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Video: Arianny Celeste's "Hometown Hotties" Profile

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Above is Octagon Girl Arianny Celeste’s video profile for the Maxim “Hometown Hotties” contest.  She was a finalist but, sadly, she didn’t win.  Top ten ain’t bad, though, especially when it seems like she should kind of be ineligible for a ‘hot girls next door’ type contest when she is, in fact, a professional hot girl (a really hot professional hot girl), as Joe Rogan likes to point out.  

As we learn in this video, Arianny isn’t afraid to hit a bitch, she wants to record some “rock/pop” songs in the future, and she would like to see herself in film.  There’s also a bizarre little segment where she gets out of a pool dripping wet, which is a good start, and then proceeds to pour a bottle of water on herself.  Seems like someone got the order wrong in their list of things for hot girls in bikinis to do, but we can’t really complain about the end result.

After the jump, the rarely-seen fourth Octagon girl.


(Courtesy of MissAriannyCeleste.com)

A little hairy maybe, but I hear she's got a great personality.  And there's simply no denying the charisma.  At least it's better than this:

Comments

The fourth girl is the most affectionate one, you get hugs that last 15 minutes.

yeah

Dumbasses. That's Clay Guida.

Totally, unrelated, but Dong Hyun Kim's split decision loss to Karo was overturned, whoo hoo!

Ben, what happens to the 20 bucks you bet on him now?

That fourth ring girl is clearly the girl from the vale tudo video earlier.

See what I did there?

oh geez, i'd really like to rape arianny while she's making that video, that should change her attitude in a hurry

@ skidding

Seriously? That's awesome. The fucker got robbed in the decision anyway.

Sweet. The chink is still undefeated.

@ Mad Dog

Hey dickhead, he's not Chinese.

Sorry guys. I take that back.
Didn't mean to be rude. I'm actually a fan of the guy.

Clay might be a little huggy in the octogon but we all still like watching him. His pace is fun to watch even if he holds guys down. Not many are like him with that energy and unwillingness to alter game plans just so its fun for you to watch.

Believe it or not that technique you call hugging is actually a skill called wrestling. His style has proven to beat top fighters and it works for him.

MMA involves careful strategy and Clay's preferred style is wrestling/grond and pound. He may do a litle more wrestling then ground and pound but he gets the job done.

Screw the haters Clay, do your thing boy.

LOL @ Arianny's weak-ass arm punches at 1:17 and 1:22. Yeah, she does seem pretty good at this Muay Thai stuff.

The only way she could beat my ass is if she tied me to the bed first. (Yes, that's an invitation.)

Look guys, as the assistant of the assistant to the Cage Potato Ethics Commisionaire, I am going to have to rule that Mad Dog's "Chink" remark be penalized in accordance to the Karma Act and susequent regulations. I reference Section 2, subsection (a) "definitions" where "Chink" is defined as a racial term. In accordance to the penalties as set forth in Schedule A, I hereby authorize Cage Potato Enforcement to sentance you to 26 hours of shame.

Shame on you Mad Dog, fighters are people too. Even though they may not look like normal people or behave like normal people, they are still people. They are to people as soilent green is to people..."made of people".

@skidding: I was wondering the same thing. Given the way casinos screw you (when I went back to collect on my GSP winnings they gave me a song and dance about the sportsbook being "down," to which I replied, "Just put the money in my fucking hand!") I'm guessing they have a way of avoiding repaying bets when the decision gets overturned months later. But rest assured, I'm looking into it.

I wish Arianny would just hurry up and get naked so we can quit seeing her all the time. Enough of the tease--you're doing it all for attention and we know it. Show us your tits and other assorted body parts so we can move on, like we did from Rachelle Leah.

@tired of the tease

Good things come to those who wait.

she can beat my ass any day!

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@Mayhem

Blue balls is not considered a good thing...

eh, she looked better in the pancake video

"eh, she looked better in the pancake video"

What a homo.

god why does she have to talk

I liked Arianny better when all she did was do her thing in the cage, walk to her seat. The more videos I see of her talking and such, the more unattractive she gets.

Why was Arianny talking like Charlie Brown's teacher? They should really not interview for those things.

clay's got hired cause even the girls got tired of watching him.

I totally bit on that one, 'fourth octagon girl? I must see!' Little did I know...

Logan would have won.

i think all arianny's fans would rather see her naked than fight.

Could have sworn it was 2009

Arianny is hot, and all, but I saw a video of her making breakfast or something...and she was annoying as fuck.

Give RED comment of the week. That made me LOL.

BOING!!