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There are some things in this mad, mad world that we’ll never fully understand. Like, for example, why the movie Legally Blonde had to be adpated into a musical. Or why UFC play-by-play man Mike Goldberg took a singing role in a low-rent production of that musical. Skip to the 1:59 mark of the above video for Goldie’s star turn as the lead character’s argyle-socked father. Seriously, WTF? Did Mike lose a fight-picking bet to Joe Rogan? Does he direct community theatre on the weekends, and did the actor who was actually supposed to play the role call in sick that night? Did Guffman ever show up? We need answers, and the Internet is giving us nothing.



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A couple weeks ago, former WEC middleweight champ Paulo Filho tried to regain some relevance by saying he would submit Strikeforce light-heavyweight champ Gegard Mousasi, and would give up his entire purse if he ever lost that hypothetical fight. The comments got back to Sweet Sassy, who wasn’t too happy to hear them: "I think the steroids have gone to his head," Mousasi said. "He didn’t perform the same as he does in Japan as [he did] in America, and now he suddenly has a big mouth again. I would say he’s a little donkey that’s on steroids, who thinks he’s a running horse now. But with his height he’s more like a little pony…If there’s athletic commission tests, he can fight me everywhere he wants…he also backed up a couple times when he had to fight Chael Sonnen. He said he was crazy. Maybe he is crazy. I think he wasn’t feeling very good mentally, because he cannot use his magic stuff."

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UFC 103 headliner Vitor Belfort calls his fight against Rich Franklin "a blessing," and vows to give 100% in his UFC return.