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Video Countdown: Top 10 Fastest MMA Knockouts

By CagePotato contributor Kipp Tribble

10. Jens Pulver vs John Lewis (15 seconds)
UFC 28: High Stakes was the venue for this classic KO. The left hook that Lil’ Evil lands is the stuff that bar-fight dreams are made of. Lewis hits the mat and appears to want to fight the ref for a few seconds until deciding he’s better off lying still. Not much to it, but damn what a shot to the face – and one that pushed Lewis into early retirement.


9. Gary Goodridge vs Paul Herrerra (13 seconds).
Way back in 1996 at UFC 8: David vs. Goliath, Goodridge squared up against Herrera in what was being billed as a “solid match.” If by “solid” they meant a guy getting elbowed almost to death, then solid it was. Goodridge quickly wrapped Herrera up and was on his way to a submission, but decided, “Why not? I’ll just try and kill him instead.” Double G then proceeds to land elbow after elbow to Herrera’s temple, rendering him pretty damn lifeless.

8. Aleksander Emelianenko vs. James Thompson (11 seconds)
Well, this one just makes us smile. First you have James Thompson, built like a Mack truck and shaking with fury. Then you have doughy Aleksander Emelianenko, who looks like he just woke up from a nap. As they meet in the center of the ring, Thompson gives Emelianenko a stare-down that would crush cement; Emelianenko calmly wipes a booger off his upper lip. If you haven’t seen what happens next, we won’t spoil it for you…

7. BJ Penn vs Caol Uno (11 seconds).
UFC 34: High Voltage became a scene of absolute baddassery as BJ Penn (only 22 years old at the time) hustled out to the Octagon, kicked ass and ran back to the locker room before his beer even had a chance to get warm. Uno was a formidable opponent, but what the hell was he thinking trying to fly in with a half-hearted kick against someone of Penn’s prowess? BJ countered with a combo that dropped the wiry Uno and then proceeded to pound away at his face. Sort of like he did to that undercover cop two years ago. Allegedly.

6. Neil Grove vs James “The Colossus” Thompson (10 seconds).
Yep, another video starring our friend James “The Harder They Fall” Thompson, and it’s a great example of dropping the defense in order to set up your own knock-out punch. Thompson was heavily favored – plus, he gives Neil Grove one of his trademark stare-downs while Grove appears to be shaking a turd out of his shorts. It starts off as expected, with Grove taking a few shots to his out-of-shape frame. But who the fuck would’ve thought he had a monster right? Now we all know. Check out how Thompson doesn’t even move after hitting the mat.

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Josh- May 31, 2008 at 3:43 pm
They aren't responsible for keeping the videos up you ignorant moron. It's called google, it's not fucking hard.
Anonymous- May 29, 2008 at 2:03 am
Even if sdf is an ignorant little kid, he's right. Half od the videos doesnt work anymore.
sdf- May 28, 2008 at 9:51 pm
HALF THIS SHIT DOESNT EVEN FUCKIN WORK U FAGGOTS
Rob P- May 28, 2008 at 8:45 pm
Sean Loeffler at TFA a few years back dropped a guy in 11 seconds. The video is on you tube. He destroyed the guy!
Huseyin Berik- May 9, 2008 at 1:02 am
I think Sami Berik 9 sec super KO should be in a chart

type it into google
eli- March 10, 2008 at 6:23 am
what, no lee murray? 04 sec. ko 4 ko's that totaled less than a minute?
rheindog- February 14, 2008 at 5:28 pm
Wheres baroni menne?
Jared- January 3, 2008 at 4:42 am
Aleksander Emelianenko is my favorite fighter, and to see him so chilled out and then rape that Punk-Ass in 11 seconds, Joy Joy Joy.
Ryan- December 26, 2007 at 9:03 pm
Ludwig-Goulet
HolyTaco- December 18, 2007 at 10:06 pm
It stings when the bone is sticking out.
BuGz- December 18, 2007 at 5:06 pm
great work on this post love the k.o's
Noah- December 18, 2007 at 2:34 am
It's a shame that videos are always gone so quickly, "We're sorry, this video is no longer available" What the hell is up with that? I guess they have to delete the vid so they don't get sued. Well damn, those MMA guys are going to lose so much money by letting a 5 second video be free on the internet. Oh well, the ones that I could watch kicked some ass, thanks.
beast- December 18, 2007 at 12:45 am
nice list. do more of this shit
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