Videos: Lesnar Hunts, XARM Has a Rival, + More
Brock Lesnar is giddy as a school girl after stalking around the woods (okay, more like lumbering around the woods) in pursuit of a whitetail deer. What can you say, the big man loves to hunt. His claim that the whitetail deer is one of the most difficult animals to hunt is severely undermined, however, when he misses his first shot at the buck and it is kind enough to prance out in the open to give him a better one. Ernest Hemingway hunted lions, Brock. And he was just some sissy writer.
After the jump: some Kung Fu Football, and how they hype a fight in Japan.
CP reader and Fight! Magazine writer Neal Taflinger was kind enough to share this with me. It's called "Combaton" and it's allegedly a cross between kung fu and football. Really it's just dudes running around kicking each other while the audience breathlessly awaits the "tornado spin kick." And XARM thought they had the stupid sports market cornered. Hardly.
(Props: Old, Bald & Irish.)
"UFC Countdown" it ain't, but this is how they're hyping K-1's World Max 2009 Final 16 in Japan. Yuichiro "Jienotsu" Nagashima has his own sense of style, but that's only part of what's really confusing to me about this whole segment. Somehow I get the feeling that even if I understood what they were saying this still wouldn't make any sense.
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FUCKJUNIEand hisBROTHER! Says:
Hal IS GAY!!
BackbaconBilly Says:
Just a good o'le boy... Being 290 might not help with the stealth ,but it sure don't hurt when it comes to draggin it back to camp,lol
Mark Says:
It seems as though Matt Hughes could be Brocks mini me
fxdfp Says:
"Ernest Hemingway hunted lions, Brock. And he was just some sissy writer."
Well said - thank you for that one.
CAPS LOCK HAL Says:
if you guys don't shut up im gonna find you tie you up and eat your asses all day long, teach you what we do to fags where im from..... homos
combaton master Says:
I actualy am on the board of combaton in Florida. Some of you guys don't seem to be taking us seriously but let it be known that we have a whole team of genital amputees who will be competing this year.
T Rex Says:
I'm just going to come out and say this, there were no Tornado Spin Kicks at all in that video. I'm very disappointed and will never attend a Combaton event as such.
J-Dog Says:
How is comBATON a combination of anything and football? I didn't see a ball??! Maybe tetherball.
Beaver Beater Says:
Matt Hughes and Brock Lesnar could be in the next Twins movie!
Frank Mur Says:
I got suspended for doing that once! Fuck a principle Weaver!
ManHunter Says:
6'4" 290! Thats a lot of meat!!! I want to hunt Brock with my 30/30 while he is hunting dear with his bow, only difference is Ill leave him in that cold creek ditch suffering! Cock Fucking Lesnar, Powder needs to teach him a lesson!
C-Bus Allstar Says:
What you guys don't understand is the difference in hunting a lion and hunting a white tail deer is quite simple: The lion hunts you. The Deer runs from you. Which is easier to shoot? The one coming towards you? Or the one bounding off into the woods away from you?
Think about it.
sPeLLcHeCkEr Says:
hypocrisy ftw!
CAPS LOCK HAL Says:
...im gonna find you tie you up and eat your asses all day long, teach you what we do to fags where im from...
ur dad Says:
CAP IS FROM FRISCO
Juan Blanco Says:
"To me the White Tail Deer is the hardest animal to hunt in the world" LMAO!!!!
What a douche!
Hunter Says:
C-Bus is definetly right. As a proud redneck it is common sense to realize that Whitetail is much more difficult to get between the two. Granted to get a lion you have to travel to Africa or your local zoo but they are generally timid and sleep in the open until they think you look tasty. For whitetail you have to sit still for hours in the woods while it's freezing and hope you get lucky. Or go to Africa and shoot one sitting in your jeep!
CAPS LOCK HAL Says:
sPeLLcHeCkEr YOU CROSSED THE LINE!! NOW IM GONNA HUNT YOU DOWN AND EAT YOUR ASS LIKE A BOWL OF RICE CRISPIES! I WON'T TAKE NO FOR A ANWSER YOUR GONNA BE FORCED TO SIT ON MY FACE WHILE MY DAD WATCHES HOW DUMB DO YOU FEEL NOW???
Mat Says:
Will XARM and comBaton join together to bring the the EVIL Dana White and ZUFFA!!! Wait to find out on the next episode of Monkey Shit Fight Sports.
BAT WING Says:
Brock's camo sucks, even with the ski mask I can still see him.
weatherman2012 Says:
isnt BROCK 260lbs? where the hell did u get 290 u weight noob.
Greg Says:
Anyone else find it funny that he just grabs the deer by the antlers and drags that bitch back to camp. Most people tie a rope then tie it to thier 4 wheeler. He's A BEAST! RIP Murr.
My Fight Wiffa Cheeto Says:
@Ben(s)
"Ernest Hemingway hunted lions, Brock. And he was just some sissy writer."
Never undermine the great Ernest Hemingway like that again. That dude lived on booze, cigarettes, and women. Next to Hefner, Papa, was the greatest man to ever live... then kill himself.
@weatherman2012...
"isnt BROCK 260lbs? where the hell did u get 290 u weight noob."
You're a fucking idiot. He cuts to 265 for fights. That dude walks around at 290 at least. Who's really a "noob" or whatever fucking gay ass internet terminology you want to use to describe how fucking stupid you are? Assclown. Take your ass over to Shitdog.
CAPS LOCK HAL is really TUF GUY Says:
When did Hal become the new TUF GUY? They're both cock mongers.
weatherman2012 Says:
sorry noob, i dont go around checking peoples weights like you, i use my time better then sucking 290lbs guys cocks.
celtic-devil Says:
He makes 265 pounds after cutting weight for a fight, dumbass.
Walking into the octagon he is probably closer to 285/290 and probably even heavier than that when he does not have a fight coming up.
axhed Says:
"Who's really a "noob" or whatever fucking gay ass internet terminology you want to use to describe how fucking stupid you are? Assclown."
are you a fan of alanis morisette, too?
weatherman2012 Says:
hate hate hate hate hate hate thats all you guys can do..
NOOBS
how about you step into the xbox ufc undisputed octagon with me and see whats up.
NOOBS
Anonymous Says:
wtf Japan.
Thank you OBI for that
Armfarmer Says:
CAPS LOCK HAL Says:
Mon, 04/27/2009 - 11:45
sPeLLcHeCkEr YOU CROSSED THE LINE!! NOW IM GONNA HUNT YOU DOWN AND EAT YOUR ASS LIKE A BOWL OF RICE CRISPIES! I WON'T TAKE NO FOR A ANWSER YOUR GONNA BE FORCED TO SIT ON MY FACE WHILE MY DAD WATCHES HOW DUMB DO YOU FEEL NOW???
If his ass is in any way similar to a bowl of rice crispies I would keep my mouth far far away...
LAPS COCK HAL Says:
ONCE AGAIN...THE NAME SAYS IT ALL !!!!
CAPS LOCK HAL Says:
LAPS COCK HAL FUCK YOU. CAUSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND PULL DOWN MY PANTS AND LET YOU RAM ME IN THE ASS WITH YOUR COCK AND THAN I WILL LICK ANY SHIT OF MINE THAT IS ON YOUIR COCK. OK? FAGGOT!
ur dad Says:
rofl too dam funny
ur dad Says:
caps do u have a tatoo like brock?
CAPS LOCK HAL Says:
YES BETWEEN MY BUTT CHEEKS.
TUF Guy Says:
Brock is an American hero!
ur dad Says:
dong chest is not an american hero.
average joe Says:
"how about you step into the xbox ufc undisputed octagon with me and see whats up."
Wow.
ur dad Says:
u talkin to me son?
i be throwing some bows to ur dome.
shifty Says:
Brock is pretty lucky he didn't get knee-barred after he missed that first shot.
Mdollas Says:
I beat Chuck Lidell with Mauricio Shogun Rua on expert the other day, 2nd round tko.
CAPS LOCK HAL Says:
NO ONE CARES MDOLLAS. WHY DONT YOU STOP PLAYING LITTLE VIDEO GAMES ALL DAY YOU NERD AND GET SOME COCK LIKE IM ABOUT TO DO. GOD I JUST LOVE ME SOME COCK. EATING OUT ASSHOLES COMES A CLOSE SECOND. LOVE THAT TOO.
rokabee Says:
mega blood. dead deer.
Anonymous Says:
weatherman has no penis
smashfacekillah Says:
Damn I thought this site was for fight news not to argue over who is the gayest.
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Anonymous Says:
Brock seems like a cool guy. Deer are hard to hunt, even here in Australia. Especially since he does it on foot.... I mean, he didn't even use a gun!
All, if not most of you are haters.
How about supporting him and the fact that he's good competition for the sport of MMA, instead of complaining how he got preferential treatment in receiving a title shot so quickly with the UFC?!
blurb Says:
he manhandled that dead deer like it was a damn kid or something.
MMAFanBoy Says:
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Broc Lesnar in his white tailed deer loving ass. He has done nothing for the sport of MMA. He's like the "bully" of the UFC just a big guy who thinks he's the shit because he's twice as big as everyone else. Fuck him.
NealTaflinger Says:
Lulz @ "genital amputees."
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