Videos: Andrei Arlovski vs. Jean Claude Van Damme, Georges St. Pierre vs. Taylor Swift

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When we first saw this trailer to Universal Soldier: Regeneration, we were pleased to learn that Andrei Arlovski not only has a role in the flick, but is actually one of the three leads along with JCVD and Dolph Lundgren. Despite his prominence, the Pitbull was apparently given no lines, which is probably for the best considering his accent is thicker than Ice-T’s wife’s ass. [Ed. note: Yes, I graduated from the Michael Schiavello School of Genius Pop-Culture References.] Can Andrei parlay his skills as Tough Silent Guy into a long-term film career, or will he have to go back to his crappy day job?

After the jump: Some douchebag ruins a poor girl’s big moment.

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Tags: Andrei Arlovski,Georges St. Pierre,GSP

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Britni Kopper- February 11, 2011 at 3:49 pm

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ReX13- November 25, 2009 at 7:04 am

shitbag Says:
Tue, 11/24/2009 - 10:10
HOLY SHIT! That movie just might have so much awesomeness your head might explode!!!

Andrei Arlovski
Dolph Lundgren
Jean Claude Van Damn

ALL in the same movie playing cyborgs??!?!? WOW

If zombies or ninjas are involved, i'll buy my tickets now. Maybe if there are monkeys.

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Häkkiperuna- November 25, 2009 at 2:26 am

The famous Rogan twins were awesome!

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NateGetsIrate- November 24, 2009 at 10:29 pm

So we're supposed to believe that JVCD can take out Arlovski?

Now THAT is a science fiction, my friends.

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Sabado Gigante- November 24, 2009 at 10:10 am

GSP comes off as that one dad when on your senior year of high school in the state championship game, you throw for 450 yards, rush for 367, throw for 5 TDs, and kick the game winning field goal, and he still makes you run sprints in the back yard because you played like shit!

"eye um not impress by yor pa form aaaance!!!" -Dad St. Pierre (DSP)

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agentsmith- November 24, 2009 at 10:08 am

I can see it now... in the final climactic fight, Arlovski beats up JCVD for three minutes, then gets knocked cold by a single overhand right.

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brandorm- November 24, 2009 at 8:29 am

I've had that same problem for a while now. No problems on firefox or my iphone, just internet explorer.

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mthomas- November 24, 2009 at 8:13 am

Yeah...I've been having problems whenever I load the homepage: I have to refresh it every time. Seems to only be with I/E though and not Firefox. And I agree with ix791, everyone hates that fucking ad. I click on it every time just to turn it off. LAME!! Fuck "Beefy Records". Still haven't made up my mind about "Hydrate Records"....

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Tai-Pan- November 24, 2009 at 8:13 am

@Lunk
I have the same fucking problem but only with this site and only using Internet Explorer or Safari.

And Fuck that Ad.

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shitbag- November 24, 2009 at 8:10 am

HOLY SHIT! That movie just might have so much awesomeness your head might explode!!!

Andrei Arlovski
Dolph Lundgren
Jean Claude Van Damn

ALL in the same movie playing cyborgs??!?!? WOW

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mynameisalsoben- November 24, 2009 at 7:47 am

that movie could only be 25 minutes long if they just knew "the perfect soldier" would go out cold with a bitch slap to his chin

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ix791- November 24, 2009 at 7:29 am

that autostart advertisement on the top right side of the page that is a cheap way for people to click on it to stop it and you make money is fucking annoying. i love this site, but i'm not coming back until you guys remove it..hopefully others will follow

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Lunk- November 24, 2009 at 7:27 am

I keep getting messages that internet explorer has failed to load the page.
Is anybody else having problems at this site?

It only happens at this site for me... all my porn sites are good.

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Old_Bald_and_Irish- November 24, 2009 at 7:14 am

"I'm also assuming that movie is going straight to DVD."

Right you are, skeletor.

I think it's available now via streaming on NetFlix.

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fACE7biter- November 24, 2009 at 7:14 am

Arlovski looks like Gerard Butler in that trailer. Must be the clean shave.

Lookoutawhale is brilliant. If you haven't seen Rocky 83: Riddum Revenge yet, then go watch it. NOW!

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skeletor- November 24, 2009 at 6:59 am

Did he not see what happened to Kanye? Why would GSP do that shit? What an asshole. And Taylor Swift doesn't sing country music she sings pop music, an mtv award is more fitting than a country music award.

I'm also assuming that movie is going straight to DVD.

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jimbonics- November 24, 2009 at 6:36 am

That GSP shit is teh funnay!

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Old_Bald_and_Irish- November 24, 2009 at 6:35 am

Once again, "Lookoutawhale" delivers the gold!

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RPS13- November 24, 2009 at 6:25 am

i not impress with your performance either taylor swift

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