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Video: As a Coach, Steven Seagal Doesn’t Care if the Other Guy Dies

(Props: Passing the Guard via tatame)

For those who are still convinced that Steven Seagal‘s relationship with Anderson Silva and Lyoto Machida is some oddball marketing ploy, the Brazilian fight show Passing the Guard has released a teaser clip of their next episode, which does indeed show Seagal training Machida just before his UFC 129 fight against Randy Couture.

It also gives you a pretty good sense of Seagal’s coaching style, which is pretty much the polar opposite of Greg Jackson-style lovey-doveyness. Listen close as he says the following: “Use your mind. Use your mind. I don’t care if you kill him. I don’t care. You fuck him up. You take him out.” Hey, you can’t argue with success — but it’s interesting that Seagal is playing the bad-guy teacher in his life’s latest role. And after so many heroic performances

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intercept440- May 18, 2011 at 10:40 am
the segeal van damm thing only happend , cause jcvd said it happened at a party at stallones house in 1997, when jcvd was 36 and seagal was 47 no where other than that has it been verified... it could have happend but i doubt it myslef
intercept440- May 18, 2011 at 10:32 am
@joe dirt. the steven seagal story has spawned about nine different version. the truth is steve said he could get out of the choke and not get choked out. gene labell said lets try. steve knife chopped labell in the nuts a few times, but that cagey old bastard didnt let go till segeal fell asleep... now either labell's old nuts are to small to effect? or Labell is so old his nerve receptors dont work, it was not a real contest or anything between them , it was a matter of i can get out of it, and no you cant, segeal lost that one.

^as far as the backing down thing from Jean claude van Damm, , that never happened. BUT what did happen is JCVD was Mouthing off IN a Bar to Chuck Zito (former hells angel and all around tough guy) and Zito stood up and KTFO JCVD

6 you dont fuck around with guys named chuck
agentsmith- May 18, 2011 at 8:35 am
@ jfjjfjff: Seagal couldn't kick my ass, because first of all, I'm POSITIVE I could outrun him. And second, I know Seagal's kryptonite: Monkey Steals the Peach. If do right, no can defend.
LOKI- May 18, 2011 at 6:34 am
If he dies....he dies.
Dagnut- May 18, 2011 at 2:01 am
Maybe he can have a go at teaching Pacman how to punch next..
PERPATRAITOR- May 18, 2011 at 1:14 am
Seagal is all offense for sure. He works perfect with these guys.
OLLY_g- May 18, 2011 at 1:02 am
this is the kind of aggressive style my sales director applies to us
dranokills- May 17, 2011 at 10:30 pm
video is dead....kinda like the story...and jiveturkeys one liners.
jyveturkey- May 17, 2011 at 8:39 pm
and again karma with an i take myself way to seriously comment that no one pays attention to.
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Joedirt- May 17, 2011 at 7:17 pm
Seagal was choked out by Gene Labell and he backed down from VanDamm. Seagal is a douche.
AussieJosh- May 17, 2011 at 6:27 pm
Segals kick looked techicly shit! And he is teaching Lyoto to kick through......are you kidding me!!!??? He already knows that! thats some white belt shit! Segal did not teach these boys shit! Maybe he put the idea they can win a MMA fight with a front kick in to there mind and got them thinking about it, but thats it!
Bob Reilly- May 17, 2011 at 6:11 pm
That guy can turn on a penny. Such control!
Romanhelmut- May 17, 2011 at 5:44 pm
@jfjfjjf......Seagal can kick everyones ass on this thread EXCEPT MINE. I have a patented Seagal ending move. Hold up a cheeseburger with one hand and then when he approaches...I drop low into the perfect split and uppercut him in the gonads.
edhedicus- May 17, 2011 at 5:33 pm
So how would the best of the best Gracie fair against Segal? And I once heard a story that Segal and JCVD almost got into a fight at a party in the 80's. How awesome would it have been to see Segal rip out JCVD's throat!
KarmaAteMyCat- May 17, 2011 at 4:42 pm
@jfjjfjff - I think its a fair statement not to mention that I like that mentality. Since when did everyone in a sport based on beating your opponent half to death, knocking them out, submitting them or breaking their limbs become about giving a fuck what happens in the cage. Don't mistake it though I did NOT enjoy seeing the Machida vs Couture fight it made me sad. He's right you can't have any emotional attachment or concern for whats going to happen to your opponent.
moomessa- May 17, 2011 at 4:41 pm
I think people are starting to drink the koolaid, myself included. Also, is that assistant yowling in pain at 0:15? Seagal is notorious for beating up the help
KarmaAteMyCat- May 17, 2011 at 4:39 pm
Thats funny as shit I love it.
jfjjfjff- May 17, 2011 at 4:20 pm
unpopular opinon of the day: steven seagal could kick the ass of everyone posting in this thread.
hooligun- May 17, 2011 at 4:03 pm
much better than the previous segal bashing bullshit, gj cp.
super aggressive striking - are you kidding me?
fucking awesome!
Spicymeatball- May 17, 2011 at 3:22 pm
Didn't Segal allegedly rape a bunch of chicks, and spent all his money on hookers.
danomite- May 17, 2011 at 3:12 pm
"fuck him up" ahhhh...Master Ueshiba would be proud.
RSparrow- May 17, 2011 at 3:12 pm
Seagal needs to learn how to kick himself in the face when he thinks about Mexican food.
BONGTAR- May 17, 2011 at 3:07 pm
I take exception to fat people giving advice on physical activity. I dont know, maybe its just me, but it seems wrong
Smitty- May 17, 2011 at 3:06 pm
I trained at Three Rivers Aikido in St. Louis. 1 of Seagals senior students is the instructor there. He's got a gut to match seagals, but I wouldn't fuck with either of them!