Video: BJ Penn Has Only Begun to Complain
(Props: BJPenn.com)
As part of his one-man Warren Commission on that unfortunate UFC 94 greasing scandal, BJ Penn has released a highlight video of sorts, intended to prove exactly why Georges St. Pierre is a dirty, rotten, no-good cheater. I don't know if Penn hired the same team responsible for putting together UFC Primetime, but this is a first-class production, all the way. Imagine if Genghis Con was a crybaby bitch who couldn't accept that fact that he got crushed by GSP — this is the kind of video he'd make.
Oh, I kid the proud Hawaiian. To be honest, Penn presents a compelling case, and it does seem mighty suspicious that Sean Sherk, Matt Hughes, and Jason Miller all came up with the same excuse as to why they couldn't handle St. Pierre. As the saying goes, where there's smoke, there's a hot pre-fight bath followed by a baby-oil rubdown. Also, the video's use of "Tom Sawyer" by Rush? A very subtle dig at GSP's Canadianism. Where's your mean, mean pride, Georges?
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Comments
Scat Stevens Says:
Phirst!
player from the south Says:
bj needs to let it go ...
Crap Factory Says:
What a fuckin' crybaby. During the clip where BJ tries to lock his legs up around Georges neck, his legs slipped off because HE NEVER GOT THEM HIGH ENOUGH TO PASS THE SHOULDERS!!
Give it up BJ. You're making yourself look like an idiot.
Alex Says:
It's such a shame that bj got tooled in that match. He definitely has a point, but is anyone going to listen?
mayhem420 Says:
BJ.... dude you lost. It sucks but you lost to a better fighter that night.
Go back to LW and fight Ken-Flo... stay at LW. This is the division that you belong in anyway. Do you HATE not eating and working out that much?
Twinkletoes Says:
I don't see what there is to complain about. I'd kill to roll around with an oiled up Georges St. Pierre. The thought of it just makes my anus purr. Meow!
Lodz Says:
Come on guys, that video is HILARIOUS.
"VASELINE"
"SLIPPERY ON SKIN"
"VASELINE"
"SLIPPERY ON SKIN"
"VASELINE"
"SLIPPERY ON SKIN"
Its SLIPPERY ON THE SKIN!!!!! Vaseline!
all the repeated (as nauseam) "smoking gun" shots of VASELINE!!!!
Punches to the BACK OF THE HEAD.
BACK OF THE HEAD.
BACK OF THE HEAD.
BACK OF THE HEAD.
And then show BJ getting puched in the ear a whole bunch.
Its like a propaganda film.
Perdew Says:
jesus christ twinkletoes has a fucking point. that would be my one wish to the make a wish foundation if i were dying
Big Frank Says:
He's probably just slippery from the sweat BJ. Put on some rash guards like GSP said and man up.
Big Frank Says:
Besides, TUF Guy greases before every fight, and I wouldn't wanna make him angry, you wouldn't like him, when he's angry.
Geriatric Peon Says:
agreed with lodz - someone needs to make a video for bj showing that punches to the ear is not illegal.
But did I miss something? when did the trainer grease up Rush's lats, because bj's legs were sliding down his lats not the middle of the back that started all this BS.
Thank you BJ, I dislike you more every day and I hope kenny puts a 5" gash across your cabbage patch head.
xocgx Says:
When I met GSP in Menlo Park Mall, NJ, I advised him to use Rush's Tom Sawyer as his entrance song...maybe he heard me, maybe he did not but he smiled nonetheless like a nice guy.
Rorbalzio Says:
fuck bj. what a pussy. if he's such a bad ass, get back in the ring for a rematch. i'm so sick of this shit. there is no justice. someone please make bj retire so we don't have to listen to any more excuses from this "all talk but no walk" piece of shit!!!!
Perdew Says:
vaseline had little to nothing to do with bj's failure to establish the high guard. his waist was way too low to get any kind of leverage. he definitely needed to walk back on his shoulders and get his waist higher up towards gsps chest.
the only time that wasn't relative was when he first went down and tried the pull the rubber guard. once again the vaseline had nothing to do with it. it had nothing to do with it because he didnt have a strong clinch. the only thing in was gsp's head and neck, which were easy for him to pull out, because for one, he is MUCH STRONGER THE BJ and two, he had a dominant position bc bj didnt have enough leverage or body for the clinch. all gsp had to do was posture up, which what he did, because gsp is the fucking man
Rorbalzio Says:
go florian!!!!!!
Anonymous Says:
As much as BJ needs to let the results of that fight go, GSP needs to pull the buttplug out of his ass and stop cheating. Vaseline+water+fighter = ERROR DOES NOT COMPUTE.
This should never have happened, slap a big fine and some suspensions on that camp of faggots and move on.
Koeikan Says:
This is the most compelling argument I have seen. I still don't think it ultimately changed the outcome, but I have to say that I can see how it affected the fight.
Twinkletoes Says:
BJ Peen is just a hater. He's just angry because his thighs don't look as defined as Georges does, especially when they're oiled up. I would literally break every tooth out of my head just to nibble on his rock hard quadriceps. Yummy.
Contraband Says:
BJ reminds me of a kid growing up his parents never said no, and if they did he wouldnt give up until he got what he wanted.
The punch to the back of the was on his cabage heads ear.
I'm losing respect for bj i did like him but now he seems like a whinny little school girl
Rorbalzio Says:
i think it definitely "could" have affected the fight, but that doesn't mean bj isn't a little bitch, anyways!
Anonymous Says:
you can edit anything together and make it look like what you want it to. and thats what he just did. conspiracy theories, whatever. bj youre losing respect and fans over this.
but hey now we know how obsessed bj is with lube. hmmm.......and all that flexibility. hmmmm..........so homo
Perdew Says:
props to Geriatric Peon for the cabbage patch reference. very accurate.
sqoooooooze Says:
you can edit anything together and make it look like what you want it to. and thats what he just did. conspiracy theories, whatever. bj youre losing respect and fans over this.
but hey now we know how obsessed bj is with lube. hmmm.......and all that flexibility. hmmmm..........so homo
oops
Dr. Gonzo Says:
Micheal Moore is going viral
Spotpuff Says:
Whatever respect I had for BJ is quickly going out the window. The "Don't hit the back of the head" part was terrible. And they showed Phil Nurse apparently grabbing something after round 2 heading into round 3, but then the video doesn't show him touching GSP again... And since when is punching BJ's ear the "back of the head"?
Sigh.
Rorbalzio Says:
haha cabbage patch! another tool in my belt to use against the shit talking master.
Blow-Job Penn Says:
Wow I had mad respect for Penn before this fight, after it I see Penn as a little whining biatch!!!! Penn didnt even try to take GSP down, what he did was train as little as possible for the most important fight, laid on his back and took the beating that he deserved.
You call GSP a quitter, even if GSP did grease himself up, it was you that quit like a bitch after round 4, couldn't handle the power, couldn't handle getting hit, couldn't handle anything!!!!
You took the fight and made those comments so that the PPV buys would sky rocket, you took the fight to make MONEY!!! You should be ashamed of yourself!!! I hope Ken-FLO beats you down, after you lose please retire
Anonymous Says:
next fight for BJ, Vs Gina!!!
War Gina!
k Says:
I enjoy a good BJ as much as the next guy, but when you have to put up with constant nagging, is it really worth it?
MJM Says:
In other news, a whole new tropical beach has been discovered in BJ's vagina.
Rorbalzio Says:
mjm...best comment so far!!!!!!!!!
Twinkletoes Says:
I'd like to drill for oil in GSP's turd chamber.
Simboy Says:
Ok, some good points.....but shut the fuck up B.J.
You lost, fair and sqaure, go start kicking ass in the LW division and stop whining. Georges has more people to worry about than you, he is goinv to fight some crazy brazilians....I am sure they will be able to tell if he's greasy.
heelflip Says:
The corner thew in the towel, and the doctor stopped the fight, it had nothing to do with quitting. With so many fighters stepping up and saying that GSP greases, I'm inclined to believe that there's some shady things going on with his corner.
emo Sux Says:
Didnt Huerta train with st Pierre before his bout with Ken Flo? Didnt ken Flo start making comments about Huerta being a tad bit slippery? Damn... i better get outta here before i start some more shit... peas
Rorbalzio Says:
That's not the point heelflip.....bj sucks because he has no humility, no integrity, has hundreds of illegitimate children, literally hundreds, and hasn't beat anybody that GSP can't or hasnt!
sqoooooooze Says:
bj spent too much time on vacation, and is all pissy and whiney cuz hes still got sand in his vagina. should use some lube to get that sand out bj. lubrigate the sand out
half-baked Says:
haha i love all the bjj practitioners in here critiquing bj's technique....
Swimming With Idiots Says:
I am so sick of this crap...BJ is losing respect every time he talks about it.
I can't wait until Kenny beats him.
kenny bania Says:
I enjoy a good BJ as much as the next guy, but when you have to put up with constant nagging, is it really worth it?
^^ That's Gold, Jerry! Gold!
Rorbalzio Says:
die bj die!!
jayjay the jet plain Says:
FUCKING SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY FFS BJ YOU LOST TWICE TO GSP AND YOU WINNED AFTER BOTH LOSES I HOPE FENFLO FUCKS YOU UP JUST SO I AN READ ABOUT HOW HE CHEATED
Anonymous Says:
Does it really make any sense that GSP's corner would apply vaseline to his shoulders and back right in front of the commission, TV and thousands of fans?? Grant it, it does appear that they may have unintentionally applied some vaseline, but come on!! BJ should shut up and fight or go back to Hawaii and live off the so-called family fortune. God knows he doesnt have the brains to do anything else. What an idiot!! Nice Tom Sawyer though
sqoooooooze Says:
next fighter (fighter? or whale?) to make a video bitching about his loss, ross clifton.
rdweaver Says:
What are the chances the UFC pulls the video down for copyright infringement?
Let them defend their titles a few more times, then GSP can send Baby J into retirement.
agentsmith Says:
At last MMA has its own equivalent of "Loose Change".
Rorbalzio Says:
BJ PENN.COM= Bj is too retarded to realize that he is a more advanced version of Junie Browning.
JB Says:
BJ is a crybaby loser. He needs to take his doughy ass back to Hawaii.
Geddy Lee's Nose Says:
Has anyone ever met a French Canadian before? My uncle is French Canadian and he is very greasy. Why does BJ have to discriminate against the French Canadian people. It's not them, it's all the poutine and excessively oily cheeses they feed on.
It's like saying I lost the fight to against that Chinese dude or my buddies grandma because I couldn't stand the mothball smell.
Offside BJ...Offside!
KillaKan Says:
this is getting old and boring now.. just like the ARod story..
FUCK A BJ...
war machine should write a blog about this..
if GSP fought BlowJob again what would be the outcome?
hmm let me think.. GSP would not only win again but beat him in the same manner..