock and thats why im on here. i love dudes and after i blow them they love me just ask goog
Goog Says:
Yeah, brother... ignore the fakers.
CP is a good site and there are some useful visitors, but I don't understand why there's 10x the amount of gay sex talk and bashing/fascination with two or three guys as there is talk about MMA itself. I just don't get it.