Uh, About Tito Ortiz's New MMA Promotion...
(Photo courtesy of The Insider.)
Tito Ortiz, to Trib Total Media: "I'm starting my own organization also with Strikeforce called Punishment Fighting Championship; not just as a promoter, I'll be competing."
Strikeforce Director of Communications Mike Afromowitz, to MMA Fanhouse: "I don't know anything about it."
Well, that settles that. Tito, you have fooled us for the last time. Just as E! banned Speidi, CagePotato will now enact a news ban on Tito Ortiz until he actually does something newsworthy. Seriously. Even if it's the slowest of slow news days, and the only story going around is that Tito is "very close" to signing a deal with DREAM to participate in their "Super Douchebag Tournament," we won't cover it until it actually happens. That's our promise to you.
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Judo Im Right Says:
what if his twin boys set a record for youngest assault and battery of teasing classmates, after a comment about their mother?
Nut Puncher 9000 Says:
Thank you!
Next up - War Machine.
Polish Says:
+1 to Thank you.
xFenixKnightx Says:
Well done CP!
sonochamp Says:
THANK YOU!!
I'm am so sick of Tito Ortiz popping up everywhere when he has done absolutely NOTHING relevant since the Machida fight (butchering the English language aside).
LoneWolf Says:
Thank Goodness!!!! I'm tired of hearing about that fool
MIRJITSU Says:
I commend you on your stance against the douchebaggery that is ...TITO "Attention" Whortiz
Old_Bald_and_Irish Says:
I have no problem with this.
Granted, I'm not the biggest Ortiz fan, but it's true. Tito has done nothing inside the ring and just about anything he has talked about has been rumor and BS.
I can see how it would take a little time for him to get back in the ring with the birth of twins, back surgery and recovery.
But guess what? It's been over a year since he fought Machida and over 8 months since his back surgery. Over that time he's done nothing but abuse the English language and run his mouth like 6 year old with ADD.
Tito, sign a fight contract with someone, ANYONE, and maybe I'll pretend to give a damn.
clutchy hopkins Says:
what! nooooo, you can't stop!i love seeing tito ridiculed.
Goog Says:
I'm a fan of Cage Potato, but the last four things I've read here are about Frank Mir, Bisping, Fabio, and now Tito Ortiz. I'm going to go do something more fun, like bobbing for turds in my catbox.
Markdog Says:
Well done, double BBs.
Markdog Says:
@ OBI
lol-"done nothing but abuse the English language"
very funny
ecimmortal Says:
It's sad that someone who was once an icon has fell to such low levels.
Titos Head Says:
awesome
cm40 Says:
Great way to start the day!
Thanks!
BuckWild Says:
Behind the fall of every "great" man you can find a woman lurching near by.
El Famous Burrito Says:
I just like the name of Strikeforce's Director of Communication: Mike Afromowitz.
If it was me, I'd just go by Mike 'Fro.
Jugger Says:
No more articles whiffa Cheetoh? Yay!
mayhem Says:
Hot Damn!!! Good stuff CP!
Jesus Frijoles Says:
New Flash..... Tito starts a new organization, the Big Ol Giant Head Fight Association. I agree CP, we should all just move on, nothin to see here.
hows taste my p... Says:
Ben, isn't it ironic that you wrote a story about not writing about Tito anymore...then we all take the time to agree with you...all while talking more about Tito? Oh well...good riddance Tito. Maybe he has a joint partnership with Bellator he'd like to announce.
MyFightWiffaCheeto Says:
Does this mean I need to change my handle since it has to do with "he who shall not be named?"
Also, goog, go fuck yourself.
cwr Says:
One small step for CP quality control... One giant set back for Tito Ortiz publicity stunts.
RaginAsian Says:
Punishment Fighting Championships? Really?
The man's creativity is astounding. Bet he surnames his first show "Banned". Or maybe "Dana White is a Bully." That one's got a ring to it.
PurplePickle Says:
I wonder if Tito will let the fighters in his promotion wear t shirts calling him a bitch. Oh nevermind, there probably won't be any fighters or promotion.
Koeikan Says:
Yay!
GiveItALittleTappy Says:
wow,who'd have guessed that someone with a nickname like Tito could be such a retard??
Goog Says:
@MyFightWiffaBigCock...
You're very brave. And funny. And insightful. With such a cool name. Please say some more. Thank God you're here. You're the best thing ever. Tito's lucky to have you. I'm glad your mom lets you use the internet so much.
831 Son Says:
You are an idiot goog. Your first post was so retarded.
Goog Says:
Maybe, but only compared to all the awesome stuff you write.
831 Son Says:
Thanks bro.
Criminally Negligent Says:
Wait, wait, wait.... you didn't already have a news ban on him?
Dubbayoo Says:
Tito's a "businessman".
UFC fan Says:
Don't worry goog just cause those 2 douchebag faggots don't like your post doesn't mean it wasn't good, it just means they are stupid pricks with nothing better to do cause they have nothing relevant to share themselves.
I will get all their attention now so you can go about your business doing your thing and being cool about it, meanwhile the douchebags will target me next cause that is how they roll. 831 has a hard-on for me cause hes a salad tosser from cali.
831 Son Says:
Keep crying you little girl.
Fight Fan Says:
Let's see..need to be witty and funny. I know...I'll write:
"Thank you"
"+1 to Thank You"
"Well done"
"awesome"
"Hot damn"
"yay"
And talk shit to the guy who actually wrote something.
Do you guys just get a kick out of writing anything on the internet? Why would you bother with even typing that down?
everydayenemy Says:
The last person Tito destroyed was Jenna Jameson, have you seen her lately? WTF!
Perma Says:
Lol I seen Tito at autograph signing and the douchebag was telling all the marks that he was going to fight in affiliction on new years...lmao I was thinking to myself againest who Shamrock?
ScrambledEggs Says:
perma "Lol I seen Tito at autograph signing and the douchebag was telling all the marks that he was going to fight in affiliction on new years...lmao I was thinking to myself againest who Shamrock?"
Try getting spell check you dumb shit and Tito / Frank Shamrock II would be huge they'd sell over 18,000 tickets at the HP Pavilion for that, and if you were referring to Ken Shamrock he's suspended you dumb shit.