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War Machine: “F*ck an Obama”


 
Props to Fightlinker for screen-capping the latest dose of brilliance from War Machine‘s infamously retarded MySpace blog/bulletins, for the benefit of those of us who aren’t subscribed. Basically, he calls President Obama a "rich white guy," a "rich faggot," and says that Obama is not one of "THE PEOPLE." Also, he kind of implies that someone should assassinate him. (Secret Service, are you getting all this?) Sounds like a classic case of Nader-supporter sour grapes. But wait, there’s more:

Jan 20, 2009 10:44 PM
And while I’m at it fuck a Bush for his shitty ass campaign, fuck a McCain for being so damn old and fuck a Hillary for being a female…shittt…last thing we need is a female in office.

That’s a good start, War, but we’d also add:
1) Fuck a Cheney for showing up to yesterday’s inauguration looking like a broke-ass Jeffrey Lebowski.
2) Fuck a Palin for not bringing in the LARPer vote.
3) Fuck a Jon Koppenhaver for legally changing his name to War Machine then venting idiotic hostility via his MySpace page like some high-school fat girl.
4) Fuck a War Machine’s parents for not hugging him enough as a child.

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scrabble finder- August 31, 2011 at 7:48 pm
war machine, old news there. check out some of my posts about scrabble finder
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Anonymous- February 7, 2009 at 12:57 pm
All u faggot hippies talking about corrupt government and politicans need to take your fucking tie dye t shirts off, put the bong away and get a fucking job. WM is a retard with the mind of a 5 year old with down syndrome. Fuck this loser and I hope he gets into a car accident .
Anonymous- January 25, 2009 at 10:34 pm
maybe someone with the name PresidentMachine should run for office???
KTFO- January 23, 2009 at 2:21 am
Fuck a hand grenade tattoo, aka "the next bad boy tat".
Anonymous- January 22, 2009 at 11:36 pm
He'd fuck you in the ass and there wouldn't be a motherfuckin thing you're gonna do about it!
Manny R. Jr.- January 22, 2009 at 10:21 pm
lol i'd knock this bitch out.
UFC fan- January 22, 2009 at 2:23 pm
Tuf GAY wants to know more about your nutsack.
But Trinity wants some of that brown ring around your planet Uranus.
Thoughts- January 22, 2009 at 12:01 pm
EIGHTY + COMMENTS AND STILL COUNTING?!?!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!? THIS IS WAR MACHINE FELLAS!!!!

if you want we can discuss the color and texture of my nutsack...
Xamot- January 22, 2009 at 11:30 am
Hopefully he has a fit of roid rage and gets shot by his girlfriend's father.
Anonymous- January 22, 2009 at 11:10 am
Can you guys please stop posting about War Machine? This kid loves attention and CP is just feeding in to that. I think everyone should just ignore him so he can fade away in to obscurity where he belongs.
armfarmer- January 22, 2009 at 8:43 am
As for mocking warmachine, I think it's a little dumb to say something like..

"Really? That's how you people react when somebody speaks out against the government? You make fun of them?"

Give me a fuckin break dude. No one is saying "omg! he questioned the gov't! lolzz!!"

We aren't making fun of him for that, were making fun of him for being a goddamn dumbass. It's not what he's saying it's how he's saying it. He sounds like a middle schooler talking smack on aim. "lol..shitt.. fuckn' this fuckn' that.. double you tee ef lol!" He just sounds like a half literate retard, and he doesn't know when to shut the fuck up. He constantly makes himself out to be an immature attention whore loser.
armfarmer- January 22, 2009 at 8:39 am
What kind of retard can make a comment like "Obama's the best president sense jfk" when the dude has been president for less than a week? What do you base that off of? Cause he gave a pretty speach at his innoguration that made you feel fuzzy inside? Congradulations on showing everyone how easily the public can be brainwashed with hype and media. I mean seriously what a fuckin dumbass thing to say. At least say "Obama will be.." that way at least you won't sound like a godamn brainwashed robot.
Jay- January 22, 2009 at 8:35 am
Fuck WM's mom for not swallowing OR fuck WM's dad for not just doing her in the ass in the first place. Oh and fuck the doctor for screwing up the abortion.
Lysol- January 22, 2009 at 6:54 am
fedor a million ankles & Canadian Hoser:

No, no one really thinks Obama is the cure-all. We realize he's a politition who cashed in on the fact that things are so desperate that people will vote for anyone who promises help. And the fact that the average American voter isn't smart enough to deserve the honor.

The reason we're mocking War Machine for this is, let's face it, he's the last person who should speak out if he wants the cause to be taken seriously. War Machine is a moron and his rant, while filled with some good points, is poorly written. And quite frankly, Myspace isn't really a good place to make such a point.
Anonymous- January 22, 2009 at 4:03 am
If I'm not mistaken didn't War Machine claim he could use his penis as a radio transmitter.
ButtFlies- January 22, 2009 at 3:56 am
All you pussies say you live in a free country? whats this naging about secret service knocking on the door? you frightened americans! china owns you!! haha..a black president? haha! whos next? pedro the mexican ?
terrence- January 22, 2009 at 3:38 am
@ Jomamma

I dont have anything against Obama, but u on the other hand are an absolute idiot. How are you going to say that Obama is the best president since JFK? He is just starting in on his 3rd day! The estimated IQ of some of the people that comment on this site scares me more than getting in the ring with Fedor.
Da Truth- January 22, 2009 at 2:20 am
Sorry All You WM Haters [for good phuking reason!] but saying "I Hope someone smokes this guy" is NOT anything like a death threat to the new Pres and nothing will be done about it...
First Black Pres is gunna be getting thousands of redneck threats this one wont even get in the 'to be beaten with a rubber hose' file [although we can all phukn wish]

War Machine. more like Whore Machine.
iamdaghost- January 21, 2009 at 11:40 pm
What's less intelligent than a retarded chimp? Whatever it is, that 's the intellectual level of the genius who changed his name to Warmachine.
Maud- January 21, 2009 at 9:28 pm
no way Jose.
bubbafat- January 21, 2009 at 8:16 pm
I'm not defending him. But... #4 might be a little harsh eh? The guy's got no parents. No family at all. Don't feel sorry for him but, c'mon.
Piss runs up hill to Canada- January 21, 2009 at 7:49 pm
@Canadian hoser

You are a tool. Check your spelling, you fucking maggot. Besides, how the fuck would you know anything about the government, politics or what runs this great fucking country? I guess that is why you are up there you fucking pickle pusher.
Jefe Maro- January 21, 2009 at 6:17 pm
Warppenhaver needs to change his myspace profile picture to one of him holding a sign reading "Will work for attention"

I just keep getting flashbacks of Matt Serra trying to give the space case tips on TUF, and yet just laugh at the idea that someone would give a flying fuck about his political views.
Canadian hoser- January 21, 2009 at 5:32 pm
I'm not trying to swing anyone into believing what I am saying. I am just saying what I feel to be the truth, and as it relates to the topic being discussed if you don't like my opinion I'm not surprised. Advertising works on people to buy crap, it also works to make you believe that this next president is gonna "change america" and there is a "war on terror" and that anyone who doesn't believe what the government is telling us is a terrorist or a communist. Ignore cnn and fox news for a couple years and maybe some more people will wake up.
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