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All u faggot hippies talking about corrupt government and politicans need to take your fucking tie dye t shirts off, put the bong away and get a fucking job. WM is a retard with the mind of a 5 year old with down syndrome. Fuck this loser and I hope he gets into a car accident .

maybe someone with the name PresidentMachine should run for office???

Fuck a hand grenade tattoo, aka "the next bad boy tat".

He'd fuck you in the ass and there wouldn't be a motherfuckin thing you're gonna do about it!

lol i'd knock this bitch out.

Tuf GAY wants to know more about your nutsack.
But Trinity wants some of that brown ring around your planet Uranus.

EIGHTY + COMMENTS AND STILL COUNTING?!?!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!? THIS IS WAR MACHINE FELLAS!!!!

if you want we can discuss the color and texture of my nutsack...

Hopefully he has a fit of roid rage and gets shot by his girlfriend's father.

Can you guys please stop posting about War Machine? This kid loves attention and CP is just feeding in to that. I think everyone should just ignore him so he can fade away in to obscurity where he belongs.

As for mocking warmachine, I think it's a little dumb to say something like..

"Really? That's how you people react when somebody speaks out against the government? You make fun of them?"

Give me a fuckin break dude. No one is saying "omg! he questioned the gov't! lolzz!!"

We aren't making fun of him for that, were making fun of him for being a goddamn dumbass. It's not what he's saying it's how he's saying it. He sounds like a middle schooler talking smack on aim. "lol..shitt.. fuckn' this fuckn' that.. double you tee ef lol!" He just sounds like a half literate retard, and he doesn't know when to shut the fuck up. He constantly makes himself out to be an immature attention whore loser.

What kind of retard can make a comment like "Obama's the best president sense jfk" when the dude has been president for less than a week? What do you base that off of? Cause he gave a pretty speach at his innoguration that made you feel fuzzy inside? Congradulations on showing everyone how easily the public can be brainwashed with hype and media. I mean seriously what a fuckin dumbass thing to say. At least say "Obama will be.." that way at least you won't sound like a godamn brainwashed robot.

Fuck WM's mom for not swallowing OR fuck WM's dad for not just doing her in the ass in the first place. Oh and fuck the doctor for screwing up the abortion.

fedor a million ankles & Canadian Hoser:

No, no one really thinks Obama is the cure-all. We realize he's a politition who cashed in on the fact that things are so desperate that people will vote for anyone who promises help. And the fact that the average American voter isn't smart enough to deserve the honor.

The reason we're mocking War Machine for this is, let's face it, he's the last person who should speak out if he wants the cause to be taken seriously. War Machine is a moron and his rant, while filled with some good points, is poorly written. And quite frankly, Myspace isn't really a good place to make such a point.

If I'm not mistaken didn't War Machine claim he could use his penis as a radio transmitter.

All you pussies say you live in a free country? whats this naging about secret service knocking on the door? you frightened americans! china owns you!! haha..a black president? haha! whos next? pedro the mexican ?

@ Jomamma

I dont have anything against Obama, but u on the other hand are an absolute idiot. How are you going to say that Obama is the best president since JFK? He is just starting in on his 3rd day! The estimated IQ of some of the people that comment on this site scares me more than getting in the ring with Fedor.

Sorry All You WM Haters [for good phuking reason!] but saying "I Hope someone smokes this guy" is NOT anything like a death threat to the new Pres and nothing will be done about it...
First Black Pres is gunna be getting thousands of redneck threats this one wont even get in the 'to be beaten with a rubber hose' file [although we can all phukn wish]

War Machine. more like Whore Machine.

What's less intelligent than a retarded chimp? Whatever it is, that 's the intellectual level of the genius who changed his name to Warmachine.

no way Jose.

I'm not defending him. But... #4 might be a little harsh eh? The guy's got no parents. No family at all. Don't feel sorry for him but, c'mon.

@Canadian hoser

You are a tool. Check your spelling, you fucking maggot. Besides, how the fuck would you know anything about the government, politics or what runs this great fucking country? I guess that is why you are up there you fucking pickle pusher.

Warppenhaver needs to change his myspace profile picture to one of him holding a sign reading "Will work for attention"

I just keep getting flashbacks of Matt Serra trying to give the space case tips on TUF, and yet just laugh at the idea that someone would give a flying fuck about his political views.

I'm not trying to swing anyone into believing what I am saying. I am just saying what I feel to be the truth, and as it relates to the topic being discussed if you don't like my opinion I'm not surprised. Advertising works on people to buy crap, it also works to make you believe that this next president is gonna "change america" and there is a "war on terror" and that anyone who doesn't believe what the government is telling us is a terrorist or a communist. Ignore cnn and fox news for a couple years and maybe some more people will wake up.

Obama is a silly Puppet, nothing more nothing less

War Machine needs to redeem his life.

ps. for the record- obama is the man.
best president since JFK.
congrats from canada!!!

you guys are on a roll today!
LOL

Come on CP, how about a moratorium on Jon Koppenhaver posts unless it involves his ass getting choked the fuck out. Get back to stories about people who matter...like Junie Browning or Fedors sweater.

Do you really believe all this media hype for obama is gonna save your country? There was a guy in the republican race named Ron Paul who one all the debates had a huge following on the internet which has not yet been censored by the media. He's a doctor and would like to rid your and then likely our country of these wars that we seem to start. Use the soon to be trillions of dollars that you are "spending" on a make believe "war on terror" and put it towards rebuilding your country and ours soon to follow. Imagine for one second there was no war in iraq every single person who graduated high school in 2008 in the US could have a 4 years of college paid for complete, not saying they all would go but with the amount of moey they are spending on a private war is crazy. Your country's largest automobile manufacturer GM had an electric car called the cv1 and was banned by the government and ordered all leased vehichles to be returned in 2002 and were crushed. Look at what happened to GM now if it wasn't for OIL what the f would the government have you fighting for anyway. We are "all" economic slaves, while our governments deface the value of our money by fighting wars and padding there bank accounts we continue to work 2 and 3 part time jobs to pay the bills, they will continue to laugh at you.

@ fedor

Dude....chill. We get enough stereotypical hate from most countries, and trust me, not all of us are unaware puppets. Don't judge a whole country by the actions of some.

lol you guys think this idiots funny, check out the his blogs for yourself and read the comments. I mean, he's stupid, that's obvious, so he posts stupid stuff, but the people who agree with him...yikes.

Hebrew Hammerfist Says:
Wed, 01/21/2009 - 13:38

Secret service, FBI, and Swat knocking on his door in 5, 4, 3, 2..... 1....


This is exactly right, hey BEN&BEN I think it is your duty to report this. It is a federal crime to publicly say anything about a president getting shot or "smoked" as dumbass machine said.
I seriously hope this little blog thing gets him the attention he desperately needs.

Sounds like Mr. Machine is trying to campaign for Monson's head anarchist position. Strike while the iron's hot, Mr. Machine.

Canadian hoser (scroll up) is not a dumb fuck.

If you don't/didn't support Ron Paul then you don't know anything about politics and don't know what's best for this country. Never heard of him? WELL THERES A REASON FOR THAT! You sheeple fucks might want to look into it.

If anyone can make a solid argument against any of Ron Paul's policies than I'll shut the fuck up.

I will not support any candidate that does not want to abolish the federal reserve. If you don't want the federal reserve abolished, then you are an idiot.

I'm not worried about speaking harshly and upsetting a bunch of fake patriots that watch too much CNN so if you find any of this offensive FUCK YOU FASCIST I'll be laughing from Canada while you're stuck in the FEMA concentration camps (look it up dipshits). Have fun with your 3 months of mandatory military service, brought to you by Obama (look it up dipshits).

I get really angry when people gang up and make fun of dissenters. Politicians on the other hand absolutely love it.

Hahahahah this kid is such a sour puss. Talks shit on everyone. He choked out some guy outside a bar who was walking with his girlfriend and the dude dropped charges because he didn't want to ruin Koppenhavers future...fact is that this clown has no future and he's continuosly fucked his name so hard he had to change it to "War Machine"...what kind of retard do you have to be to change your name to something like that...I absolutely love reading this guys blogs because it is all senseless bullshit. Bottom line..."War Machine" is worthless, Yoshida put him out cold in less than a couple minutes. Why doesn't he concentrate on being a good mixed martial artists, instead of running his mouth. At one point I actually thought this kid had talent.

Really? That's how you people react when somebody speaks out against the government? You make fun of them?

This country is in a lot more trouble than I thought...

You dumb fucks.

Keep abortion legal.

I don't agree with the way he said it but alot of it is true. After hurricne katrina, the wars, the fedreal reserve printing billions of dollars that no one can backup, racist right wing media, fixed elections, peoples work pensions being dumped, they private war being fought in iraq, and the mortgage crisis. Suddenly a hero emerges out of thin air named barack obama, who has ties to the clintons is made out to be some super god, who will fix it all, good luck with that. If you wanted real change Ron Paul would have been voted in plain and simple, but he didn't so I predict there will be no change sad but true. Politians are just actors, they have no say in what will control your government, they are told what to do and when to do it just like you have no control of your country. You have a better chance believing in Santa Claus then obama.

Clearly War Machine is still suffering from oxygen deprivation from the anaconda choke from Yushiyuki Yoshida

*better than no attention* i mean

i guess negative attention is better than attention for "party machine"-thanx Don

I'd love to see Whore Machine brutally raped by a rich white guy. I can understand wanting publicity but this is just dumb. I guess we're the real morons for paying attention to him.

Maybe he can change his name again to "Party Machine" for the boys in prison

what a class act

war machine just wants attention. what do is that called again? oh ya.... TOOL. he couldnt hack it in UFC so hes dying for attention.

hahahaha did anyone see Yoshiyuki Yoshida put that pussy to sleep??

You're a moron dude.

Fuck a warmachine. Obama hasn't been rich his whole life. If you were smart enough to know anything about him. He probably struggled in his younger days. He was just smart enough to become rich as he got older. You on the other hand are about as dumb as they come. Plus you can't fight. I know amateurs that would mop the floor with you.

War Machine is the reason here is an MMA ban in New York...not head kicks.

This is a perfect example of why he's such a idiot. Like WANG CHUNG FIGHTER said, instead of being in the gym training, he's on myspace trying to fuck with bitches, and make stupid comments thinking he's being "witty" or "controversial". I can hear him now...."yeah, I was in the UFC, fighting on TV"......"look at these abs and cool tats"....."it's ok that you're only 13".......
This cat is totally douchetastic!

that fucker has alot of pussy on his myspace

CIA is on the way...

fuck all governments for keeping the masses obedient and at bay. we are all subjected to a blinded prison. wake the fuck up

to be a politician, one must be corrupt. the whole system is corrupt. fuck the us. people dont understand. they are sheeple

It should be illegal to teach martial arts to people under a certain IQ score. I hate the fact that this fucking mental deficient could kick my ass. This guy will be picking fights in the Denny's parking lot until he's sixty. "Stop eye fucking my grandslam bro!"

Fuck a War Machine for giving the middle finger like a chimpanzee.

man sounds like hes got a brain on his shoulders actually...
WM FOR PREZ!

I think it would be totally fucken awesome if the cia grabbed this guy and made him partake unwillingly in an experiment in which they turn him into a half cyborg soldier, or, if you will, a "War Machine" and against his wishes he has to serve the very people he so hates. And the only reason he was chosen as a candidate was because he has already changed his name, making it easier for the agents in charge of the program. Think about it.
Seriously though, wouldn't it be pretty tough to do pretty much anything involving I.D. for this guy? Like flying?

this is the comment of the week, now give me a t shirt

As usual, OBI is right. Secret Service is paid to not have a sense of humor about this shit.

Say goodnight, Jon Boy

I love to fuck a bush. If I'm lucky, she let's me fuck a balloon knot

Maybe he can room with Jeff Monson in the big house.

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Sweet MMA blog

Astroninja i hope i dont really think that LOL

whether you like war machine or not he is right...

Obama is just another crooked politician

u*

The irish car bomb gets the post of the week. Buy a muther fucker a t-shirt.

Warmachine is a bitch...if he has the balls to say all this shit about Obama and really mean it, why does he ask someone else to smoke him...why not do it yourself you vagina.

This guy has to be one of the biggest retards ever. doesn't he have friends that tell him he is orchestrating his own demise? I mean, no way the UFC or any other big org would ever want to spend money on a pos like this.

oh that crazy war machine...such a kidder...

anyone catch what Reverand Lowery had to say in the benediction?

"Lord, in the memory of all the saints who from their labors rest, and in the joy of a new beginning, we ask you to help us work for that day when black will not be asked to get back, when brown can stick around, when yellow will be mellow, when the red man can get ahead, man and when white will embrace what is right."

notice how you were left out of this WM? no one gives a shit about dumb people that think they're machines

either way Reverand Lowery could def sub you

This guy had potential. I was hoping to see him go far in the UFC. He should be in the gym instead of fucking around on my space.

w washed up
a ass hole
r retarded mother fucker

m mentally ill (expects sympathy hahaha)
a arguably gay
c cant hold back a full face of tears on every occaison he gets
h he acts like a little bitch
i i dont even know why he gets this much attention hes such a loser
n never going to fight in any company worth mentioning ever again
e evan tanner is one of the most respectable people in mma history so go home
and cry yourself to sleep little johnny

I was mildly amused when he changed his name legally... but fuck that idiotic attention whore piece of garbage. He obviously knows absolutely nothing about any of the candidates and I'm sick of him trying to make absurd statements in order for him to garner some attention...because he isn't going to get it from what he does in the ring.

Everyone should just allow him to fade into obscurity.

Ah damn, you all know I meant 'won', you can mock me now for my war machine mastery of the english language.

Secret service, FBI, and Swat knocking on his door in 5, 4, 3, 2..... 1....

Congrats warmachine, you've just one an all expense trip to sunny Guantanamo. Enjoy.

He's well informed too. Irrespective of what you think of Obama, he didn't grow up with money, and got scholarships to pretty much everywhere, and didn't finish paying off his student loans until about 3 years ago.

Jon Koppenhaver... Who's that? OH, War Machine, FUCK HIM!

Just when you think "War Machine" can't dig himself any deeper into a hole...

...he buys a new shovel.

Here's hoping that "War Machine" drives his car really, really fast into a tree.

By the way, The Secret Service WILL be up his ass real soon. They don't take this stuff lightly. Ever.

The funny thing about this kid and I use the term KID, is that he changed his name to War Machine and he talks all this smack about being a man and all that other over the top macho bullshit but then posts on MYSPACE? WTF dude you fucking fail at being a man. How much longer do we have to wait for Darwin to catch up to this fucking loser?

"fuck a McCain for being so damn old"

Uhh, isn't that basically what Democrats actually said.

rofl, I'm comin kid - don't you worry !

so....none?

is it just me or at this point is this guys life just comical. You change your name to sound like an extra from the terminator movies, you make fun of a dead legend of MMA, you get kicked out of the UFC, you make death threats to our newly sworn in president. and you use LOL in every day talk. man this guys life is sweet! i want to be an ultimate fighter. i want to do my part in destroying the reputation of a fighter. Way to go War Machine you should probably change your name to Walking Stereotype. Have fun with those boys in Armani suits that should be knocking on your door shortly.

I guess its one way to get people to even notice you. I give it a 3/10.

WM is a joke, granted. Obama is not my hero, he is just another politician. In this case, the media took it to the next level. I bet you'll never hear them say anything bad about him now because they made him out to be a god. I just wish they'd treat him with as much respect as they did Bush.

He wouldn't stand a chance...Dangadadangad dang, kick to de pills head butt...no more War Machine.

CP - Why do we give a shit about War Machine?

War Machine is right. I like Obama's tax plan but aside from that he's neoconservative fascist scum like most every politician.

Eloquent as ever...