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Twitter Beef of the Day: Chael Sonnen vs…Arianny Celeste?

(That puppy dog act won’t work this time…that’s enough of that…ok we forgive you.) 


During a recent interview with the Las Vegas Weekly Review, otherworldly trash talker Chael Sonnen had some less than positive things to say about long time UFC ring girl and 2011 Hottest Woman in MMA Runner-up Arianny Celeste. When asked who his pick would be for Ring Girl of the Year at the upcoming 2011 Fighter’s Only World MMA Awards, yes, those Fighter’s Only World MMA Awards, Sonnen had the following to say:

We only had one and that was Chandella [Powell]. The other was the IQ card girl. Arianny [Celeste] kind of walks around and holds up her latest test score. One time when there was a title fight, she got all the way up to five and we were very proud of her.

Holy King of all that is zing.

And believe it or not, when Arianny got wind of these comments, she was less than pleased. But our girl managed to respond in the most adult, professional manner possible, a tweet, which read:

Hey what’s ur name.. after @spideranderson kicks your ass..u won’t even be able to count to 5!! Get ready to kiss brazils ass!

Not bad Arianny, not bad. She’s clearly referencing the 1954 Marlon Brando classic On the Waterfront with the whole “counting” rebuttal. It’s honestly a better comeback than most of us would have expected from someone who usually responds to awkward situations like this. But prepare yourselves for Sonnen’s comeback:

Seems easy to wear a bikini and seems easy to walk in a circle, but try walking in a circle while wearing a bikini. Talented girl!

This marks the first time Sonnen has finished a fight in the first round since 2007. This also marks the first time that a fighter has gotten into a certified CP Twitter Beef with a ring girl. A glorious day for mankind indeed. That reminds us, have you followed CagePotato on Twitter yet? No? Well, we implore you to reconsider.

For those of you who aren’t keeping track, Arianny has won Ring Girl of the Year for the past three years running, so we can only imagine what she’ll have to say to Sonnen when she inevitably wins it this year, despite our view on the matter. Hell, this could all be a ploy by Sonnen to ensure that she does win it, if only to provide some much needed hype for the awards show itself. The man truly is an evil genius.


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Iskander Neptu- November 30, 2011 at 10:52 am
Why should we care about these whore's names indeed!
Iskander Neptu- November 30, 2011 at 10:51 am
Chandella is butt-ugly, as in, has-no-butt ugly. The UFC ring girls need some bigger tits n' ass! I'm sure the PPV money can cover it.
And ROTATE them for god's sake. 6-months and out !
Buster Hyman- November 30, 2011 at 5:55 am
im still confused as to why we need to know any of these whores names or anything about them. one whore is the hottest whore and the other whore said this blah blah blah. they are slutty whorebags who fuck douche bags that can kick our ass, but we dont need to know that, much less their names. show me pictures of their tits and ass, no text needed. now begin the whore show.
Robbie- November 30, 2011 at 4:21 am
I would subscribe to Sonnenwatch
SnackDaddy- November 30, 2011 at 2:53 am
I think i'm in love with Sonnen. Does that make me gay, or simply human?
XENOPHON- November 29, 2011 at 9:31 pm
Time to "Bitch-A-Slap" Arianny for talking smack publicly Chael.
Simply put, sometimes the bitch had it coming.
Crow42- November 29, 2011 at 8:07 pm
Damm Sonnen got BURIED by a girl
Not a good look going in2 a fight with someone u already lost 2 LOL
RB- November 29, 2011 at 7:07 pm
Isn't Sonnen getting into ANY kind of "debate" with Arianny kind of like beating up a 5yr old with down syndrome? I mean... Arianny? Really? Just hold the sign and leave it at that. Has anyone here even read ANY (even one is enough) of her Tweets?

Natasha you are not.
Walrus- November 29, 2011 at 7:00 pm
"Fail" Sonnen?

C'mon man, I have to hope you can do better than that.
TheWarsawExpress- November 29, 2011 at 6:43 pm
Here is my two cents:

There is plenty of tail running around Las Vegas desperate to be a ring girl. This is a recession and women will do anything for money.

Chael, as much as I hate him, is one of a kind. Dana White is clearly rich enough to have whatever chick he want's lick his balls and I am fairly sure he is getting bored of watching Arianny do it for the 50th time.

I mean, ya'know.
NinjaVanish- November 29, 2011 at 5:22 pm
Really CP, this was newsworthy? Make a new site and call it Sonnenwatch, sick of seeing an article everytime Sonnen says something retarded.
HusseinObama- November 29, 2011 at 4:55 pm
Arianny will stay because she sucks Danas (& the Fertittas) penis on cmmand. Logan and Natasha weren't skanks, that's why they had tp go.
Hey, Dana's own mother said it so it must be true!
(and that he also fucked Rachelle of course...)
ReX13- November 29, 2011 at 4:41 pm
vai cavalo >> well played
Viva Hate- November 29, 2011 at 4:37 pm
So time to see how consistent DW is when "defending" skank bag McCunt.
BryanF- November 29, 2011 at 4:35 pm

Now, see, I dont actually think this is the first twitter beef between a ring girl and a fighter. I seem to recall Josh Koscheck getting logan stanton and natasha wicks fired because they accused him of faking the eye poke in the Rumble fight. He called them "dogshit, anyway".
vaicavalo- November 29, 2011 at 3:59 pm
Sonnen hates everything that reminds him a triangle. Even a vagina.
El Guapo- November 29, 2011 at 3:47 pm
When I think of Arianny, I think of brains.
Sloppyspray- November 29, 2011 at 3:28 pm
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" and Chael Sonnen wins in standard fashion by holding down the "a" button for five rounds!

I kid, I love Chael.
uzitotinbaby- November 29, 2011 at 3:07 pm
Arianny definitely wins. Chael's comeback was real weak. And the fact that she threw Brazil in there, what with Chael's awful record against Brazilian fighters, just sealed it.
Savageleto- November 29, 2011 at 3:01 pm
Fail is pathetic... and actually loses this cat fight as well, (you nut huggers need some reading comprehension classes) As Arianny uses valid, solid facts of reality to bitch slap Chael- Who has nothing but brute misogyny and fabricated ad homs.

Arianny wins TKO.
ReX13- November 29, 2011 at 2:47 pm
goddamn it, Chael. i wish i could quit you.

(no i don't)
intercept440- November 29, 2011 at 2:45 pm
Sonne is truly crazy...
i mean how the fuck could he pick that horseface chandella over any...ANY ring girl in MMA is beyond me.
someone get him some meds
Plus is it really a smart move picking on DW's favorite cockgobbling footrest?
fatbellyfrank- November 29, 2011 at 2:37 pm
wow, Chael, American badass, picking on a GIRL, stay classy tough guy
Kid Clam Curtains- November 29, 2011 at 2:36 pm
Arianny should probably just stop now. I wonder if Tiki will try to defend her honor.
SnallTrippin- November 29, 2011 at 2:35 pm
Only a few days old...not bad guys, noooot bad.