(*We couldn’t have landed #16 without you, MMc AA*)

I’m going to be honest with you, here — it’s a slow news day. But instead of phoning in a post about the Comcast/FOX deal or Holly Holm’s Bellator debut, I’m going to try something much, *much* less interesting.

This morning, I discovered that a Google search for ‘new york mma regulation’ returns CagePotato articles in the first three spots, which is kind of exciting for us SEO-minded types. So I started wondering: What other general MMA-related search terms return CagePotato articles in the #1 spot? After about 15 minutes of idle searching, I was able to find dozens of them, and I decided to rank the top 33 below, based on total number of results that come back from that search. As it turns out, the list is a fairly complete overview of the coverage we’ve produced over the last five years — and a reminder of where our priorities tend to land.

The moral of the story? CagePotato might be marginalized as a jokey shitsite from time to time, but our impact on the Internet is kind of indisputable. So let’s give ourselves a self-high-five and proceed…

**1. nba mma** (#1 out of 114,000,000 results)**
2. punch face** (#1 out of 107,000,000)

**3. bad ufc journalism**(#1 out of 68,900,000;

*we also rank #1 for shitty ufc journalism — success!*)

**4. british ring girls**(#1 out of 40,800,000)

**5. mma funny**(#1 and #2 out of 39,500,000)

**6. brazilian ring girls**(#1 and #2 out of 35,600,000)

**7. worst fighters**(#1 and #2 out of 29,600,000)

**8. nude ring girls**(#1 and #2 out of 21,000,000)

**9. mma weight cuts**(#1, #2, and #3 out of 16,200,000)

**10. ugly mma t-shirts**(#1 and #2 out of 13,900,000)

**11. japanese freak show**(#1 out of 9,160,000)

**12. fist pose**(#1 and #2 out of 7,240,000)

**13. mma pua** (#1 out of 5,650,000)

**14. mma porn** (#1 out of 3,620,000)

**15. new york mma regulation** (#1, #2, and #3 out of 2,790,000)

**16. mma fleshlight** (#1 out of 2,630,000)

**17. mma steroids** (#1 and #2 out of 1,920,000)

**18. falling tree knockout** (#1, #2, #3, and #4 out of 1,760,000)

**19. ufc performance bonuses** (#1 and #2 out of 1,560,000)

**20. ufc 151 live blog** (#1 out of 1,460,000)

**21. mma cursed** (#1 out of 1,040,000)

**22. lawn chair knockout** (#1 out of 1,040,000)

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23. ufc firings** (#1, #2, and #3 out of 1,020,000; similar results return for “mma firings“)

**24. mma excuses**(#1 and #2 out of 931,000)

**25. glorious sweater of absolute victory**(#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, and #6 out of 912,000)

**26. jade bryce nude**(#1 out of 687,000)

**27. mma craigslist**(#1 and #2 out of 677,000)

**28. joe rogan cunty**(#1 and #2 out of 465,000)

**29. lionheart blevins interview**(#1 out of 391,000)

**30. war machine bologna sandwich**(#1 and #2 out of 233,000)

**31. cheick kongo cheater**(#1 and #2 out of 210,000)

**32. overeem horsemeat**(#1 out of 125,000)

**33. machida piss**(#1 out of 108,000)

*Honorable mentions: cpt. swingdick, #1, #2, #3, #4, and #5 of 26 results. “chocolate al” also works (#1 and #2 out of 436,000), but you have to search for it in quotes.*

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