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There are some things in this mad, mad world that we’ll never fully understand. Like, for example, why the movie Legally Blonde had to be adpated into a musical. Or why UFC play-by-play man Mike Goldberg took a singing role in a low-rent production of that musical. Skip to the 1:59 mark of the above video for Goldie’s star turn as the lead character’s argyle-socked father. Seriously, WTF? Did Mike lose a fight-picking bet to Joe Rogan? Does he direct community theatre on the weekends, and did the actor who was actually supposed to play the role call in sick that night? Did Guffman ever show up? We need answers, and the Internet is giving us nothing.

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A couple weeks ago, former WEC middleweight champ Paulo Filho tried to regain some relevance by saying he would submit Strikeforce light-heavyweight champ Gegard Mousasi, and would give up his entire purse if he ever lost that hypothetical fight. The comments got back to Sweet Sassy, who wasn’t too happy to hear them: "I think the steroids have gone to his head," Mousasi said. "He didn’t perform the same as he does in Japan as [he did] in America, and now he suddenly has a big mouth again. I would say he’s a little donkey that’s on steroids, who thinks he’s a running horse now. But with his height he’s more like a little pony…If there’s athletic commission tests, he can fight me everywhere he wants…he also backed up a couple times when he had to fight Chael Sonnen. He said he was crazy. Maybe he is crazy. I think he wasn’t feeling very good mentally, because he cannot use his magic stuff."

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UFC 103 headliner Vitor Belfort calls his fight against Rich Franklin "a blessing," and vows to give 100% in his UFC return.

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LukeTheDuke- September 9, 2009 at 4:13 am
Gegard "The Equestrian Analolgy Alchemist" Moussasi.
Krazy Kracker- September 9, 2009 at 1:36 am
Joe: "Mike, you gave it your best, tough loss. Give us your interpretations on what this does for your career while you talk us through the Bud Light replay."
rockhuddy- September 8, 2009 at 7:46 pm
i hope someone uses the audio from Goldberg's extremely homosexual performance as their entrance music
Bob Loblaw- September 8, 2009 at 5:23 pm
haha, Sweet Sassy.
PurplePickle- September 8, 2009 at 5:08 pm
Goldie did the the play by play for the Arizona Cardinal's preseason games. He was actually pretty fuckin good.
Seoul Brother- September 8, 2009 at 4:35 pm
I think I'd rather see some good ol' fashioned goatse fun than see Mike Goldberg sing. And damn you, CP for that first image. I thought that was Mike in falsies & a blond wig.
cagefightmon- September 8, 2009 at 2:54 pm
How embarrassing!
831 Son- September 8, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Losing a bet to Joe seems like the most logical explanation for why he would be there. Only homos would do that for recreation.
EDoggFunkMonk- September 8, 2009 at 2:23 pm
Mousasi sounds like a villain from "Die Hard." I think I like him even better now!
EDoggFunkMonk- September 8, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Goldberg needs a few Gonzaga knees to the junk to get him in tune.
Jackal- September 8, 2009 at 2:10 pm
I can't stand mike goldberg, he's got such a douche persona on camera, adds a lot of cheese to UFC.

mousasi likes talking smack too apparently..

and I'm stoked to watch the vitor vs rich fight
spermburger- September 8, 2009 at 1:58 pm
Mousasi was also reported as saying "Filho's momma so fat she gave Butterbean a boner."
RPS13- September 8, 2009 at 1:44 pm
NOW we have seen goldberg in his element. he seems less gay here than ufc somehow, perhaps because he's not gazing dreamily into joe rogan's eyes
parchy mcthirst- September 8, 2009 at 1:35 pm
filho better get in his rowboat and sail back to brazil...the destroyer of worlds has spoken
Videodrome_NOW- September 8, 2009 at 1:18 pm
I'm still Waiting for Guffman!
TacoMafia- September 8, 2009 at 1:14 pm
Goodness Goldberg, after that performence, when he asks his agent about his potential acting career, his reply will be...."It is allll over!"
EzMoNeY- September 8, 2009 at 1:03 pm
mike 'legally blonde' goldberg, that shit is funny lol
dresdin- September 8, 2009 at 12:32 pm
well looks like he now has a career to fall back on if this whole UFC thing doesn't pan out

mike........ really??? WTF?