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Video: Kimbo Slice Wins His Second Boxing Match Via One-Punch KO

 (The knockout comes so quickly, they’ve replayed it for you a dozen times at the end. Video: YouTube/TheHypoparody)

Former UFC fighter (sigh) Kimbo Slice threw his second punch as a professional boxer last night, and with it he secured his second victory. I’ll say this for the bearded one: he’s efficient. For those thinking that Slice has the “sweet science” figured out, I would contend that his management and promoters are the ones wearing the lab coats. Their formula? Take one-part YouTube legend, mix with one part Glass Joe, agitate for 20 seconds, and call it a night.

Kimbo’s first opponent, James Wade, was an impressive 0-1 when he fell to a single bread-bomb in just 17 seconds. Last night, Slice was paired against the more formidable Tay Bledsoe, who stepped into the ring with two wins under his belt. Sure, he’d also been knocked out thrice, in the three bouts leading up to the Kimbo fight, with two of those losses coming in under two minutes, but who’s counting? Slice dropped Bledsoe cold with an overhand right just 1:52 into the bout.

The hand speed, the footwork, are we looking at Sugar Ray Slice?

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Cestus84- October 17, 2011 at 1:46 pm
I realize bad habits are hard to break but dude fucking closed his eyes!!! C'mon now.
Joedirt- October 17, 2011 at 1:06 pm
Mofo read my post again... I know it's not the whole game.. it's just the hands... but at that small part of the game, there is nobody in MMA that would make top ten. When you see more money in MMA that will change.
monkyspunk- October 17, 2011 at 10:26 am
that didn't even look like it connected.
pooch- October 17, 2011 at 10:05 am
Tomato Can! Can you say protect yourself at all times? I sure hope this guy got paid a lot of money for his hospital bills.
Jesus Frijoles- October 17, 2011 at 9:47 am
Thank you Mofo, that little clip just screams how to get counter punched.
Mofo- October 16, 2011 at 11:22 pm
@Joedirt - nigga pleez. Boxing is like "world's best ear licker". Sure I like it when a girl licks my ear, but that's not the whole game, is it? Just a small microcosm. Boxing is a fantasy sport.

@cageannouncer - Dude I liked your comment much more with "hood". Now I think you're a bore.

Black Helwani FTW!
Mofo- October 16, 2011 at 11:18 pm
Kimbo. When you throw your right hand, put your fucking left hand to your face, you lazy bastard. It's called defense. And you call yourself a boxer. For shame muthafucka. It was only the first round. Earn your bread muthafucka.
Todd M- October 16, 2011 at 9:52 pm
Kimbo 'Double' Slice, what did he eat Charles McCarthy?
smellypiratehooker- October 16, 2011 at 5:37 pm
@ exect4500
I hope you mean in mma cause the playing field is surely not level in boxing... doubtful in mma also.
BuckWild- October 16, 2011 at 4:35 pm
Kimbo Slice ? More like Kimbo Canyon. That dude got on swole
FilmDrunk- October 16, 2011 at 4:10 pm
Decent fight, but we all know that the true ENemy is the INner me.
cageannouncer- October 16, 2011 at 4:08 pm
Looked good*
cageannouncer- October 16, 2011 at 4:06 pm
I announced Kimbos fight last night and he looked hood...he looks more comfortable as a quick KO artist then he did in MMA...but the fight wasn't 26 sec like the clip suggest..it was 1:52...regardless what people say about him being an " attraction" as opposed to being an actual Boxer he was entertaining none the less...Do your thing Kimbo and screw the haters!
noname- October 16, 2011 at 3:27 pm
This makes me happy, Kimbo going back to what he does best: being big and black and punching this shit out of cans. I hope he's learned his lesson and never faces a legitimate fighter again.
macreadysshack- October 16, 2011 at 12:01 pm
Well, it took him long enough but at least Kimbo is right where he should be. This is what he's pretty good at. All is right in this little 'slice' of the world. At last.
Joedirt- October 16, 2011 at 11:44 am
elburrogrande... boxing is no joke... you're the joke. Kimbo did the same thing in MMA... until Seth punched him out. They are going to pad his record by fighting nobodies. The minute he fights a decent boxer he's history... BUT there is no shortage of nobodies that are willing to get KO'd for money so it may last longer than Elite. Diaz would do ok in boxing... just ok. Even Anderson Silva is 1-1 in boxing against nobodies. I'm not saying a boxer can beat these guys in an MMA match but I am saying there are no MMA fighters that could box with a top ten boxer... if they could... they'd be getting paid about ten times more than they are now.
danomite- October 16, 2011 at 11:40 am
I've seen BJJ black belts with better boxing than Kimbos opponent, but at least he's winning. He seemed like a decent guy on TUF, I was getting tired of watching him get the crap kick out of him.
RPS13- October 16, 2011 at 10:58 am
sugar ray slice. haha. sounds delicious
exect4500- October 16, 2011 at 10:55 am
I'd like to see Kimbo vs James Toney. It would be the second greatest novelty fight of their careers.
foxforcefive- October 16, 2011 at 10:50 am
Catchweight bout?
Motivated Penn- October 16, 2011 at 9:50 am
That's how he eat.
Kimbos Bread- October 16, 2011 at 9:07 am
Looks like Kimbo's been eating too much bread.
Fatty McDickbutts- October 16, 2011 at 8:40 am
What happened to Dada 5000?
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